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Nintendo is a covert hiroshima reparations program
"Nintendo is a covert hiroshima reparations program"
They don't look real to me, but I'm not a celebrity porn expert either.
 
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You know, it's much easier to not be confused for a Satan worshiper if you don't actually worship Satan.

>Sells Satan themed queer merchandise
>Poses with satan horns and said merch
>THEY'RE SMEARING ME AS A SATANIST!

who still gets their news from cable news stations other than boomers? i only get my reliable source news from my local meth addicted homeless guy.
by the way, dont trust the pigeons. theyre planning on killing us all in a few weeks

Now he's morbidly obese troon. That's not a part of society anyone should aspire to be.

Communism is about trannies and their penises. It's also about fat acceptance and the advocation of cheap labour immigration to keep low wages down. Also don't forget about drag kids in public. Very important aspect of communism.
-Karl Marx

The time and money that would have gone into supporting a partner/house/children/hobby that takes actual skill and patience is instead wasted on meaningless bullshit (I realize the irony in a kiwi making this argument).
 
Does thirsting for rabies pussy classify you as a bug chaser?

Nice story about time travel, rape, incest and inbreeding, and of course, fucking on rabies. All the nice, heartwarming themes one would expect from a writer from Portland.

I saw them mention that they were 5'7" and my brain assumed woman but actually it's some gay Australian Nazi NEET who wants a taller Nazi femboy to roleplay shrinking him and crushing him to death - I can see how his this would limit his dating pool.

How is this a real person's name? It sounds like an obscure X-files character.

It's rather unwise to say "Hello, my name is John Smith, I study \ work for Retard University and I really like to spend my time watching sexualized drawings of children".

Fister is such an unfortunate name for a woman.

Is this what it feels like to be a jew?

I am so sick of Germans. Just shut the fuck up, you fucking Nazis.

Kiwi Farms is Kiwi Farms because the servers stay up and people enjoy posting.
 
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"Seeing how couples were kissing in front of me doing any love gestures to each other was just like they laugh at me and trying to provoke me. I've even imagined like I beat one of them really hard, just to enjoy the terror on the face of the other one"

From the waifu thread
 
I'm into being pissed on by crowds of beautiful Japanese girls like in my pornos, where's MY pride flag?

On the other hand, I think this is faux fear being put out there to play up a - and I can't fucking believe I'm putting these words in this order in a sentence but - corporate victim narrative.

My fetish is putting my penis in vaginas. We need a flag for my disgusting fetish ASAP or I'll feel like I'm being genocided.

I wholeheartedly denounce girldick because it's usually attached to a violent, psychotic pervert.

How does this fat nigger get less engagement on his tweets than I do shitposting on the farms while it's TOR only? Imagine typing so much gay shit and literally no one caring lmfao.

don't get me started on the internet (because I'm about 100% convinced that was a mistake).

In conclusion, don't be canadian, don't become an influencer or a youtuber, don't drink the koolaid, lay off the fucking bagels and never, ever install arch

He's successfully transitioned to Mama June circa taping of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

I just enjoy a good peaking of normies.

he spends far too much time on the Internet, which I'm fully convinced will be remembered as the lead pipes that drove the Romans mad

Another one swallowed up by the Arch Linux to tranny pipeline.

Youd think people would've learned by now theres no point arguing with a mentally ill woman. Just ignore her and one day her cats will devour her corpse

I'm not a celebrity porn expert either.

Like seriously, have these dumb retards not heard of the boy who cried wolf?
I guess it's "the manchild who cried mpox," now I hate modern renditions.

Keep these articles coming. The downfall of Bud Light is the greatest thing I’ve read in years.

no officer, it isnt indecent exposure, i have my dick out for harambe.

Even I'm breaking character from my black/trans/furry gimmick-posting because this amoral bint is being utterly disingenuous and sly about things that affect the modern family unit. Sickening....

Quit raping people you rapey rapist!

You haven't even raped anyone you pussy. You fake nigger.

The abortion fetishist is in rare form today. She's been shitting up multiple articles in A&N for close to 12 hours now.

Either she got dumped, her cat ran away, or she ran out of meds is anyone's guess.

He looks like one of those GEICO cavemen after a day spa. He is a devolution of both sexuality and humanity. A Cro-Magnon faggot, if you like.
So Homo erectus Flaccidious?
Cro-Fagnon also works.
How about Neandertroon?

He is likely both faceblind and high on AGP.

And even if he wasn't, we have 5540 previous pages to say that yes, people can be this delusional.
 
I mean, we're still here my dude. We may have been chased into the TOR Bunker again for a while because the fucking Troon War wasn't as over as we thought it was and their combined Stinkditches have a TP-3 like effect on pussy whipped IP's, but we are the Death Korp of Sneed, we shall endure.
Have a little fucking faith.
 
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