random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Where else do you go when it's 3 a.m. and you need some zip ties, a sledgehammer, a hacksaw, some contractor bags, condoms, a bottle of whiskey, a mop, and bleach?

I didn't know yelling at a retreating Sysco truck with an poorly secured rear door allowing boxes to fall out of the back counted as "placing an order" but clearly that's what happened here.

I would not be surprised if he has some strange grudge against stand mixers.

If fidget spinners had been a thing when I was a teen it would have been just another thing to steal from the sped's hands and yeet across the parking lot.

Now I wasn't talking about her tits.


I was counting her boobs as a single trait..She also has a nice ass.

"highly targeted phishing attack" means someone posed as a 13 year old girl on discord

rule of thumb, if your whole movement can shop at Target and Forever 21, youre probably not counterculture

On a long enough timeline, the tinfoil hat kooks end up vindicated.

He definitely has to be known locally as retard.

Diaper wearing furry truck driver:

Master of social media growth stays away from trendy popular things

 

[Gravemind]

I'll say it nice and slow since you're retarded

Do - you - have
Any - receipts
To - back - that - up

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Quit trying to fuck with me by citing Don Bluth movies. Your MOM is a joke to me!

If it's an alien species with the same abilities as humans why should I not discriminate against them, they're alien they're not human and im gonna prioritise my group over theirs

I respect aberrations of god

 

[Spud]

I need the gif of Anisa bouncing up and down with her titties out

 

[NoReturn]

stop quoting me in random.txt

 

[Gentlebastard]

Hahahaha. But seriously, kill yourself. This is the stupidest thing I've read in a while.

lead from the pillbox windows of his half house. shipping pallet chairs strewn all over his lawn like the iron hedgehogs on omaha beach. shit's gonna be like d-day.

I know he is the king of bad life choices, but even this was a bit of a surprise to me.

This is somehow gayer than what I expect

and stop quoting me in random.txt

 

[Meat Target]

I keep trying to think of something other than "gibbering Gnostic death cultists" but is there a better explanation?

 

[RACISM]

my parents love me and as far as they know Null's an anti-tranny hero and there isn't a cabal of antifa-style niggerfaggots conducting gayops against their son

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Even extremely offensive slurs like, tranny, nigger, cisgender, pakistani should be allowed

 

[Betonhaus]

This fucking evil control freak brick faced raping fuck deserves to die screaming in the dark, stumbling around his filthy apartment searching for his dilator.

 

[vomitusdeux]

"What's on a farm of Del Monte pineapples?'

Angry guards and dead people, apparently.

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Pedophobe]

How can you possibly stand against a woman who managed to get $15 from a Jew?

 

[sodaboard]

and stop quoting me in random.txt

 

[ScooterL]

"Vaginal dilation is lifetime"

 

[Meat Target]

...is that trash can full of what i think it's full of?

Fuck the Titanic, take me down somewhere in the gulf where a Spanish treasure galleon sunk in 1610. I want that cursed mexican gold.

Who dies in submersibles under the sea?
Billionaire cheapskates
Squashed flat like a cowpat by pressure is he!
Billionaire cheapskates
Who buys their controller from the dollar tree?
Billionaire cheapskates
And only hires niggers for diversity?
Billionaire cheapskates, billionaire cheapskates, billionaire cheapskates, billionaire cheapskates!

 

[Gentlebastard]

Ah, to witness a young meme warrior's first shitpost.

The police are all freemasons and satanic child abusers. Sorry for repeating myself there.

They cant be gassed if they are too fat for the chamber.

When he says "the lifestyle" he means sucking nigger cocks.

The "Ketamine and Steel Reserve" graffiti made me laugh.

Guards at Del Monte pineapple farm in Kenya accused of killings

Pineapple Farms: 3
Kiwi Farms: 0

Probably a local whale doing a little trolling.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

I am getting strong nigger and/or nigger-adjacent vibes from you, OP.

 

[tehpope]

Deep Sea Marxist Retard Death is a combination of words I never thought would define an actual event, bravo.

If their first attempt was to fly across the Grand Canyon, then hell yeah, I would laugh my ass off.

"Man, I ain't got time to be lookin' into that shieeeet, I got bix noods to do and children to abandon nigga."

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Fuck you nigger. When bitcoin copper wire goes to $1,000,000 I'm buying the rights to the Schindler's List and putting Sonichu in every copy (he rapes the jews in the ass also the good guys win in my edit). You can't stop me