random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hitman One]

Regardless, I doubt the court has the authority to unimplode anyone.

 

[RACISM]

is this the "i was tricked by maskull into sending terribly cringe dms because i thought the man typing 'i just had a stinky fart' was a woman" support group?

 

[Seafarer]

more faggy than Elton John and liberace in a hot tub filled with 12 year old boy sweat

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Spoiler: Long

What a niggerbrained scheme this was

I'm a wook. I do drugs in parking lots outside of drug band concerts.

If you're going to go through the trouble of renting a sub to investigate a shipwreck, you should at least be doing it for plunder. Fuck the Titanic, take me down somewhere in the gulf where a Spanish treasure galleon sunk in 1610. I want that cursed mexican gold.

Not that I want to cheer for anyone's death but one of the passengers was British. The tragedy could have been far worse overall.

If I were top brass I'd be operating under the assumption that this whole thing is some damn Soviet plot.

And then I'd drop some depth charges on the Titanic for good measure, fuck that thing.

and stop quoting me in random.txt

when I hate someone really bad, I hate the things I have in common with them even worse.

Imagine being one of the richest people in the world, dying on the bottom of the ocean while a Pakistani death-shits in your face.

It must be really horrible. I'm looking forward to laughing at the grisly details.

What a strange episode. I had a weird dream last night that Abyss type aliens surfaced it and the world went nuts which shows I’m spending too much time on here …

Couldn't they just go over Niagara Falls in a barrel? It'd probably be cheaper.

Never ever trust anything based on regulation, unless you want to be injected full of retard juice.

The snake is having anal sex with the butterfly. It's some mexican shit

I'm in awe of those broad child-bearing shoulders.

 

[Pissmaster]

The fact you're a brit makes me disregard your opinion out of hand on everything.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Zombies find a way to brake into store shelf containers

 

[WolfeTone]

https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...uxiyxcyd.onion/profile-posts/comments/526309/
@Maskull

Sorry. Nate Mathews is a schizocow that has been stalking every post I've made on this site.

 

[Gentlebastard]

only there to be retarded in the first place

Dogphobic huh? You must secretly want to fuck dogs.

It's like they don't understand we want to laugh at them. We don't cow tip and destroy our source of joy and laughter.

Edit: Nevermind, i'm a fucking retard who can't read. Goddamnit.

Every time you think it's hit rock bottom, it manages to find a new creative method to burrow deeper into bedrock.

Schizos having paranoid delusions about kiwifarms. I wish we had 1% of the power they attribute us.

slowly learning that importing an immovable object, and trying to move it with stoppable force, is a bad idea: the article

Four kids aged between 5 and 10 taken into care after being found at a drag party with a dead trans woman's body on the floor and drugs and sex toys

random.txt the article

This just got worse the more I read. I honestly expected the article to end with "the aristocrats!"

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I have to strongly question the validity of buying underwear of any kind at a thrift store.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

I rather be in my mansion getting my dick blown 24/7 by a team of big tiddy instathots while I play Fallout NV for the 34th time than riding this plastic can into a fucking dead patch of the ocean to see a bunch of dead britcucks in an ancient boat

Paint me like one of your French girls dead millionaires, uWu

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen ocean gate die

i was at house eating cookie when phone ring

"ocean gate is kil"

"no"

All of that just to look out a small ass window and die

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Anime is japanese for "cartoon".

 

[Seafarer]

You can take the sperg off Reddit, but you cannot take the Reddit out of the sperg.

 

[Gentlebastard]

the kind of retard who would consider it suspicious that you always find something the last place you look

Reminder that TransLife Line not picking up the phone has a higher confirmed kill count than Kiwifarms.
Our internet hate machine needs to pick up its game.

Anyone who climbs into the gorilla enclosure will be laughed at and called a faggot.

Jesus christ, I had better lighting in the Nuclear Bunker that I was serving my Army time in.

that just isn't befitting for the Gucciest of Goombas, so he did what every real Sigma Male Grindset Maxxer does and moved back in with his parents

It happened again! The thing that doesn't happen!

What better way to ward off advertisers than hardcore racism and troon mockery?

If you have 5k to spend on fake internet pictures you are a massive faggot. That's not just my opinion. It's official.

I didn't use the word "agent," I used the word "glownigger."

A French man accused of drugging his unsuspecting wife and then filming at least 51 men raping her over a decade-long stretch allegedly insisted to investigators that she is a “saint” and “the love of his life.”

Okay I need not read further.

More casual evil for the books.

Give him the chair. We as a society should not tolerate bad opsec.

I hate men

Your well within your right but please dont lump us in together with the average frenchman.

This is like the Final Fantasy level 99 superboss of being a cuck.

If going to sex clubs means Eiffel Towering a fat chick with Hunter Biden, then I'm out

 

[Pedophobe]

"We're not rewriting history, we are updating it to modern standards."

 

[Gentlebastard]

the original gay faggots

This is so retarded it's hilarious.

Trannies are to faggots what pedophiles are to rapists. They are technically in the club, but you really want nothing to do with them.

I'll gladly watch with glee as the place burns, while the troons flee like cockroaches, with their dialators and laptops in tow.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This is kinda off topic, but I'm pretty squeamish when it comes to watching surgery videos, but for some odd reason I found that when I watch SRS surgeries with Weird Al Yankovic polka music in the background I can watch it with more ease. Today I just watched an entire video of a Peritoneal Pull-Through Vaginoplasty without feeling sick for the first time.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

white supremacists are ditching the Black skin-suits and going digital with their "blue-city-crime-anxiety" false-flags it sounds like

Now everything I watch can end in a giant sex scene like those bizarre Taiwanese fantasy films.

 

[Meat Target]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convince humanity that he wasn't a Discord user.

 

[RACISM]

"Marijuana is better for you than all the crap big pharma tries to peddle you
Smoking a fat blunt is basically like eating a plate of kale if you think about it"


From Sneedchat.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Jaden McNeil about the Kiwifarms:

"These people are so fucking gay. literally like all gays and women" - Jaden P. McNeil