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FUCKYOU AMELICAN HAMBUGUR FLENCH FLY MCDONARD. FAT MANOBESE FAT MAN IN RORRY WHEECHAIR. GO WARMART GO SAM CRUB EAT POTATO CHIP. CHINA GIVE U BOMB, CHINA GIVE U SWINE FRU YOU DIE ME RAFF

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

"someone called me by my morning pronouns at 12:15."

 

[clipartfan92]

I never knew so many fields were similar to jacking off pigs.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Originator of the Trans Reddit thread that turned into the Tranny Sideshow thread is a troon himself and has been autistically rambling everywhere he goes, like so:

i have a zero depth frankenpussy and i think its kinda cool.

 

[Shard]

I don't feel bad for fags getting chemical burns around their ass

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

They have to cram his turntable sound effect e/eir pronouns into their callouts.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Osterperosis is gender euphoric.

The "dick shrine" with crucifix dicks, candles, and a fleshlight just screams "mental illness".

Nothing wrong with spiting on people if they consent to it (Deuteronomy 25:9)

How the fuck are cheetos gay, they're fucking cheetos.

Baby is being held in place by Shein spandex and a prayer.

sure is a cool time to be mentally ill!

It is flat, depressing and disgusting, like a trash bag filled with cottage cheese

She now looks vaguely like my aunt who died from early-onset dementia a year or so ago.

you hairy bi-curious mental midget brah.

He needs his parents to help, not some girl to rate his cock.

They spend their days wallowing in pee stained diapers and misery

Man she is transitioning into Downs Syndrome.

It's a shame she didn't stop after the first trampoline poop fight

you traded mediocre whites for retarded niggers

What the fuck even makes a week a long time unless your dick is in a frying pan or something like that.

Did no one tell her that’s a euphemism for AGPs getting their peepees hard from wearing their sisters’ underpants?

poopoo caca injection.

They should both be stoned to death with stale snack cakes. It would be a mercy.

Tfw you buy your fetish gear at the tack store

 

[Gentlebastard]

I know I keep saying it, but we need another Vietnam.

If these arent the end times, they sure as hell deserved to be.

"Noooo you intellectually understimulating slut! Don't block a lightning pokemon with a ghost pokemon!"

I read some terrorists on the internet one time and immediately devoted my life to committing felonies in an international criminal conspiracy.

The hatewatching and rubbernecking just doesn't feel the same without the company of this thread.

I never knew so many fields were similar to jacking off pigs.

I've gotta start racially profiling whole streets more often. I thought MLK drive was the only one I had to worry about...

>woman complains about having to give handjob, does it poorly.

A tale as old as time. A story retold over and over from the start of humanity.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who typed "collecting pig semen" into a search engine.

It's the 21st century. I wanted flying cars, not scooter niggers.

I'm off to church to speak to the manager because this universe is fucked up.

That's the kind of future Jordan Peterson warned us about.

I don't know what I expected a "Pig Wanker" to look like, but she definitely looks like one.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Think about meeting your ancestors in the afterlife: The line of your people, all the way back to the beginning, and they all look at you, knowing that you killed yourself over hairloss, whereas they struggled in war, through plagues and famines, fighting aurochs on the plains and bears in the woods, and God knows what.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Dude, they said not to tell anyone. Now you're going to get kicked out of the rape group.

Surely saying no is the first rule of fight rape club?

Just make sure you rape in the local designated rape arena, the Arby's

We're going to need an intervention for this Walmart fetish you've developed.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

For christ's sake don't use Nair on your butt or anywhere near your hole. Just shave like normal people.

 

[Aunt Carol]

None of you dorks have a flamethrower.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I quit neopets around the time they decided to get into NFTs

Wasn't expecting state sponsored Goatsee in 2023 but there it is.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Can you imagine him with a guide dog? He wouldn't know whether to eat it or rape it

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I have like 9 or 10 sock accounts here, sometimes when I'm bored I argue with myself.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

From some random Reddit post about a guy shitting himself after overdosing on pre-workout:

Now I understand what it might have felt like to be Hitler walking out of a room.

TIFU by taking too much preworkout
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/csgD2

 

[clipartfan92]

Hell, if I were a troon, I'd be afraid to fart for fear of shitting my socks.

 

[PetiteFeet]

>Tranny tits are a subscription service

 

[Meat Target]

i hope when he goes through the divorce his wife unleashes a mighty niggerqueef that leaves him gasping for air for days.

 

[Gentlebastard]

She's one of those pseudo intellectuals that writes with a fucking thesaurus next to her because she wants everyone to know she's smurt

The one on the left is Baphomet, not Lucifer.
He has human, animal, male and female characteristics. So, a deity for troons and furries.

I've seen less ridiculous looking clown parades in the past

Thank goodness the internet allows me to observe these degenerates from afar like some kind of fucked up safari.

Gaslighting isn’t real. You’re just imagining it, child.

sorry, I couldn't reply to your extensive and brilliant post of all that degeneracy, hedonism and pedophilia.

Anyone of either sex can be a "lesbian," except for adult female humans who are exclusively attracted to other adult female humans; they're just bigoted transphobic vagina fetishists.

We're all oddballs, so it was nice sharing my morbid fascination with these ladies.

my opinion of journos isn't low enough somehow

*Salt the earth kind of guy

Somewhere there is some poor WW2 veteran Brit seeing those freakshows on his Telly and he's thinking "Maybe Hitler Right".

how many amputee pooners who post amputee fetish art online are there? actually dont answer that, there are probably way more than id ever want to know about.

if i didnt know him to be a literal drooling retard i then would say im sure it has to be him trolling

Edit: it got worse.

I'm waiting for when we can just go out in the streets and hunt troons for sport.

Fuck that kid, hope he gets bullied at school.

things that would utterly destroy normal, mortal men seem to only make Lolcows stronger, allowing them to continue their antics unabated

"SHOUT OUT TO ANIME AND PROZAC"

definitely the most disturbing thing I've seen all day, and it just turned midnight ten minuts ago over here