random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

Why do I have the urge to pick up a shotgun and chainsaw when I see this? Are you sure this isn't a scene from The Walking Dead?

 

[Spud]

The ladyboy swimsuit competitions in Asia look better.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

God DAMN does it feel nice to be back!

I just remembered my older log-in. Man, I'm retarded.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Ronnie McNutt

africa is one huge thug repository

here's the thing; troons feel identified with the half life 2 stalkers

 

[Pedophobe]

The soyim literally cannot process this.

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Why did you use the same username as your Digimon Youtube channel?

Man, if only there was a handy guide telling you what to do and what not to do when registering your account so shit like this doesn't happen again. Josh sure is one fat greaseball shitalian pizza-loving amerimutt for not putting that literally in the second line of the registration screen.

 

[Anonitolia]

"Please consider how Sonic the Hedgehog would feel before offering him blood sacrifice"

Pop culture gripped me tight and raised my ass from perdition

 

[Gog & Magog]

"This land was stolen. No, we will not return it. In fact - we will be inviting more people to live on it with us"

Gog, I am happy to report that the worst person in my neighbourhood now is me

- @RACISM

 

[Spergichu]

i dont think mumkey wants to talk me to because i made fun of his boyfriend and said he was going to kill himself soon

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You think he died from Sony having no games?

 

[Spud]

Yes, your dignity as the masturbator

 

[LurkTrawl]

That is the face of a woman who gave so many handjobs to pigs that she permanently destroyed both of her arms.

 

[Gentlebastard]

That's a really long-winded way of saying "I dunno", sorry.

We may be arseholes and stalkers, but I'd like to hope that none of us prey on stupid, messed up kids that have been groomed by deviant adults.

Female to roman marble statue Twitter

Bravo, unknown troll, a very skillful winding up. I look forward to your future career with interest.

I wouldn't want to be doomed to a life of washing the pink fart blanket either.

"Emotional neglect" = I am an attention whore and my parents wouldn't put up with it.

I apologize for giving anyone who reads that eye cancer.

He laughs fatly as he knows there is no prison big enough to hold him. Unless they clear out Australia or some shit.

There is a great Australian saying that I think applies here: "Fuck off, we're full".

Do you remember all those times you texted me, child?

I do, child. And so did the prosecutor, the judge, and the jury. They were so incensed by the fact that you're a sociopath waived all your legal rights to due process and super-convicted you. That's right, child. They didn't just convict you. They super-mega-1, 2, 3 no oopsie-doodles-stalker-child convicted you.

Jack is like Antaeus, son of the earth goddess. As long as he's in contact with that which granted him existence, in this case Fat and Meat, he remains invincible. Feed Jack a Caprese sandwich, basil, tomato, with vegan mozzarella. He'll be dead before the second bite.

it's some falseflag by an autist absolutely buttblasted at another autist

vegan mozzarella.

Jihad. Jihad on you.

bro you gotta join us in the secret hideout in tora bora where the kiwi farm servers are

"No time for the old in-and-out love, I'm about to have me nuts chopped off."

this is not your regular ol run of the mill sweatshop and plastic resell website

Behold, a troon with the most dainty and feminine of careers, being a computer programmer who specializes in Linux graphics drivers

It is in the DSM, it’s called being an absolute fucking retard.

Got to say, "give me money because the voices in my head say so" is a hell of a pitch.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I could be a rape victim if I applied myself.

 

[Pedophobe]

There are more mentally ill trannies, self important females, and delusional leftists on this site than most subreddits

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Lifeguard Hermit

VAGINAL VOMIT

CHARLIE AND THE CUMQUAT FACTORY

 

[oldTireWater]

Do you think sometimes when she's putting together a bouquet or whatever, she gets PTSD flashbacks to knuckle busting hogs? I hope so.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

His final words to the stream were, "I'd rather die than off myself... for you."

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I'm scared of RFK because I do think he's literally the antichrist, but biblical prophetization aside, I don't have any problem with his domestic policy