random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

If I had a penny for every (((noticing))), my town would be overrun with Israeli settlers

ah yes, wikipedia
the most trustworthy source of propaganda

I will cut you if you fuck with my couch.

Never thought I'd have an impulse to defend the tentacle hentai man but at least he had a grace to fall from at some point.

Buying what you think is CP (but it turns out not to be) and blaming it on epilepsy will never not be hilarious.

I'd make an exception for Charlize Theron buying black kids to troon them out.

I admit to scraping the bottom of the barrel for lulz.

sure, he's basically a sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome and a coomer, but at least his nuttiness could spin off in unexpected ways

Any Reddit migrants can come HERE for their glorious ratings.

Reddit refugees are NOT welcome at the Kiwi Farms. Do not believe this man.

Kindly fuck off, we're full.

I like plus sized women, LOVE a muffin top but bitch you're fat.

Are you telling me that you don’t identify with man-bunned barista Ken?

getting her Meta account banned, (and possibly by an algorithm or bot, no less) by the very censorship-happy government-media-tech conglomerate she advocated for would be the funniest fucking thing to happen to her since she cried on tv.

It's also pretty faggoty to think telling entire countries to go fuck themselves is anything other than based as fuck.

Two people shot dead; women’s sports most affected.

Damn, poor dude has to sell his sister into prostitution to Chileans just to be able to post on kiwifarms.

A shitpost from a more civilized age

 

[Rotollo 2]

You're dumb. Come back when you raise your IQ by 30 points.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Let me break this down to such a level your white knight coochie obsessed smooth brain will understand: Rib, foid, or femoid is the proper way to address the opposite sex. "Woman" is a fake noun created by the womanly deracinated cosmopolitan pussy whipped modern man to put pussy on a pedestal.

 

[oopsie doodle]

He stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back, doxed him, and laughed at him.

 

[Positron]

"My gender sits somewhere on the spectrum between “bright floral button-downs” and “Bernie Sanders."

 

[DeadwastePrime]

God also created every form of gay sex in existence.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Jesus Christ, what did North Korea do to deserve Brinton?

 

[Finger Pistols]

Underpowered compared to how powerful my love for cumming in my own mouth is

Bargain Bin Laden can be a goldmine for random_text quotes.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

So, yes, that is his canonical cock size.

Seems overly harsh to say I'd rather die than play Nier or Xenogears or MGS2, but those are my priorities.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

"You tried to kiss me after Spider Man." - Nicholas J. Fuentes

 

[Pedophobe]

"Fuck you Dad" isn't a coherent political movement.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

How does jerking off to anime children help save the white race?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Kids should know to hate and fear the homo. Their butt is on the line, literally.

 

[Polentic]

"I mean you're no pedophile, but I'm still not letting you come to my bar mitzvah for that one"

Spoiler: ORIGINAL

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Other damages include emotional distress where Greer has lied hopelessly awake at night feeling like utter garbage. Feeling like he would be better off crawling under a rock.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-16531376

Greer has unfortunately had only one sex worker put a restraining order on him

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-16531292

Sucks the far-right neo-nazi KiwiFarms have been down

Surely the men and women of sneed.today are much kinder and more loving towards Russ

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm going to soak a face mask in perfume and keep it in my purse ready for the next time.

reclaim medical masks by ONLY using them around the obesos
lets see how long itll take for them to start being called a bigoted symbol

I had lunch at Windows on the World some time in the '90s and that's pretty much the same as dying in 9/11.

Shaniquas 1 - Troons 0. The sequel to TERFs vs Troons that I wanted finally happened.

Nobody is trying to stop troons from using their nonsense words. Hell, if they did that, we'd have less to laugh at.

I propose changing the inscription on the Statue of Liberty from "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses..." to "Fuck off we're full".

He is even worse than a jew, he is, and may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, a New Yorker

How can a post be violent or harmful? It's words you fucking nigger

What a bunch of double niggers. Actually fuck it, they're triple niggers.

Who cares if they talk shit about us? "Oh no, they called Kiwi Farms gay, what ever will we do?" Grow a pair.

He just happens to have the perfect amount of spergery within him to enthusiastically torpedo his entire existence in a life-and-death battle against Internet windmills, and it's an absolute pleasure to watch.

they'll parrot these gay little phrases like "Don't yuck someone's yum" but then 5 seconds later they oof yikes you

10 points to Nyggindor.

That's the most hilariously retarded thing they've tried to do since yesterday.

Imagine a 30 year old incel with a lolicon addiction who steals his sister's panties trying to lecture you on the Misfits.

Nothing as punk as a woman angrily pointing at a sign telling me what the rules are

"Fuck you Dad" isn't a coherent political movement.

Soup is just soup, but words and laughter are genocide.

Just a reminder that while 4chan jannies get a free 4chan pass Reddit mods don’t even get free Reddit premium. This means that Reddit mods are even lower than jannies.

Stop letting the lolcows win.

ngl chicks cute tho what's her onlyfans?

Thanks my man. Should I pay your reward in check, gold, of meatloaf?

"All the celebrities and corporations agree with me. I will have you sent to prison if you look at me funny."
~t. punk rock underdog

 

[Meat Target]

There’s more demand for Edward Scissorhands to become a proctologist than for Pat Tomlinson to ever write another book.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Nukes are bad, because you can't illegally traffic kids if they get blown up by nukes.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I have another picture of this man's anus.

Joshua "Null" Moon, MATI 07-21-2023

 

[Hitman One]

OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP