random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Autistic Joe]

There's just no good replacement for the word retard.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Don't Open The Door If A Rape Demon Rings The Bell At 3 AM Because He Will Rape You

Having a name like that and being anything oher than a world traveling Zorro esq fuck machine makes you a dispointment.

 

[Pedophobe]

It's like an angry, sweaty, seething pen pal.

they turned loose, the silly goose.

In the End, No Legal Action Was Taken Against 'Harry Potter' and Warner Bros.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Thanks for the insight you gay bald nigger

You can flip two coins and they'll both land on tails.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I’ve never seen anyone more depressed eating a Happy Meal and I saw a kid eating one when his mom OD’d in the ball pit.

 

[Meiwaku]

any of these are good but the last one had my sides in orbit

BossmanJack: pieceofshitjackmanboss

BossmanJack: holy fuck someone plz come kill me plz}
BossmanJack: holy fucking shit that would be hella appreciated thx

other bossisms:

pog as a bitch

 

[Pissmaster]

Maddox is a gay, bald nigger with AIDS, except it’s the bad kind of gay, the bad kind of nigger, and the bad kind of AIDS. There is no good kind of bald.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Who the fuck has a mentor but no fucking fridge?

trannies aren't watching hokuto no ken.

Vulva smells like butt?

 

[demicolon]

Lowtax's greatest hits include Something Awful, and women

 

[saintJogger]

he has pounded more pussy than a Chinese meat tenderiser.

 

[Meiwaku]

You posted pictures of your spread-open buttcheeks with a message written on them in lipstick, didn't wash yourself from one day to the next and posted a second picture with a different message on it, and I'm the moron?

If you're old enough to go around stabbing people, you're old enough to have a thread.

I know we have a rule about not being the Autistic Illuminati, but fucking hell. Are we sure about that?

the nanojews in the computer stole it

OH FUCK I'M ABOUT TO MOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This stupid thread is pure and unadulterated seethe. The man-hate thread is a great addition to this site, and the impotent rage over its creation proves it.

adults probably do it too, because there's a bit of an immature retard in all men.

I'd say that Lidl Drip is worth a million Elaines, but Elaine's value is negative.

True, we need another big war to thin out the ranks. You know male population is reaching critical mass when they have time to sit around cooming and whining on the internet instead of ducking from artillery like they are supposed to do.

I never met anyone from Wales, but from listening to YouTube videos it just sounds extra british to me. Gross.

The issue is the government curtailing free speech in order to accomodate the percieved lack of shitposting opportunities by women.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Now I'm just imagining a plane crashing because it has too many fat people in it.
Call it 911 pounds.

Hating women is gay. I hate the antichrist, corrosive social trends, "influencers," radical feminism, no fault divorce, and Victoria Nuland, but I don't hate women.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's about ethics in doxing 13 year olds

If she did she wouldn't have sic people on a random Swed.

Stop projecting.

[Fall damage sounds]
[Beep beep beep]
Suicide attempt detected.
[Beep beep beep]
Automatic medical systems engaged.
Antidepressants administered.

Everyone knows all the best tweenpop idols from Elvis to Bieber started in their mid 30s.

Yeah, I should have said "pro sexworker" which is subtly different.

Dick, give it up, its over
Null broke up with you and hes got somebody better now, his pigeons, and they dont like Cuties or Vito
its time to move on

God bless, I’ve been wanting to revisit the Yaniv and Bulla streams (sexually). I’m a happy camper.

The one at the bottom throws me into an immense tard rage. What the FUCK is that SHIT?

 

[MrJokerRager]

Weed is for faggots, euro trash and Americans. Smoking weed makes you a degenerate that loves tranny penis.

REAL MEN DOUSE THEMSELVES IN FEMALE BABOON URINE AND DUEL A SILVERBACK FOR SUPREMACY

 

[Gentlebastard]

Anytime you think to yourself that a subscription based service cannot possibly exist for [thing] just remember that Juicero existed.

it is bemusing how a psychic scammer tried to latch onto me through a complaint post to a budget department store chain

PS: This is not an attempt to start a conversation about circumcision

Publicly eviscerate and then behead any fucking parent that does this to their kid. You can see the pain in that little boy's eyes. You can hear him testing the waters and not being sure, knowing his mom was gonna ram more of the "pretty girl" shit down his throat the second the cameras turned off.

Who thinks it's okay to tell the internet that your wife has herpes and takes psych meds, for no real reason?

the choice between storing your dope between a sweaty fat guys rolls or up your own ass is a real catch-22

Am I retarded? (obviously yes)

That guy gives me the fucking creeps. Theres no way he isn't molesting that kid.
He looks at the kid the way a fat person looks at a steak.

I'm seriously mad at the internet right now. I need to go calm down. Fucking hell.

Thanks for the insight you gay bald nigger with AIDS

Didn't you know? Any media where a character feels out of place or has a secret is actually allegory for faggots and troons, there's just no other option.

Has any asexual ever explained how asexuals are oppressed? In any way other than "people are allowed to make fun of us?"

For the love of all that is fluffy DO NOT TELL THIS PERSON ABOUT THE FURRY FANDOM!!!

Minimalists are just the Vegetarians of Consoomers.

Sorry for cursing this already cursed thread.

 

[MACAROON]

what is the source of each phrase?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Don't breath oxygen because it'll give you AIDs.

 

[Kyle Odom]

what is the source of each phrase?

 

[stupid frog]

I stepped over at least five bearded FtM corpses on my way to the store yesterday, I don't know about you.

 

[JustSomeDong]

All threads that escape close janny monitoring devolve into spoderman fingerpointing