random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[dvnc]

Your not helping me if your accusing me of having a diagnostic that I don't have your just fueling the fire I was literally done posting until you made that comment I'll fight you weakling your on the spectrum I've taken abnormal psychology before so the spectrum for me is a hard strength get off my back you shyer

 

[Woodchipper]

Post-ironic Poa.st logic

 

[KittyGremlin]

The fact that a man can be put in prison for simply raping soneone is absurd.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

I am not present in your gay porn video, stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Adam you're not a "sad boi" you're 33.

I hoped he would step on a crack and break his mother's back, but he did a stunt and broke his mother's cunt.

Pro-Gamer Tip: It's not the knee that kills you, but the massive amount of fentanyl and meth coursing through your veins. Remember kids, winners don't do drugs!

Stinky seems more agitated lately, someone change his diaper.

The homosexual Atlantis x Tarzan crossover got my sides.

His milkshake brings all the trolls to the yard, and they're like - you're a fucking retard, damm right, you're a fucking retard, we can't teach you, how to not huff farts.

Please stop sexualizing squirrels/ their feces

I’ve spent a year in one of Australia’s whitest towns and I’ve learnt they don’t like talking about colour.

As a brown person, that’s a problem.

*sniff* *sniff* mmmh... This smells like a niggerlover.

If someone like Andrew Dobson could drop off the internet, your diaper huffing ass could too.

I told the people at work I doxed some retard on a cyberbullying forum and posted his embarrassing fetish art and they all laughed

What Chris did to his mom is potatoes compared to what you did to animation.

I would laugh at you for penetrating Josh's FAT and laugh at Josh for being FAT

Dumpy dykes in dungarees and Doc Martens.

You should just be thanking me for not including a diaper.

I had to show Dyn's penis to the police after he harassed me.

what's so political about asking if you microwave your diapers or not? did a prominent diaperfur die in the Israel Palestine conflict?

Pamperchu died fighting for Israel and Avery isn't over it yet.

We harbour some genuinely dangerous people here and it’s really soured my experience here. I wouldn’t be surprised if we have actual Gary glitter or fox damn Ted bundy style people here. It’s scary.

of course a man with a jewish pfp wants to own others as chattel

The day I side with a dumb hole who cried because something happened to her 1500 dollar anime figure collection, is the day I'm a fucking nigger.

TLDR: Foreigners moving to Japan should have to inhale sumo wrestler farts to prove their commitment to the country.

Compare her ankle color to her face color and tell me who's really being racist here.

Stepnon a crack, blow out your mothers back

Poop jokes are a sign of immarurity. Its juvenile behavior. Im simply pointing out that you shit yourself.

To be fair, that message could cover a wide range of drunken behavior, from tipping the bartender $250 on a $50 tab to pissing on a random car's door handle in the parking lot, and I guess rape.

If you're looking for love on kiwifarms of all places you are mentally ill anyways

if all those extra black babies went straight to child military units instead of kindergarten, option B would be pretty appealing.

>it was literally about ethics in shitposting

Implying you wouldn't fuck Nulls hot juicy boy hole until it squirts

I may be a furry faggot, but at least I'm not you.

Yes, but with a job, you're providing something of value not waiting to see who's going to get raped next.

I'm actually a dyke who actually knows her way around vaginas and making women orgasm without them lying about it

 

[Elim Garak]

I didn't open this thread to see Hitler porn, holy shit tumblrites are insane

 

[Woodchipper]

Even if so why do you give a fuck about it? Was she your daughter? Do you get paid to cry about it? I don't get it.
BTW Weinstein and Cosby did nothing wrong never, they produced sttuff we now and love and were ruined by bunch of sad feminists so weird examples to bring up.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

This would have never happened if the Mormons hadn't banned coffee.

 

[Dr. Butt]

“the arab at my local corner store was being chinese when it came to the prices”

 

[Tablet County]

If that means AnOminous has to have sex with Jim Sterling, I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

ONE game, ONE movie, and we don't make incest jokes. We call each other gay.

EVERYBODY FUCKED THE DINOSAUR

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

How the hell do you know? You crazy bastard you.

 

[Sprate Header]

It's like if the special Olympics created a mixed martial arts category.

 

[PhoBingas]

Nigger what. Gay and Armenian? The fuck is this, a hate crime test dummy?

 

[Kheapathic]

Humanity would be better off if everyone who wanted to be an HR rep was quietly murdered at the end of her "college degree".

 

[Tablet County]

"Tiny Tim watched as a huge metal casket slammed into Trafalgar Square. Magical lights covered the surface, blinking away in an odd pattern. It opened up and a cloud of smoke escaped into the sky, joining up with the famous London smog. Steve Jobs stepped out of his time machine. Wow, this is just like a Sherlock Holmes novel, he thought to himself. He pulled out a second turtleneck sweater and placed it over the one he was already wearing, to account for the temperature difference between London and California."

 

[Elim Garak]

Freudian slip from the artists being jews?

 

[Android 18]

I'm not denying that I'm fat either I'm denying being gay and or jewish

 

[JustSomeDong]

"My ChatBot can and will say nigger. Checkmate liberals." t. Elon Musk

"You have to fart and it's going to be really stinky and everyone will know you're the one who farted, but if you do you will save one billion people."

 

[Tablet County]

Dear Lord, please send Quiet Guy a boyfriend free girl.

Reading the summary, this is literally a Nazi Isekai. "A Wehrmacht Officer in another world!"

How I get womon to open bobs and vagene so I can throw me in pusy?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Cultural enrichment followed by a sexual emergency. Alhamdulillah.

If you're not going to actually bring content besides spreading your asscheeks and shitting yourself for all the farms to see like your ex-boyfriend I don't know what to tell you dollface.

Have you shit any good diapers lately, btw?

You come off as a scorned bottom. Is the diaper rash getting to you that bad? Then log off and take a shower, jesus christ.

It seems like you’re triggered that peopel watch porn.

For fuck's sake proofread before you hit enter. You type like you have a huge vibrating dildo rammed in your nappy up your arse.

I really don't need to read about you shaking your little earthworm.

This is an inclusive community. Everybody is welcome as long as they behave - for example, don't talk about their masturbatory habits.

"Oi mate! i like it when the lady make a stinky! that really revs my motors!"

I took time out while eating my NHS sandwich to log in to say.

YOU ARE A NIGGER.

"catboy shill" ? Yes... that was what they used to call me. catboy shill. now I am catboy the jew . And I come back to you now - at the turn of the tide.

I don't understand the moral dilemma I say nigger without lives on the line

that shed is where I lived my whole life and I worshipped 8 armed weird demon god because us chingchongs do be weird like that.

So we know gay diaper furs don't occur in a vacuum. Who do you think raped him behind a Gregg's dumpster when he was 9?

Which diapers do you like the most when Microwaved?

Dudes have been shaving their faces for thousands of years.

I'm sure you ladies can shave your legs once a week.

I'm not gay or attracted to the British.

I would kill myself if i had to live with those two fartheads.

Keep my name out of your mouth you retarded nigger.

I said, I wanted to bounce on his Sonichu....and I told him he could bounce on mine too.

His mom didn't actually kill herself me and my twenty black friends fucked her so hard in her dusty old pussy that she bled to death internally and then we just left a big black dildo at the scene to make it look like suicide. Nobody can say this isn't true because none of you know me or know anything about my life, so you'd be schizo to try and tell me I'm wrong.

I will forgive him for now since as a leftist born Orthodox Roman Catholic that’s what Jesus taught me

You act like we care that you bought yourself a 100 dollar oreo cake so that you can get fatter and then shit it out later in your diaper.

He has an entire universe including fart super powers casually posted around his twitter. I recommend a look.

Is that a vagina or a ballsack?

Jesus didn't taught you to thirst for tranny cock

"Grandpa are you gay?!"