random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

Fuck the UK fuck the Satanic pedophiles Royals. I hope there is Falklands war 2.0 and the UK losses. Fucking faggot communist country is a disgrace to mankind.

The Falklands represent the last bastion of pure Anglo culture : a shitty island with more sheep than men and rampant sheep buggery.

yeah, let's fuck with the Argies again. They wanna go, let's have a dust up. We'll win, again. We'll fuck you yanks up too, if you fancy taking it. we'll fuck you all. fuck fuck fuck.

Why does everything

EVERYTHING

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

revolve around putting a penis in someone's ass with these people? What the FUCK is wrong with them?

Rate me MATI.

"But I'm raising awareness...
"DIG."

There's like 50 articles about the AP style guide and I don't want to read any of them,

If like dress: transition
If not like dress: transition

Great, thanks chameleon moob.

TAYLOR LORENZ, RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990

What? Saddam did 9/11 now?

Gotta use the square brackets, curly braces are too sexual and might motivate haram thoughts.

HER PENIS

 

[Oliver Onions]

His OS was well-received in the niche community of calculator enthusiasts

 

[LurkTrawl]

He's written enough material for at least nine volumes of dinosaur fucking.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

oh look OP is being a faggot again how surprising

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Technically if one were to enjoy the flavor divorced from any sexual context or connotations--such as somehow tasting it without knowledge as to what it is, like in a blind taste test--no, it would not be gay, strictly speaking.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Glad to see America is taking eugenics seriously again.

Buckle up Joyboys the foul pig of the west is xeeting and xeething again

I just wanna say that the mic drop bitmoji makes me absolutely MATI. Introducing boomers to emojis was like introducing seawater to New Orleans.

The amount of actual, literal, documented tranch lore that's 100% crazy and fucked up makes it so like... literally anything could be alleged and I would think it's within the realm of possibility.

Like if someone claimed that in order to be a patched-in tranch member, you had to be filmed fucking an alpaca or eating a fresh dog turd or some shit, part of me would be like "extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence" and another part of me would be like "I can believe it."

I heard to be a full member of the tranch you had to catch a male squirrel, castrate and then invert its dick to show your commitment to trans rights.

I know we say "jesus look at the size of its hands" a lot but Jesus, look at the size of its hands.

I keep telling people we need to capitalize on the upper and lowercase "woman". Null is basically the magnetic opposite of a tranny and "internet" makes him piss and shit himself so I'm sure slipping in "you're a woman, she's a Woman" will do wonders.

I think Blaire White sounds a lot gayer. Almost like a lispy prolapsed anus.

I still find myself surprised by just how much of a fucking cunt he is

Why on earth would you post that you are trying to outretard the "most gullible moron"?

Out of all the cool shit from the '20s, why is it the Weimar Republic that gets to have a comeback?

Part of me agrees with the normalization of fetishes and people not being ashamed of publically displaying them but that's only because I want more threads about disgusting perverts.

Wow, zero mention of dirty diapers... its a fucking miracle we're getting Germans talking about kink and scheisse isn't involved.

Of course, we did get the mandatory pedophilia, so you can't get everything in life.

My kink is feeding sexual degenerates, melanated humanoids, journalists, academics, politicians and jews into woodchippers.

"yes thank you for attending Mr Gayben. Now if I can begin with the big question: where the FUCK is Half Life 3? May I remind you that you are under oath."

Touch grass and don't get hung up on not getting pussy. Life's short. The internet isn't real. None of this matters, so quit being a faggot and do something that makes you happy.

I really wish deus vult was an option.

I can't fucking believe they used a kosher McDonald's as proof of the then new pope being a Zionist

No, gay man, society isn't your problem. Your problem is that dude infected with monkey pox currently invading your lower intestine.

 

[RACISM]

I've been outside a lot and as my melanin increases it seems to negatively impact my ability to use computers

 

[Rotollo 2]

Still, that's my bad for the miscommunication. I'll be more clear next time though about which child predator I'm referencing.

 

[Lithuophile]

Page 666. Kengle is a hamburger-boiling Satan.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I am NOT Jewish

 

[Tablet County]

Slut telepathy.

For the person identifying as a Spanish butterfly you're thinking of AIDS.

Just punch a hole in the wall to give the area an aura of character.

Voices should be eliminated and replaced with the superior machine voice of Microsoft David

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If I was water I'd eject troons at great speed, not hold on to them.

 

[Asian tech support]

Almost 1000 Black men are shot per year in Baltimore alone. Trooning out statistically saves lives.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What hasnt trannies ruined already?

Look around you, thats your legacy, your women clothing wearing freaks, ashes and dust. Thats all you do, destroy.

I'll see you niggas in the peach garden.

rabbid haters consumed by some kind of anti-trans fatwa

 

[Hepativore]

"Has anyone seen the poop knife?"

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Much like abortion, my position on gun ownership boils down to "what race is it?"

 

[Secret Messages]

I have failed to make Sonic say nigger.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

The machine wants our children to replenish their dead whore supply.

made her daughter's preschool participate in a sensory activity about indigenous people, then felt weird about it.

I hate nigger hair so much you have no idea.

it's because you look less feminine than Shrek on steroids, demand that everyone call you "ma'am", and you insist on wearing a Japanese schoolgirl uniform in public.

this was the tragedy of the century because your purse had to sit on your lap while you tinkled

thinks being clean is emasculating

There's women, and then there's "atrophy puss, mutant clit fake dick, and dead sausage fake dick, all stacked up." Those are the two sexes

 

[Chongqing]

"I left my app controlled vibrating butt plug in Massachusetts."

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[monstrous bubo]

I pine for the halcyon days of humanity when all you needed to chase euphoria was $50 and a lighter