random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Pedophobe]

He can come up with as many personalities as he wants, but he'll never come up with one that isn't a complete disappointment to his family.

 

[JoshPlz]

I kindly asked Joshua Connor Moon in the first place. However, he made fun of me by saying "take a picture of your feet".

 

[Meat Target]

But....you're the goy sex slave here, sweet pea....

 

[BirdUp]

there isn't a day that goes by on this forum that i'm not humiliated in some thread, torn down, made to feel small. but you know what i do? i log back in and i keep trying.

 

[Gentlebastard]

“Weird shit started happening after I got my unnecessary spinal tap!”

Imagine doing a winter hike and stumbling on a four-troon polycule living in a tent.

They may be small in numbers but they make up for it in girth and stupidity.

Seems Bonbon has a thing for raping anyone who dares fall asleep near him.

misery is what he signed up for and I'm here to laugh at it

at the time she initiated sex she was a robot-baby-voiced-by-birds that couldn't consent

I’d feel sorry for many of them, if not for the fact that they often come across as determined to ensure that everyone around are as miserable as they are.

I’m picturing a lil’ dood going up to his local gang of nogs hanging on the corner going: “Hey fellow men! Don’t be scared of my whiteness, I understand your oppression and took several classes to decenter my white supremacism! I don’t mean to further dangerous stereotypes about black men and drug trade, but I’m looking to purchase some testosterone!”

“Now hold on… I’m having good sex with my boyfriend. Why exactly do we have my husband watching us in my underwear?!”

I won't call them hillbillies as that's an insult to Appalachians and their culture.

Jack was born with a rare genetic mutation that makes him double down on stupidity in response to any advice or criticism. It's part of the phenotype of the true lolcow.

 

[Fugma]

I want to fuck the lava slug.
It's fine, she's over 1800° kelvin

Another all time banger

 

[anonymong]

We also expect Joshua Connor Moon to make up for all the bad things he's done. We are waiting for Kiwifarms to be closed. We expect him to give up being evil.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I am also a part-time anime avatar and connoisseur of kawaii.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This thread is your salvation, @Fugma is like the Joseph Smith for yo decrepit dick...

I don't need to know that Toshaka is into anal

 

[3MMA]

People send dick pics pretty quickly these days.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A lot of people falsely assume niggers think/act like whites do. When white people get angry they generally take out their anger on the actual object of their rage.

Niggers don't do this, when niggers get angry they violently attack the nearest living thing like animals. It's a product of their sub 90 IQs and virtually no impulse control.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

This shit is even dumber than that fish eyed schizo sandnigger gayoping the blackrabbit fake cybersecurity guy last week

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Welper's kind of gay. But he's an okay kind of gay.

 

[vomitusdeux]

You can jerk off to clip art. You can even jerk off to wojaks.

His wonk-eye matches her fucked up boob

 

[Spud]

The adults are busy with Pokemon

 

[BirdUp]

Pussies and assholes.

if only that nigger behind the 7-11 wore a rubber we could have prevented this thread

 

[Gog & Magog]

Yeah, theres some anglo in that blood line, look at the head shape fighting itself.

- @Lifeguard Hermit

 

[macrodegenerate]

I hate furfags. That's why I got into slutty lava. Much like the guys who want to get cock vored by a giant futa lady, I know my dream will never come true.

 

[Pedophobe]

Somebody has to be Archduke Ferdinand. Might as well be us.

He is, in short, a pussy. No, not a pussy, why be rude to female genetalia. He is a stinkditch, a diseased approximation of a pussy but one that will never function

The House always wins? No. The Farms does.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Keep sucking the kike cock, I'm sure it will fix everything.