random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MrJokerRager]

Thank God we don't have to read mean tweets anymore.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

You will go to Jahannam with Bimmy you kike. Get out GLOWIE GET OUT GLOWIE FAGGOT KIKE.

The virgin Lidl Drip stomping off in a huff vs. the chad Android Raptor selflessly playing the role of community punching bag for almost a decade.

I throw the child off a cliff after teaching them martial arts.

 

[Seafarer]

11 days into the new year and jews have been digging tunnels and the guy behind Thanos beatboxing is going into debt over Charlie femdom rape porn. 2024 is off to a great start.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Does this man have a bathtub full of dildos?

(Null on MATI, Jan 9, 2024)

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Yawn. Wake me when a black baby kills a woman.

Mother nature is a sandnigger

 

[Croaking Spider]

Paying an animator to draw you getting raped by a woman is gay

 

[JustSomeDong]

Through the loneliness, I wondered to myself, "Is it just going to be me and my cat forever?"

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's true, remembering that I have a penis is just the most awesome high.

familiar affection brought to you by the Tropicana Corporation, all rights reserved

Nigger Batman is an impossibility.. It would require his father to stay around long enough to get shot.

I don't know what stank ass trailer park "Heinz Jar Gravy + Plain Kuntz Tomato Sauce = Enchilada Sauce" came from, but I demand it be tac nuked immediately.

his listening devices are spying on him to serve him veggie porn.

admitting he is no genius is not a surprise to us, but for him to admit to being a mid-wit is nice

there are no women on the internet, & if they show interest in you, they are most likely a Fed

My god that is a crowning achievement in passive aggressive bitchiness.

(I know he's a dysfunctional contrarian retard, but it can sometimes be funny)

So let me get this straight. Heterosexual men don’t wanna fuck trannies, lesbians don’t wanna fuck trannies, gay men don’t wanna fuck trannies, bisexual people don’t wanna fuck trannies. My god, even trannies don’t wanna fuck trannies. Must be genocide.

I knew a Japanese-American who was in one of the internment camps who whined less.

Imagine being this obsessed over the UK, a nation that isn't even relevant anymore. They don't even have the decency to be eternally seething over a country that matters.

All in all you're just a-nother bloke in a wig

God often speaks in subtle and mysterious ways. But every now and then He hits you in the face with a massive 2x4

“Mom, you don’t understand. Yes, we might be homeless, but I NEED to masturbate in a skirt!”

Oh God, what sartorial crimes are being committed now?

The first two chapters of your sci-fi epic shouldn't be "Hero waits in line at customs" and "Hero waits in line at McDonalds."

This is why my heart's desire is and always will be a video of Pat picking a fight or otherwise engaging in fisticuffs and getting seven shades of shit beaten out of him, if I'm really lucky there'll be a frame wherein his weakass bullshit punch will be intercepted and the look on his face as his delusions shatter in front of him would be priceless beyond compare

This man is a fat retard, and I'm going to explain why with an equally retarded example.

Enjoy niggers, stalker.

To be fair, this is a schizo position that has been the mainstream for decades.

Edit: I will concede that he is likely composed of degenerate matter.

I'm horrified but not surprised at all.

I became a Jew for a little while, and the only thing I got out of it was disinvitations to staff lunches and kosher hate.

Godspeed you idiot.

Americans imposing their culture on the world again. He should realise that "the n-word" in Australia is "new zealand".

Have you seen the shapes they grow those carrots in? They're coming after our children, I'm telling you right now. They even put it right on the marketing, its full of Vitamin A(ss)

Does this look like the face of a, and I use the term loosely, man who is familiar with the concept of cleaning oneself or one's surroundings in any way, shape, or form?

Guise I can't find any free-range Russian vodka, pls help...

I check in every couple of months to see if this fat faggot is dead. Unbelievable how he is still kicking.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Avatarfagging is banned on 4chan you putrid faggot. You filling up my fileserver with cartoon children making funny faces is not something anyone wants to see, except you.

- Dear Feeder, January 12th, 2024

 

[MrJokerRager]

The fact that Saddam has a triangle and MMS China got banned while your schizo spergings about flat earth, sky dots, jews and muslims continue is pretty condemning of the jannie team

 

[Tablet County]

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Look at that cellulite, the tasteful thickness of it. The subtle off white coloring of her dead eye stare, my god. She even has self harm scars.

God making his most prideful angel an eternal manlet is probably the best writing I'll ever get out of Viv so that's pretty funny.

Wait those communist janny fucks banned my boy @MMS-China???

This is a travesty! Prepare for war Null, YOU AIN'T READY FOR COVID-24!!!

"WELL, you SEE, OLD PEOPLE NEED THEIR ASSES WIPED. We need more ASS WIPERS here. We need ASS WIPERS AND FRUIT PICKERS and that - that is TOO MUCH for a white man!"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Today I asked 57 people that are forced to work with me to tell me what they heard on the 2 second audio clip for a name. I got Alec(25), Alex(20), Alice(12) of note all of the people who listened were men 20-40 years old all with some level of hearing damage.

 

[Pedophobe]

It’s something to be ashamed of, not to brag about.

 

[Harm]

IF 1% OF THE PEOPLE WHO WATCH THIS THREAD GAVE ME A DOLLAR A MONTH ON PATREON, I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO FEAR LOSING MY SUBFORUM

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Guess these trannies brought out the real Joshua Moon, the biggest DSP simp and cuck on the fucking internet.

 

[Tablet County]

with prices like that it would of been probably cheaper to make coats out of the Irish in that era.

Here are the chapters:
1. Cannibalism In Transatlantic Context
2. Sex, Honor and Human Consumption
3. A Tale Of Hunger Retold: Ravishment and Hunger in F. Douglass's Life and Writing
4. Domestic Rituals of Consumption
5. Eating Nat Turner
6. The Hungry Nigger

Did Chun Li's vagina mindbreak them that much?

What window-licking ffffffffffffffffffffffffaggot said that?

@JosephStalin
You're old what is your take on this?

 

[KittyGremlin]

I'm glad to see we finally agree on something, my life would certainly be a lot harder if I woke up with a 40IQ deficit.

(On the topic of Basketball Americans)

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Elon Musk should spend all of his fortune just so he can buy a shitty .txt file with Sonic foot fetish erotica.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Lord, give me the confidence of a drug-addicted BPD cow with an OF account.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Project recap: the autists yearn for the mines