random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Chongqing]

Luke tries to claim that KF has a vendetta against Chris and is painting him as both retarded and mentally unstable. Chris denies these claims, burps, and proceeds to make faces as if he's about to ejaculate.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I AM GOD CHILD

 

[rubytintedchix]

From:

The Killstream / Chillstream / Tortilla Sunrise / Peaceful Sunset Productions​

She'd shove his favorite Ric Flair doll up his ass while screaming his signature chant of: "Wooo! Woooooooo!"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Investigators have now reportedly been tasked with watching hours and hours of Skibidi Toiletvideos.

This character comes to life and must kill its owner

I have seen this exact man in every gay bar.

 

[Gentlebastard]

is this a legally binding shitpost?

As a gay man with no dick he can't chase twinks so he must chase Twinkies.

"I'm going to make a huge nuisance of myself until I get my way" definitely sounds like the words of a revolutionary and not a toddler who doesn't want to go for a nap.

he'd be very easy to find, like an obese smelly Seattle Space Needle in a regulation size hay stack

Well, if we look at the facts, we can conclusively say that Martin Luther King, Jr. was entirely, absolutely, positively, 100%, without even a shadow of a doubt, a nigger.

you're not "aromantic". You read too much fucking fujoshi fanfiction and you have a warped sense of what a relationship is.

I don't even know what you faggots are arguing about. I just saw you say something prolifically retarded and responded in kind.

It was more fun when groups like furries or ponyfuckers were the big internet baddies instead of muh chuds, muh trannies, muh sjws, muh libshits and so on and so forth.

 

[Vesperus]

I am not dumb remove the dumb reactions immediately

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Is Ron owned by BIG GHOST MONEY? The world wonders.

 

[Tablet County]

Don't blame autism for losers being unfuckable.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Wait, are micro-aggressions just the Evil-Eye for people who are too good for lurid speculations about witch orgies?

 

[Stan]

If you're like five years old and you throw a tantrum in the supermarket or shit your pants at the bank or get raped by the icecream van guy that's completely different than if you do it as a fully grown man.

 

[Not Really Here]

Apparently it is torture for an Indian to be trapped in a room with a toilet.

 

[Haffhart]

my brother in christ you have control of the url bar in your browser, you choose the websites you visit.

(to borrow from good ol' Fred NEETzsche).

Sure am glad we know what the television likes to fuck.

Wet dream? More like dry NIGHTMARE, JESUS CHRIST

 

[Seafarer]

you seem really eager to have a discussion about the legitimacy of Biblical canon in a gay furry cartoon

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The last church service I attended recently was an Episcopalian church led by two women pastors. It was literally the first time in my life I didn't feel blatantly threatened by authority.

 

[3MMA]

repeatedly dancing/rubbing his gunt lumps

 

[Citizen Nappa]

OH, I UNDERSTAND. I FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A DISORDER THAT CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A FASCINATION FOR OFFSITER GARBAGE. AND I UNDERSTAND YOU'LL STOP AT NOTHING TO PUSH IT ON EVERYONE IN THE WORLD. YOUR WILLINGNESS TO DO ANYTHING TO PUSH SPEECHBUBBLES AMAZES ME. YOU ARE A DISGUSTING, INSIDIOUS, FASCINATING EXISTENCE. NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU INSIPID PIECE OF SHIT

 

[DiggieSmalls]

YOU AND MANY OTHERS TREAT ME LIKE A GODDAMNED BABY ALL BECAUSE I AM MENTALLY RETARDED.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Your false marketing is already over.
Enjoy vulnerabilities, hacker child.

That's an enjoy prison every fifteen seconds.

Jennifer sodomizing homeless cats is why this atalkers life is already over?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

*I select my load out as kids scream that I'm a nigger over voice chat. Once the game loads I see you lagging, clipping through the geometry. you're beautiful...*

*I find your clitoris with exceedingly fast speed and precision. You accuse me of aimbotting*

 

[Gentlebastard]

unless you are a lesbian from the island of Lesbos, you can only be "sparkling gay"

He's literally like a chatbot, so autistic he has to take every single jab at face value and respond to it with a specific denial, as if he were a program designed to only directly gainsay everything said to it. I'd love to see him be forced to take a Turing Test.

He looks so unnatural, almost like a frostbitten corpse.

Why does he look so purplish-blue? He looks so unnatural, almost like a frostbitten corpse.

It takes a fuckton of elbow grease to farm. In poorer parts of Europe people farm like that, but they also drive 30 year old cars and are generally far from middle class. And they definitely dont have time to buy dildos or bionicles.

featuring plastic cock sucking

learn to pathologically lie better you fucking retard

just start yelling nigger in public all the time

"The only people who seem to understand me are violently autistic social paraiahs"

Dude thinks we're all going to just die in a flood of coom or something.

I just cannot wrap my brain around the sheer delusion of these people. It's like if I took a fat shit into an ice-cream cone and said "See? It's chocolate ice-cream! It's indistinguishable from the real deal!"

So, what you're saying here is that it's a great idea for three lazy manchildren to start a farm and try to outsource all the work to other lazy manchildren who also larp mentally ill and nothing could ever go wrong from that premise (except a couple of hundred dead alpacas, goats, ducks, chickens, dogs, cats)?

I shouldn't have to emotionally labor to survive. That's the entire point of running an anarchocommunist commune.

oh my b, probably shouldn't read on crack

"Here's Why Lesbians Should Suck My Dick" Part whatever number.

You know, I really didn't expect him to go "both denominations of Jew have to be wiped out for peace".