random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Counterfeit Obol]

Imagine getting cucked by this autistic onion

 

[Spud]

I'm the only one in my family that actually cares about preservation of the old ways. I can't even get my red cousins to shoot bows with me.

 

[Pedophobe]

that is gayer than my little pony fan fic

Given recent events our only hope are the Swifties.

Cringe will bring us together.

I don’t want to stir up that drama more right now.

It's hard to be jolly when you've cut your jollies off.

Maybe it’s just OK for troons to do it.

 

[Skitarii]

The zombies are a deep symbolic allegory for that time the author played Left 4 Dead and thought it was really cool.

he turned her into a trading card.

 

[demicolon]

OK lol post foreskin.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Everything I've read about him depicts him as a gigantic cockgargling faggot.

Am I Tired Of Meat? - 1/27/24 Livestream

• The answer is no.

This is why Kay's Cooking is infinitely better than Fatty. She doesn't pretend to be a chef, regularly makes content, only poisons her closest relatives with her food, accepts criticism, and makes improvements on rare occasion.

If you dont think social media is by far the worst thing humanity has ever encountered, you are behind the curve.

Oh Reddit. The only website where someone being in prison for "possession" is probably child porn and not drugs.

 

[Gog & Magog]

"Oooh, look at that Joe, the judge hit a TRIPLE multiplier! The defendant's in big trouble, he could be going away for a long time..."
"Oh no, the ball just went straight into the Mutt's Law hole (my favorite), you know what THAT means, Mike."
"Damn right, Joe. Looks like the judge is going for the Hate Crime enhancement bonus! Is he going to get it? This could be all over!"
"OH MY GOD! He just hit the Hate Crime enhancement AND another quadruple multiplier on top of it! IT'S ALL OVER! The judge really put it all on the line tonight and wasn't afraid to take risks, and it paid off. What a show! Seven consecutive life sentences and getting raped by a pack of niggers every night! This is what American taxpayers are paying for, and tonight they definitely got their money's worth."
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the greatest country on the planet."

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Gangstalker #32194

you can do all the goyimification surgeries but you can't hide the hunger for turds in your eyes

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

When the trees have more rights than you, it's time to leave.

All belong in a white race traitor piece of shit public spectacle slave market.

The misogyny didn't make the movie any better, unfortunately

Newfags can't triforce.

Basically a modern David and Goliath. Except with fentanyl.

if it was by the neck in an effort to kill him then he would have been hanged. It’s its own special verb.

Get a load of Cat faggot eternal cock suckery of the Russian choice of pet bird.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Welcome to retard solidarity, where every single heckin' valid neurodivergent stands arm in arm with one another to own those dang dirty chugs.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

If I wanted some fat dysgenic-looking faggot to threaten to ban me for expressing my opinion I'd go hang out on Reddit.

 

[Haffhart]

The fact that I'm at risk of seeing a 14 year olds opinion at any point during my day is a human rights violation.

"Some deep sounding but ultimately meaningless quote that was likely misattributed to begin with." -Voltaire

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"as you can see, Shane's girlfriend has a massive gunt, which probably makes her farts extremely powerful"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1KvwTwPmNE

27:29-27:34

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Biology is the biggest shitlord of them all.

 

[Pissmaster]

Everything that isn't actively dedicating your life to more ant-like bugman behavior or the pursuit of the Almighty dollar is bad in the eyes of the retarded.

 

[Limp Bizkit Stan Account]

cause i lost my ablity to give stickers

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Yes you will absolutely see some clown penis if you can prove that you have gainful employment to help support your mother

 

[Tablet County]

Jeffrey Epstein never really existed, he was just a beautiful dream that was inside all of us, all along.

i never kicked anyone in the stomach, that’s just what nurses at kent claimed so they could restrain me.

It's like discovering a serial killer's custom Xavier: Renegade Angel R34 but it's somehow worse!

Jordan Peterson - 145. Similar to Styx and Destiny. Highly accomplished sophist. Can defend the absurd. Very clean penis.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

same as KF, but less "cut gay twink" faggotry and more "fat old biker going after boy ass on the trailer park" faggotry

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

I just wanna let everyone know I've never killed, raped, or eaten anyone