random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

i was trying to watch one of my favorate audiophile youtubers only to get an Ad for tampons that fit all sizes with obese black women then i got a kroger ad that for some reason became a regular video so each time i clicked it the Ad loops this is unbearable im installing invidious

 

[Meat Target]

You can't prepare a mildly retarded dude for applying for jobs and teaching him slowly about how rent and taxes work if you're called away every 30 seconds because the naked baboon the higher-ups shoved into the next room is trying to rape the therapy cat again.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Speak of the devil and he shall appear and drunkenly shout the n word at you.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You people are autistic.

 

[Skitarii]

Leprosy is a symptom of pedophilia.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

(For search autism purposes: fecal matter in colon neovagina with fistula.)

 

[Brain Power]

Finally our kween blesses us with my fetish. Brushing your teeth

 

[Gentlebastard]

So what the fuck did the kid do that marked him as "weird"? Was he just not as much of a hooting and hollering nigger like the rest?

He knew where the ceiling chirp was coming from and the other niggers coveted his arcane knowledge.

What's the world coming to when we're better at crowdfund grifting but Keffals is better at driving trannies to suicide?

Imagine a fantasy book series like Fire and Ice except it's all gay niggers.

"Makaundu put out his hips out and gently twerked upon him - "Yo, ay' lord, let me ax you a question. You wanna fuck wid me?" and King Wakanda nodded, slightly shuffling to the side so he could pour two glasses of the finest Crown Royal.

"Ti's da good lyfe. I need a break anyways, ho - My finest kingdom scientist old heads are still trying to develop a chicken fry that can defeat the sickle cell plague that is, like making us all sick and shit."

I mean, it's exhausting to hear people complain all the god damn time, but it's not like they're not given good reason.

That's what I dislike about people. You supposedly "don't care," yet you go out your way to say WHY you don't care.

And worst of all, they aren’t funny about it.

Martin is like every other faggy "deconstructionist" in that he tears it all apart, mocking his betters, and suddenly realizes, like a tweaker who took apart a dryer with his teeth at 3AM, that he has no idea how to put everything back together again.

I hope him and Alan Moore die in a tragic butt fucking accident together.

Imagine having to be told not to deep fry toothpicks and eat them. Whats next? Warfarin waffles?

You've insulted my Romani ancestors, prepare to be cursed and have your car stolen

This guy might not be a nigger but he's certainly one in spirit

"Will my clit reach the Schwarzchild radius? If that happens, will things that go in my bonus hole be stuck there forever? How do you bros handle your monthly Hawking radiation?"

I recently found r/systemscringe, where people faking dissociative identity disorder (DID) criticize other people faking the same disorder.

I am somewhat retarded but but even I can manage that.

 

[MrJokerRager]

$6 gorillion for Ukraine, 6 gorillion troops in the Middle East, and 6 gorillion illegal aliens granted entry. We’re winning boys!

 

[Brutality]

 

[JustSomeDong]

If your going to commit fraud, you might as well be audacious about it.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

I hope God turns every Redditor into a salt pillar.

Edit: WARNING ARTICLE CONTAINS KEFFALS

a) "Unemployed alcoholic" is not a job.

Pentagon has officially denied using Taylor Swift to conduct govermental psyops

rat @ Null BTFO #bossmanjack

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

I think he would have a more stable life if he just stuck to crack.

 

[D_Tractor]

There were times I was literally sitting head in hands staring at the site on Tor at 4am wondering what the fuck I do next.

 

[Waifu Days]

I don't particularly like black people (nothing personal or racist or anything, I just don't),

 

[geppeto's woodclock]

It's fine as long as you qualify it with "I'm not being racist but..."

 

[Meat Target]

current day politics is a gateway drug to schizophrenia

 

[Tablet County]

Also AIDs lol

 

[AnOminous]

Would you rather get fucked to death by a very large horse or cut your asshole up a bit on some broken glass?

 

[／Ｏｕｒ Ｌａｄｄｉｅ／]

YOU CONNED ME, JOAH! I KNEW THIS WOULD ALL BE A SCAM!

Nice combo of typo, all caps, farms reference