random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Chromeo]

DrUid CoLLeGe??

 

[Pedophobe]

mf looks like someone put Klaus Nomi's makeup on Klaus Kinski

There is not a single person that actually hates the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Poonocchio]

For all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, Kiwi Farms was right again.

 

[BirdUp]

ima ctual;i drunk rn lollllll su m diukm bitch

I'm going to rape you...

 

[6thRanger]

Acktually sir it was triple anal, getting pissed on and drinking it, and then her leaking the cum from her ass into a glass and drinking it. Please get your facts right.

 

[Cougar Pump]

sperm can live for several days in a Wendy's Baconator

 

[CEO of Pickles]

normal, unquestionable behavior to go on microgooning sessions in the middle of your college campus

 

[Tablet County]

Holy SHIT.
I remember that fucking carpet.

he was gooning too hard and too fast saving images left and right and all he could see in his coombrain was the big dicks

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I have 113 users on ignore

 

[eatler]

Most girls like dick, so if you like someone who likes dick- that makes you gay!
You don't wanna be G A Y, do ya?

I'm so straight sometimes I blow men just to prove how not gay I am. I can do it and it totally doesn't make me gay. See how straight I am?

She offers classes of poetry/ass eating at the local community college that no one attends.

Whites aren't sane

Case in point since mayonnaise is Satan's jizz

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Blobby, Lidl, and Stan walk into a bar.
None of them get raped.
They all screech men are shit.
End of joke.

 

[LurkTrawl]

The second amendment should be updated to the right to bareback cousins

 

[Pedophobe]

Horse cock was his downfall.

This whole situation is a Lamborghini of autism, we went from zero to fucking retarded in less than a second.

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't cut their dicks off.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

A friend of mine did this thing where him and a buddy went to a grocery store with clipboard matching polo shirt just to see if they could just Dolly out a gumball machine they did and no one asked any questions
And then they had a gumball machine they had no keys for like 5 years

“Nooo, stalker child, it is YOU who must accept the website cookies”

The second amendment should be updated to the right to bareback cousins

I captured this before I saw it above and ordinarily I would delete but hot damn this is solid.

Every aspect of American society is so lazy and shitty and embarrassing

"Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guess my deadname"

>DO NOT INSERT ANTIQUITIES INTO YOUR RECTUM.

I mean who hasn't stuck an old plastic smurf up their shit pussy?
I'm not sure if I ever passed the happy one holding the lantern.

...Unless they badmouth the USS Liberty sinkers of course, then the entire establishment will try to silence them. Makes the sunburnt goyim think.

Don't fuck monkeys, okay?

 

[Pedophobe]

You're the best kind of Super Autist.

What do you mean the Internet is public? Don't I have some kind of right-to-privacy?

I just love seeing bad things happen to bad people.

 

[Spirelord: Downfall]

He doesn’t just want lolis to fuck horses, he wants to fuck baby horses.

 

[Judd]

Fucking racists keeping the Chinese fourballed cockrat out of the news.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

my god man, how feral were you?

i will donate only if you make a board for gay weeaboo shit and make me a mod

The kitchen is pretty warm most of the time.

The British are considered animals here.

Vtubers who court coomer fanbases always range from mid to ugly I swear
They must use the coomer attention to fill their lack of attention IRL

No fucking idea.

 

[Pedophobe]

It's amazing how much drama and mockery you can avoid by just not being a complete piece of shit.

And now, the Best of Easy:

when i posted this, they went bananas, they went apeshit, you could even say they.. chimped out.

He contacted every single animal rights group in Indonesia, and eventually hit the jackpot.

i want you all to think long and hard about these things. i know i sure enjoy thinking about these things.
i enjoy it very much.