random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I'm a man of simple taste. I like to see rock hard cocks going in and out the pussy. With the cum going in the pussy and not shot all over the place. That's just weird.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

As an immoral, chaotic, and hateful person, I must state that she gives us a bad name.

 

[Pedophobe]

Are there a lot of emo lesbian autistic crackheads playing volleyball these days?

This nigga ZESTY. This nigga MOIST.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Can't tell if shitpost or a shit post.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

even though historically we're the ones committed to doxxing people, we want to twist this to be a conversation about privacy

 

[Dick Mason]

Sell your hoodie and buy a gun.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I just got back from a week long ban for calling Belgium a made-up country. No joke.

 

[KittyGremlin]

^^ Regarding the above ^^

Spoiler: Receipts

Thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/official-lidl-drip-hate-thread.187041/page-3

 

[Tablet County]

Luxuriate in the veritable extravaganza that is the bastille cornucopia, urchin.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Thank you for letting me know that "retard" is the reason I can't post on the thread and which post was the offending one.

Jesus Christ Null. Don't work yourself into a shoot, brother.

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[Gentlebastard]

He gets these obsessions every now and then and will cling to a subject like an autist to a model train set.

The farting chipmunk music actually sounds better in this case.

We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't be possible

I don't know how any reasonable person could possibly hear him making this argument and not tell him he's acting like a retarded faggot.

It's terminal autism all the way down.

This hateful, cruel, bigoted whore. How dare she love the man she married?

This must be a troll. There's just no way this guy is this fucking retarded, I refuse to believe it.

FACE PAIN BAD
LESS FACE PAIN GUD

God he is such a boot licking fucking retard.

What True and Honest Woman hasn’t dealt with the odd creeping ball or two?

Thanks BTW for revealing the approximate size and hairlessness of your junk.

"Why are there no sheep in this sheep pen, only wolves identifying as sheep? Are they avoiding us?" - a wolf identifying as a sheep

I'm pretty damn sure that you don't have to be an "Esoteric Hitlerist" to feel uncomfortable with certain trans identified people.

Fascism! A HECKING fascism! A Fascism just flew over my roof! There's tens of thousands of fascisms in our food right now and it's making Gen Z get Hitler haircuts!!

This is why I hate dumb inter-forum wars (as opposed to entirely correct ones like hating redditors).

"I look like a microcephalic baby rat goblin"

There's nothing to feel guilty about watching this, he made this bed and is still defending it even as it kills him.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Boys like violent cartoons.
You have to be some double plus loser with a stick up your ass with a stick up the ass of THAT stick to not like violent cartoons as a boy.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

If we don't draw the line at video game titties, they can truly get away with anything.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's always "my evil alter wants this" and "my horny alter did that", bitch where's the "I want to take a shower, eat a salad and find a job" alter?

Nice Diastolic hypotension you stupid lying fuck.

Lowtax described her pierced roid clit as like a pinky finger wearing a ring. No wonder he committed suicide.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Nothing shall cure me of my dolphin porn addiction.

You know I think it's actually misdiagnosed female autism if you think about it it's emotional schizophrenia

why is Twincest not a choice on the poll

You just powerleveled my islamophobia.

one can assume that it's wolfetone photoshopped on some degenerate face fucking a stuffed racoon

Uh, try again, Fluttershy is just having an episode on the ground and will be unable to fly away, obviously.

what the Internet used to be was a fad that died around 2008, this is the nu-internet designed and curated for the lowliest of nigger cattle.

the pedophile doesn’t fall far from the faggot tree

I think I've seen more gay porn than even the most porn-addicted homosexual man

“PLEASURE FOR MY PENIS!” P Diddy screams, and then ejaculates semen into anus.

i never knew justin bieber had such a desirable anus. thanks for the story, shivs.

You can talk to me when you live on your own and don't eat so much goyfeed you grow tits, peasant.

Good one! You should tell your offspring abo- oh, right. The chemical castration.

I'm happy the reverse transition worked. Hopefully it didn't kill all of your sperm.

I'd rather be a cock than a cunt faggot

So are your children going to be roach-human hybrids? Can you even reproduce after merging together?

Perhaps consider some medication to control your OCD like tendencies and hyperfixation on animal cocks.

Degenerierte Untermenschenschwuchtelabschaumscheißdreckpimmellutscherfressen.

why bother to try to explain to discord people that “hey I went on the tranny hate site and they hate me” when you can go to the KF equivalent of Waffle House (assuming we’re Denny’s)

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

[Capitalism] can't be bad. It gave us McDonalds. Has communism ever resulted in a McDonalds?

 

[Harm]

So Onion Farms is like if KiwiFarms was Reddit or something.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think maybe they underestimated the popularity of 4L buckets.

 

[JustSomeDong]

"No, I don't think I will" is a famous line by Captain America. Rick identifies as him, as they both fight fascists. Well, one of them fought fascists, and the other one is a fat faggot who says "no, child" on Twitter a lot. Basically the same thing.

I cringed so hard, I'm about 4 inches shorter...

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If my biggest regret is not having played the second installment of a Final Fantasy remake, I'll call it a life well lived.