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Teacher was a nutbar, had us pontificating about the fucking Lorax
Hitler was very patriotic, and has never forgotten 9/11
Did he said oy vey very often and had a small hat with curly hair and biggest nose imaginable?
I'm not racist, my slaves are black.
I give black women a chance by chaining them to my radiator which I also painted black because I'm that progressive!
Next time I go to the hood grocery store I will look my cashier in the eye for once.
@draggs seems like he'd be fun to have around.
 
I always love the terribly acted videos of completely improbable scenarios that I have to watch then pass a quiz. It makes me more racist and sexist. The last one did have a funny jew joke said by some dyke though.

[Stereotype older white guy with a beard] "HEY LISA, LOOK AT ME, I AM INSIDER TRADING OUR COMPANY'S STOCK LOLOLOL SO ANYWAY A WOMAN A JEW AND A NIGGER WALK INTO A BAR..."

[Narrator] "What should Lisa do?"

It's called Mpox because monkey was racist.

But the M stands for monkey. This is some real N word logic (the N is for nigger).

Imagine if policy makers were forced to take a basic economics course before getting elected. Wouldn't that be nice. Have the country run by non-retards. A nigga can dream.

OEM women

The real Hitler was the friends we made along the way.

Let me dig up the ol' 'how to make crack on twitter' meme.

The same people who called you nazi are now supporting Azov, Hamas, and similar. It's been pretty funny to watch.

I've never felt more validated as a douchebag.

I believe all humans are assholes so I can see someone two thousands years ago mocking the new hip religion of Christianly with a shitty drawing.

I can't believe a child prefers poptarts and ice cream to asparagus. Must be a clinical impairment.

Jesus fuck did this turn into the British food thread?

I won't torture you with a sped rant about Lego colors that you don't care about.
I, for one, am interested in the LEGO sperg. What went wrong? And why did they put Bionicle down?

Sure they're stunning and brave but when I ask the lady at work to lend me breastmilk for my protein shake I get called into HR.

Come on now....we knew he couldn't count to three when his last trilogy ended at 1.

It's mind boggling, he spanked that lemon grass harder than an Asian father spanks his son in primary school for forgetting the Bessel Equations.

Pizza Hut lured me with the 2-for-1 deal and forced me to chow down two whole megaroni pies. I didn't consent to this gunt; the government should do something about it!

What the fuck?

Do I want to know?

>Facebooks-black-market-sperm-donation-industry
:story:

but seriously, how is this even a thing? like, if they're intentionally looking to become single mothers, what's stopping them from just booting up tinder and getting their free 'donation' from there?

Keep chasing that dragon, sweetie. The dysphoria will go away for sure, just one more surgery...
 
didn't read but fuck trannies and fuck scotland

Who cares shitskin kys

I'm not calling them faggots and murderers because it makes me popular. I'm saying it because its true.

Everyone in that long-ass story needs to be taken out back and beaten.

Yeah, I'm not reading all that shit. I am just going to assume it's niggers and move on.

The goverment is a pimp that has failed to keep the hoes in line.

This is why people say it does not work.

I see nobody read the article sigh .

In Western societies which expect us to praise strong and independent sex workers with 100+ body counts before the age of 20, it is indeed REFRESHING to see a slut be beaten every once in a while instead of worshipped.
 
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