random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Never change. Except for the hooker killing. You should rethink that hobby.

Happy birthday, time to suck dick in traffic.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Of course Rick eats ass. He's a "waste no part of the negro" kind of guy.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

fr no cap
if I was presented with the severed head of a coalburner, I'd take it as an impromptu invitation to play some street footie
there's literally nobody more unsympathetic than coalburners, even pedos deserve better than them

 

[Chongqing]

Are you on some sort of medication?

Post in thread 'Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/virgo...-nadieja-rachzel-grezbian.27030/post-18108095

 

[Aunt Carol]

to be fair part of me did want me for him to be alive so i could call him a nigger.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Black Man Underwear you rape coward.

Double Nigger Score 100 points

 

[Tablet County]

the most fake sounding suicide of all time turned out to be real and it still isn't our fault.

 

[Skitarii]

Teacher was a nutbar, had us pontificating about the fucking Lorax

Hitler was very patriotic, and has never forgotten 9/11

Did he said oy vey very often and had a small hat with curly hair and biggest nose imaginable?

I'm not racist, my slaves are black.

I give black women a chance by chaining them to my radiator which I also painted black because I'm that progressive!

Next time I go to the hood grocery store I will look my cashier in the eye for once.

@draggs seems like he'd be fun to have around.

 

[Abella]

If I kill myself over this, I want everyone to know it was because Keffals and Liz Fong Jones personally bullied the shit out of me.


They are murderers and they murdered me.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Not even a little bit surprised she’s still alive, I am surprised that she’s gone full shroomhead, films interpretive dances while possessed by aliens and is now in a relationship with an alien shota.

Well that's mortifying. For some reason I remember him being in the penis costume for that

 

[Useful_Mistake]

but I ask again for everyone here to rethink their lives and stop being super stalkers of online people and mentally ill people

 

[Asian tech support]

You don't want to alienate the person bringing you your dog cock and vore fix.

 

[BirdUp]

seeing this faggot bitching and moaning about Ruben Sim is rotting my brain cell.

 

[Meat Target]

You have been instructed many thousands of times to put your Chinese cartoon pornography behind spoiler tags, as not doing so constitutes felony islamic content posting. Wait for the pink triangle, stalker.

 

[Tablet County]

I maintain that Black Lives Matter would have been better received if they just named their organisation Fuck Cops.

I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER FUCKING U.S.A

 

[56 others]

Gonna be weird seeing pissed off black obese retards trying to pick a fight with the robot arms in the back doing fries.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I always love the terribly acted videos of completely improbable scenarios that I have to watch then pass a quiz. It makes me more racist and sexist. The last one did have a funny jew joke said by some dyke though.

[Stereotype older white guy with a beard] "HEY LISA, LOOK AT ME, I AM INSIDER TRADING OUR COMPANY'S STOCK LOLOLOL SO ANYWAY A WOMAN A JEW AND A NIGGER WALK INTO A BAR..."

[Narrator] "What should Lisa do?"

It's called Mpox because monkey was racist.

But the M stands for monkey. This is some real N word logic (the N is for nigger).

Imagine if policy makers were forced to take a basic economics course before getting elected. Wouldn't that be nice. Have the country run by non-retards. A nigga can dream.

OEM women

The real Hitler was the friends we made along the way.

Let me dig up the ol' 'how to make crack on twitter' meme.

The same people who called you nazi are now supporting Azov, Hamas, and similar. It's been pretty funny to watch.

I've never felt more validated as a douchebag.

I believe all humans are assholes so I can see someone two thousands years ago mocking the new hip religion of Christianly with a shitty drawing.

I can't believe a child prefers poptarts and ice cream to asparagus. Must be a clinical impairment.

Jesus fuck did this turn into the British food thread?

I won't torture you with a sped rant about Lego colors that you don't care about.

I, for one, am interested in the LEGO sperg. What went wrong? And why did they put Bionicle down?

Sure they're stunning and brave but when I ask the lady at work to lend me breastmilk for my protein shake I get called into HR.

Come on now....we knew he couldn't count to three when his last trilogy ended at 1.

It's mind boggling, he spanked that lemon grass harder than an Asian father spanks his son in primary school for forgetting the Bessel Equations.

Pizza Hut lured me with the 2-for-1 deal and forced me to chow down two whole megaroni pies. I didn't consent to this gunt; the government should do something about it!

What the fuck?

Do I want to know?

>Facebooks-black-market-sperm-donation-industry


but seriously, how is this even a thing? like, if they're intentionally looking to become single mothers, what's stopping them from just booting up tinder and getting their free 'donation' from there?

Keep chasing that dragon, sweetie. The dysphoria will go away for sure, just one more surgery...

 

[frozen_runner]

didn't read but fuck trannies and fuck scotland

Who cares shitskin kys

I'm not calling them faggots and murderers because it makes me popular. I'm saying it because its true.

Everyone in that long-ass story needs to be taken out back and beaten.

Yeah, I'm not reading all that shit. I am just going to assume it's niggers and move on.

The goverment is a pimp that has failed to keep the hoes in line.

This is why people say it does not work.

I see nobody read the article sigh .

In Western societies which expect us to praise strong and independent sex workers with 100+ body counts before the age of 20, it is indeed REFRESHING to see a slut be beaten every once in a while instead of worshipped.

 

[Tablet County]

Is it still climate change if it's just political, or are fossil fuels committing honor killings now?

Name a more iconic duo than the schizocow and the sex offender registry.

Swarms of zombie encrusted cicadas coming to a town near you.

 

[Omori Boy]

Rozzy mentioned you in a post in the thread What KF user would you have sex with?.