random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aljam]

In the hierarchy of the internet, the paypig is beneath the janny. The janny may give away work for no money, but the paypig gives away money for a crumb of attention from their edaddy.

 

[Rotollo 2]

All I’m saying is, there’s a good reason why cult deprogrammers don’t open with “That’s retarded and you’re a retard for believing it.”

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why shouldn't monkeys have monkey jobs?
Monkey does a job, monkey gets a banana??? seems harmless

 

[Harm]

BRAP BRAP BAAAARP BRAP BAAAP BAAAP BAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAP (Translation: PURGE VIDEOS NOW, LARDBOY)

 

[Rotollo 2]

You might not like it Nazis, but this is why all of us should be sluts for BBC, we need more negrofied kids.

 

[Fungible penis]

He runs in place eternally on the waves his tears create. A perpetual motion machine powered by his self inflicted suffering.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Using ad hominem attacks or being an edge lord is perfectly acceptable in many situations

HEY I REMEMBER THIS TURBO SPERG

I’m confused.

You're drinking the carcass of god.

 

[Tablet County]

"Explain how I'll get anything different out of intercourse by partaking in it vs watching a playthrough of it."

If he can't steal their wallets... At least he can do is try to steal their hearts...

I saw Nicavius Rekiedimus speaking in the forum 3 nights ago. Toga ill fitted, stinking of wine, and he wouldn't stop talking about some new kind of codpiece. Kept asking the freedmen if they preferred their catamites castrated or not.

Absolutely barbaric.

Tell that nigger / wop / wetback / kike/ polock / zipperhead (or whatever the fuck it is) that I am a very hinged racist. Very hinged.

More Rapefugee Shock Troopers will be thrown at your Southern border until moral improves.

My autocorrect IS CENSORING MY SPEECH!

I don't know, Doc. I remember reading Hitler was evidently really big on animal welfare, like us, so I guess we may really be racists after all...

 

[MrJokerRager]

I'm shocked the decoy is female.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Crypto is so 2009. Now the smart money is all in rare LEGO Bionicles.

Every time I see the word NFT I think that it stands for "Niggers for Trade".

 

[BirdUp]

Why was her box?

@GambaSesh

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

but yes, I agree. Personally, I support killing children, especially if they're a different race, but honesty is important.

 

[Gentlebastard]

And this is why ranchers need to diversify into hog farming. Can't get sued if there's no traces.

I’m glad they put the crying emoji in the funeral photo or else I wouldn’t know to be sad.

I've had people literally tell me they don't consider an income tax as a tax because they money was never in their account to begin with.

Would you hire someone who thinks they're a ninja corgi, or an underage anime girl, or a plastic spork?

"Employers discriminate against people who include the fact that they're mentally ill and will most definitely be causing problems in their application"

Absolutely shocking.

No reasonable jury would have convicted Dwight for justifiably and brutally murdering Jim and Pam.

Even the Romans wouldn’t think anyone deserves to die trapped in a mine by a naked fat man with his faucet cock out.

Yeah funny how doing the equivalent of writing "I have mental health issues and will be a constant pain in your ass" in red 48 point font across the middle of your resume might have some consequences.

I think the krauts should aim for equality and just start brutally raping migrants like the migrants brutally rape their women.

Lol what is it with all these Troons recently that look like Styxhexenhammer?
Styxhexenhon.

I just imagine an ancient roman version of kiwi farms where patricians went to look at lolcows in a literal zoo.

It’s useful, back in the day you had to actually meet people to find out they were insane. Now they tell you

There are some Internet weirdos who would love being in charge of an entire warehouse of used shoes. I'm kind of sad that Junior isn't a huge pervert; it feels like a missed opportunity.

Hollercaust 2: HOLLER BACK HARDER!

Guys, how do I be a prostitute?

There was also voluminous transsexual furry and some zoophile porn, but I didn't preserve any of it. I have limits.

I told him my pronouns were No/Thanks

You can't white guilt your way into looking like an anime girl, hon.

"prolific member of the kiwi farms"

put that on my grave

So he went from HVAC to manager at 7-11 to unskilled labor at a warehouse. Might as well go back to high school after that to keep up the regression.

What? You mean to tell me that a man who ruthlessly killed 15,467 black people in 4 years and turned them into pepperoni would be racist? No! That simply cannot be true!

The man is always sweating like a pedo in a playground. I thought his state was meant to be colder in temp.

not even Chantal could eat a whole bike (I think)

Pippakistan is a country that actually deserves our tax dollars. That's more than can be said for most real governments.

Ahhh the circle of white trash life

Thats DEFINITLEY the face of someone who's had questionable conversations with children online.

When in Rome, don't feed the lions.

 

[Tablet County]

"But is it stupid?"
"You're damn right, sir. It's the dumbest shit we've ever seen. We'll call it 'Creative Cloud'. Our customers will hate it. It's just retarded, sir."
"Saadiq, you've got a bright future."
"I'm Mandeep."
"That's stupid. I love it."

Does anybody know which god is being played by Scoliosis Uncle Ben?

imagine getting mad that someone doesn't want to buy a game.

Ratio this you fat eunuch gimp

How does someone that stupid even turn their computer on without electrocuting themselves or poking themselves in the eye with the mouse?

 

[Xarpho's Return]

there's plenty of videos proving the train is the natural predator of the pajeet

 

[Pedophobe]

I hate this and I hate you for making me aware of it.

You can't discredit a video chronicling your easily verifiable lies by spreading easily verifiable lies.

Lots of you got the tism real bad.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

fuck, my 1000th post was about anime feet

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

And what kind of milk-fed gimp loser faggot dipshit fuckface anal rapist diddler cockslut skidmark on the underpants of God waste of atoms nigger homo sex pest Romanist kike prokaryote do you have to be to not show any interest in a subject which is directly pertinent to the website that you use and enjoy?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Autism in women is cute. Autism in men is off putting. Simple as.

 

[Poonocchio]

BossmanJack & Keffals 100k felt speed run challenge live on Kick when

(BMJ would still win)