random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Xarpho's Return]

This is why your tard wranglers don't want to change your diapers

 

[Bill Evans 45]

She is attempting to cut the chicken with her serving spoon.

spoon audibly scrapes across teeth as the dying woman eats alone

Im not defending the weens but as I am an older fringe zoomer, I will defend them.

 

[Doxmatix]

Let's just make up a new syndrome for her. "Born to be a Useless Bitch."

 

[hideandgoseekchampion]

Also @Figger Nucker do you really need a nword in your name?

 

[CansOfCant]

The 10th Circuit confirmed that Kiwi Farms has been a detriment to society.

 

[Cougar Pump]

This is why free speech, privacy and anonymity exist, stop making people's SO DIFFICULT.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Was beat every day as a child, reading this almost gave me a panic attack

I don't have violent meltdowns nowadays (mostly because not in school anymore and don't live with druggie parents)

 

[eatler]

Catler’s law: the longer an internet debate happens, somebody will be outed as a degenerate

 

[Atomic Ant]

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

I think a society that burns a few children alive here and there but is otherwise a pleasant and tolerant place could be better than other societies

 

[JustSomeDong]

trust me kid you don't want me to use the report button

 

[GunCar Gary]

I'll happily give up my kink and erase the porn stash from my phone if it means keeping kids safe.

 

[Tablet County]

OP I don't think you're a pedophile but the thought of some guy who looks like Vladimir Harkonnen from the new Dune movie posting about his lust for women dressed as cheerleaders is pretty funny.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

I WASHED. MY. PENIS. Give me money.

 

[Spud]

Troon rape might be a great deterrence to stop women committing crimes.

 

[Tablet County]

Nick Rekeita, jew nose,
Cucked and everybody knows,
Wife fucks a black guy,
Ceiling cats are in the sky!

No matter how hard you try you're not gonna top how the Fall Out Boy version of the song rhymes George Floyd with Metroid

Two homeless men fight over a can of paint at the end of time.

 

[BirdUp]

A sociologist has called 2016 "a bad time to be a professional clown".

 

[Gentlebastard]

I ain't counting on any soy boy brake cables. I'll just crash into a school bus if I want to stop like a real man.

this article is nearly flawless bait. respect to the disgusting bug person who gestated this monster in their esophagus before it burst through their thorax and skittered onto our screens. I admire its purity.

Damn, it only costs 131 bucks (approximately 3.40 USD) to whale on a kid with a bike? Do i have to be riding it or can I just pick it up and clobber the little shit? I've been 'OK boomer'd' for the last time...

We know just how packed his schedule is with all the Blue's Clues and drooling he has to do so they should be thankful that he bothered to "organize" this fund raiser for them.

He has more than half a million subscribers but he can't raise a SINGLE DOLLAR? Even Stefan Molyneux is less pathetic.

We'll know it's a gang stalking thing once she starts talking about seeing certain colour vehicles around.

Good thing she hasn't noticed that all Kiwi Farmers drive white Subarus; we might really be in trouble then, folx!

The funniest part is that I checked the post history and theres a 99% chance this isn't a troll commenter

Remember, this is the dude who will spoon feed you your own teeth. He has a spoon in his pocket at all times to do that.

GUYS! GUYS! I just had a coworker come out as a fully formed terf to me! she appeared to be the prototypical sjw millennial, I had her pegged as someone I quite liked but needed to be careful around because she seems so sjw (she is polyamorous) but she is a full, down low terf-baby. I am so proud.

Unions actually pushing for their workers to actually do their jobs? What is this, opposite day?

Racist stereotypes win again

There's really no way to reply to that logic save to say that everyone claiming that should be exiled into the nearest volcano.

*trying to type, but body and soul are fighting whether I hate Pakis or Poos worse, can't decide*

Psst, don't talk about the German sex boomer bubble within earshot of the uninitiated.

The response to this should be to let the people shit post.

I don't know that you could convince Indians to stop shitting in the street in a century, even if you mass bred their natural predator, the Glorious Bengal Tiger, to hunt them down in the streets.

I like rape and abuse:
Rape and abuse are my kinks:

Imitation crab meat is tasty and will not kill you or give your children lifelong disabilities. Trannies are not the same.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Joshua “Dreamsmasher” Moon.

You can't be trusted with electronic filings because you're a goofy nigger.

Oiled, and for the Long Haul™

 

[Gingervitis]

If someone saves the Earth from literal destruction then they can creep on a 16 year old all they want