random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Black Man Underwear]

@Sicko Hunter

Black people dress like homosexuals from another galaxy

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Hard Boiled 2: Handicapable

Directed by John-Brianna Woo

A remake of The Color Purple but all black people are replaced by white trannies

 

[Monolith]

Every app is a dating app if you're Indian enough.

 

[DumbDude43]

Coke is not worse than weed you degenerate piece of shit. It's a stimulant, it's good for your body.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Thanks for posting this clip. It finally gave me the push I needed to fucking kill myself

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Josh isn’t autistic, he’s just a little overweight.

 

[Harm]

Did this nigger's wife really get the Arizona Tea can tree tattooed on her titties?

Since then, he has signed himself into Drugz-be-gon -- a notable seven day combined detox and rehabilitation facility aimed specifically at the recipients of trust funders, so there are no poors to tempt my client into relapse.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The look on his face says "This is gonna be on Kiwi Farms forever"

I like his autist fervor. Sometimes I just want an autist guy to explain things in painful detail.

I refuse to believe that these are real and would not like to see any proof to the contrary.

It's one of those troon unicorns I keep hearing about. You know, the one who knows what an iron is.
Seriously, I think this is the first one I've ever seen that didn't still have the fold lines on their cheapass costume.

On the left, serial killer eyes. On the right, empty pornsick eyes.

He looks like he gets off to the idea of bashing people's brains in with hammers.

Demigirl always means they’re a fuckin ugly fat woman or a fat ugly man.

he didn't even bother IDing or differentiating in any way those "3 cheeses" he stacked a leafpile of... there's just 3 of them, that's all. cheeses 1-3. perfectly in keeping with @Null 's ameriburger cheese opinions

you are an infertile strip of turkey jerky

Of course he's a 38 year old diaperfur

Jack's palate has never developed past that deprived and yet somehow still tubby 11 year old. He's the lard-laden Peter Pan of internet cookery.

What you are seeing is retards congregating together to argue in the most retarded way about things that are retarded

“Hello trannies…. I am a real life true and honest woman lesbian, definitely not also trans, and definitely not a corrective rape fetishist. Please describe in gruesome detail how a cis lesbian should suck girl dick so that it is pleasurable and affirming to her transwoman master. I will not be touching myself to your descriptions of lesbians worshipping penis.”

Just call them niggers. Quit being faggot redditors about what euphemism to use.

paid $300 for a meat slicer but he put 1/4" cheese 'slices' in his 'sandwich' that didn't melt properly, great

 

[Blackhole]

LA LA ALA LA IF I PRETEND FLORIDA ISN'T REAL IT WILL GO AWAY

Listen I've been boofing shrooms dusted with fent and coke for half a decade and I'm doing just fine, incel scandiprudian

A USENET group? What fucking Usenet group was this? alt.lolcows.ha.ha.ha ?

idk man my iq felt pretty endangered when he spoke

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" - Dick The Butcher, Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2

 

[CansOfCant]

The autistic audit is in and our austistically trained autist auditors have autistically audited this autist as austistically autistic.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

@Montalbane

A balding man with confidence once couped the Italian state.
Dont let your memes be dreams,make the trains run on time and run trains on bitches.

 

[Boopims]

We did it guys! KF is the MLK Jr Blvd. of the Internet!

 

[Azdy]

You are 100% correct. You can tell some group not to fuck that monkey, and they'll say, we won't. Then they fuck the monkey and you say 'that's bad'. Then the more you say it's bad the more they'll fuck the mon6ney. I did shit the thread up and will stop.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

CatDog was dead to me after someone in sixth grade asked me how they pooped.

and thats why you don't fuck with an upper caste indians shitting bucket

If you don't want to be called the literal spawn (or rather, pawn) of Satan, the least you can do is clean up your act and repent.

‘Trains not Trans, Trains not Trans, Trains not Trans’

 

[Aljam]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. A morbidly obese woman eat an entire table of cheese. I watched a man lick feces off his anally penetrated finger. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain.

 

[Meat Target]

You gotta go with the laughing because the crying will kill you.

 

[Justtocheck]

Link / Archive

I just would like to see the most common way of archiving, using insert link in random text. A good reminder to archive everything.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

If having sex with trannies involves giving them a firm knee to the crotch, I might have to rethink my interest.

 

[Seychelle Pennyfeather]

Duct tape would work better than what she did, the wound edges aren't even touching.

Getting the duct tape off later, though, that would be a challenge. Might peel the whole thing open like a hellish fruit roll-up.

 

[Johnny Salami]

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Thanks AI lmao

People are talking about a video of Nick Fuentes getting stepped on by a woman in a fishnet outfit. They are calling him a simp and a gooner.