random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

i would like to formally apologize to the sharty for trying to make peace with this retard and his gooner gf.

 

[frozen_runner]

if women are just men who can give birth, men are just women who can't give birth
wop wop

I'd be sad af if Kiwi Farms goes forever 404. Love you my niggas.

Niggers invented being gay

Drunk drivers aren't the problem, drunk crashers are, giving the rest of us a bad name.

Sir I'm not a racist I'm a white supremacist and you are my private property you need to pick my cotton right now

"THIS IS FOR PALESTINE"

*rapes u*

Just like the prophet mohammed (pedos be upon him) would've done.

From the photo I can't tell if tranny, pooner, or Scottish?

College are for niggers, white women and faggots. All 3 groups deserve debt and suffering.

Once again I am asking, please, nuke this faggy state.

Bots clicking on bot links so bot sites can farm bot clicks.

I took a lot of psychic damage from this article, thank you for your service.

The only thing surprising about this story is that someone published it.

Attractive women don't be sluts challenge: extreme difficulty

Competitive speed-shitting should be a sport.

who the fuck names their kid Brantley?

CRP was right.

"yes, the CCTV footage certainly looks bad for my client, but if we play it in reverse, you can see that she's SAVING the children. Now you're antisemitic for trying to jail an American hero, bigot."

OH so when the news names the jews it's okay but when I do it they kick me out of Dennys.

This is A&N, we take all retardation seriously because there's people that are actually that retarded here

I feel like I'm qualified to write and Amazon-publish ogre x troll erotica where they rape-correct faeries, but I wouldn't want to be modestly successful and then featured on Null's podcast.

Literacy was a mistake.

What does Lego have to do with kids?

 

[Syzyg]

badly behaving kids (but otherwise not deeply impaired) of rich parents can be diagnosed with autism via bribe to get them locked up.

 

[Tablet County]

Kind of crazy we found out the trad guy is a literal cuckold who lets his wife get fucked by anyone and it's barely worth talking about compared to the other shit.

I never considered drawers a place to store vomit before.
My horizons have been expanded and my day ruined.

 

[Meiwaku]

all up to the subject of the beholder of course

(quote from King Cobra in his latest steak hack video)

This thread is about Nicholas Rekieta. It's not about the Jews and their plots to steal your foreskin

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I muted/blocked the flag of every african country from appearing on my timeline, along with every adjective deriving from the names of said countries. I set my VPN to Croatia. WHY AM I STILL SEEING THESE MUP DOO DIDDA NIGGERS.

 

[Freelance Police]

weight loss comp with ethan ralph. iirc ethan ralph won after losing 190 pounds (his wife and child)

 

[Pedophobe]

If therapy isn't working for you, sex work is probably a bad idea.

I have Urban Dictionary at my disposal.

Faggotry afoot. We have discord tranny ops.

 

[Tablet County]

Is that all you cunts think about? Who's a kike or not?

Welcome to Kiwifarms

Mutt's Law incoming:

Never underestimate the power of a retarded man with kittens.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

You’re dead on here, which is why the American worker is better than ever, the Zoomers are producing incredible works of art and science, and there are no mass psychoses sweeping our nation. If I had a nickel for every time an enthusiastic young cashier tried striking up a conversation about calculus or his favorite Greek playwright I’d be rich!

 

[Tablet County]

(smugly eats a single Dorito)

 

[glass_houses]

No, I want to buttfuck the dead body while it's still warm. What kind of weirdo wants to fuck an ice cold dead body?

 

[Chinwaa]

What’s even the point of being here if I can’t make every thread about circumcision?!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Amazing, bros. The miraculous power of prayer helped HHH to overcome massive heart damage from the covid vaccine.

One of them is literally named cucky the chicken.

 

[DumbDude43]

I rigorously follow the most successful schizophrenia regimen known to man (which I devised)

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

This thread is about Nicholas Rekieta. It's not about the Jews and their plots to steal your foreskin, it's not about the foster systems and their relation to Lucifer,

 

[Pedophobe]

Look, if I could get off the Internet and leave all of this behind, I woud. But I have to fucking do this, ok?!

I can't tell who is trolling who anymore

Another sad case of boys crying wolf while drawing furry porn of said wolf.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

It'll look like a bowl full of butterscotch pudding. And I mean full.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Does he remind anyone else of the dude from Human Centipede 2?
Everybody hit 'Agree' if he reminds you of the dude from Human Centipede 2.

How is it possible for this retard to have so little self-awareness?

There's nothing wrong with Fresno*.

* That a nuclear bomb wouldn't fix.

This would have been a two for one in the old freak shows, the world's fattest half and half act. God I love that the freak show is free now. It saves me a dime.

Every time I feel like witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension this thread's got my back.

Sounds like a pity fuck on a cheap, 20 year old mattress.

HEY SON, YOU WATCHIN THEM JAPANESE CARTOON PORNS AGAIN?

Gay men like cock, thats what makes them gay. It used to be so simple.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Anyways, good fucking lord.

The new Star Wars series being so shit is to radicalize my dad specifically

Stay in the cake game long enough and you're gonna get iced

"That's a well reasoned argument but have you considered that I'm shaking my butthole at you?"

He was edging when he should've been gooning. Common mistake.

Did everyone wash their bumholes today?

I'm glad I have the flavor of autism that brought me to the Farms, not whatever flavor this genderblob has.

If she creates discourse with her pelvis, has she become a pubic intellectual?

Based on the mugshot, I say she should be tried for witchcraft.

Notice for all aspiring troonkeepers: DO NOT DO THIS. Whoever designed this Bluesky thing is clearly out of their depth when it comes to troonkeeping.

It might seem like a good idea to populate your enclosure solely with trans people and allies to prevent interspecies conflict, but this is a ROOKIE MISTAKE and is actually unhealthy for your troons -- they desperately need a rival species to fuel their persecution complex, lest they turn their egos upon each other. If you don't release some wild TERFs into the habitat to induce natural competition, you actually increase the risk of creating Online Discourse and losing the whole colony, even when their other base needs such as furry porn consumption and polycule membership are taken care of (as we see here).

It's quite sad to see situations like this play out again and again at the hands of ignorant site moderators. Please make sure to do your research before keeping troons.

When you need to write a whole-ass fucking article about French philosophy all because you just don't wanna come out and say "I really fucking hate niggers"

"No ethical consent under capitalism."

Finally, an answer to the question "What does my dong have in common with a trapdoor spider?".

At least fucking Hippies just made up stupid names like moon child or Kevin.

Let that sink in. Yes, the sink that keeps harassing us. Let it in.

Beer will be drank, laughs will be had and pants will be shat. Good times ahead!

Men pretending to be women pretending to be anarcho-communists pretending to be alpaca farmers pretending to be a badass troon militia

What happened to just calling the other guy a faggot and logging out for a bit?

There are so many ways to fuck with someone that don't even require leaving your gaming chair.