random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Knowing you I was nearly afraid it would be an actual penis.

human sacrifice, dick pics, dogs and cats living together, mass sweepings!

Get off vent or I'll have you bent.

I feel like most of the women here have a venus flytrap for a pussy and once in a while they bait a man here for sex so they can feed on them.

"I'm a they/them of my word."

It's a lowcow farm.

Your mosquito bites will never be A cups

Im autistic enough to hate faggots.

Homie, you belong in an oven.

Jokes on you, I have a humiliation fetish, so I win no matter what.

That's a very feminine bulge then, very Sapphic

Who the hell are you, Arnold?

i’m still waiting for you to die from cirrhosis in your shithole trailer

i wish there was a soyjak that could make you less of a retard

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

And @Null when you read this and ban me fat boy just know that the fat BP whores you gunt guard to protect your shekels will turn on you the second your principals outweigh your love of their money.

 

[Tablet County]

If God is real, then why isn't God real?

Heh. Checkmate, theists.

Do not mourn, he went down like a true and honest American....by thinking about nigger dick in his final words.

Am I just not hip enough to invite to the Goon Cave?

i wish there was a soyjak that could make you less of a retard

What does this even mean, she has no pussy?!

 

[Harm]

[Ethan Ralph] has stated he will spread his asshole and let men fuck him in the asshole if Rackets doesn't come on tonight's Killstream as scheduled

Since then he has started Sieg Heiling to a hood trap remix of Erika while saying nigger

@Null rides in on his budwiser sponsered clydesdale and screams his decree "Catladies shall not be negative rated, we shall change the site to suit their needs!" and then @Lidl Drip waves a fag flag banner.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Dont make me post micropenis

 

[Dr. Butt]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You still aren't a woman, but you aren't a man. You are an advanced faggot.

 

[clipartfan92]

You will look, because who doesn't love a hole that's essentially as sexy as a deep belly button?

 

[Tablet County]

Offtopic but someone just called lidl Belgian. another 9/11. That’s like the shittiest country. My god, the tragedies just won’t stop…

I'm greatful for your wokey ack-knowladgement of my identity. Thank you progressive Kiwi Farms user RACISM.

Kosovar detected, remove all jars before it's too late

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Oh wait, she's too busy reading baby rape hentai at the moment.

 

[DumbDude43]

From an email @Cpl. Long Dong Silver sent to null since he got banned and null told him to fuck off.

>Sent from Proton Mail Android
>Android

kill phoneposters, behead phoneposters
giving internet access to mobile devices has been a disaster for the internet race

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Wait, so we're the providers for random.txt.? I thought the lolcows were the ones being quoted lol.

 

[Gog & Magog]

If someone actually got outed as a freak criminal that's one thing but all we've learned here is... Kiwifarmers are weird degenerates. Which isn't much of a lesson.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

ALL moids and ALL foids need to be banned immediately.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

People should know Louisiana is horny.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

That lead directly to players just quietly learning to construct of death rooms where tranny dwarves can be trapped so they can die without sending the colony into a tantrum spiral.

 

[Meiwaku]

I never expected this much hate over something I had to dig through an old HD to track down.

context:
he is talking about getting hate for multiple pictures he found of his ex-gf cucking him with another woman whose nsfw pictures he posted in an off topic thread about pegging.

I am not kidding. Follow the link if you're brave.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Utterly fascinated by how he is apparently a real person

 

[Pedophobe]

Contorting your body and sucking your own penis is less self-fellation than whatever this shit is.

There is always more, and it is always worse.

These people are fucking retarded and not in a funny "ha ha" way, but more in a "maybe eugenics is a good idea" kind of way

 

[Blackhole]

You're sitting there, playing co-op in your open world RPG, and all of the sudden you're gay.
You didn't ask for this. You didn't choose this.

GAY HOMO SODOMITE BUTTSEX IN MY LANDS BETWEEN?A̷̢̧̘̳̪̘̟̭̖͈̤̣̹͎̗̮̱̙̱̰̝̝̟̟̞͔͖͊̿̀ͅͅŲ̶̢̡̨̝̟͉̰̮̗̝̬̫͈̭̫̠̩̱̖͙͚͇͇̩̖̺̞͔̰͈̾͒͛̓̀͒̈́U̶̟͍͔̩̼̞̓͑̅͑́̀Ũ̸͙͈͖͎̬͕̳̤͚̙̀̀̈͋̈́̔̽͌͝Ų̸̝̥̝̰̠̜̖̦͇̫͓͗́̒̇̈́̋̑̋̊̓͊́̈́̕Ú̴̡̨̠̺̫̹̗̜͈̞͈̟̺̹̰̝͉̹̞̳͓̩͍̺̗̯̂̿͋̀̃͛̿͘̕̚Ų̷̼̹̯̋̆̑̓̀̓͐̌͋̈́̒̓͗̄́̕͝Ů̴̡̨̺͚̳̹̺̜̭͚̟͔̱̱̜̠̹͎̮͈͇̭̌͋̑̊̀̽̂͆̈́̔̾̔͑̓̀̽͊͘ͅͅG̶̡̝̝̲̪̥̯͈̲̝̤̣̬̳̪͒̿̊̄̿͗̈́̔̑̈̐̉̄̾̇̀͒̚͠H̸̨̧̨̨̝̬̥̮̠̣̲̣̜̻̼̭̰̯͈͉͈̫̰̲̟͕̙͔́̋͑͛́̑̍͗̄̈̉́͆̌̆͆͛͘̕͠!!!!!!!!

I am effectively the Emperor of Planet Earth, and of course I agree a purge is needed.

I stood from my golden throne and clapped and said “kino”

What if instead of Kiwi Farms it was called Freaky Farms and instead of talking about funny oddballs on the internet we talked about rape and ball torture in 300 page DM chains

"i might jack off to tranny porn, but i HATE every second of it"