random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hooked on phobics]

she wont give me attention, ik she was a copycat streaming whore

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from the gordoverse thread

 

[Syzyg]

there is literally nothing to be gained by talking to people who hate you and see you as property. They're just going to fuck with you forever now.

 

[Hitman One]

a leading authority on phat asses and big booty black women.

Zesty and suspicious looking, this nigger is not to be trusted.

 

[Syzyg]

You should be kept in a cage and poked with sticks by feral children like a zoo animal for being such pathetic docile niggercattle.

When you build your empire, you want to make sure that the most vicious soldiers are homosexual. That way, you can separate your own family life and they'll be constantly motivated to fight, if only to find fresh mouths to fuck.

The Internet is a playground for all of us retards, and the best one can do is to avoid the swings and slides which only rustles one's jimmies.

asking for him to stop isn't going to let you keep your oral virginity.

Do not send creepy weird sexually perverted shit to this person, in private or otherwise, on my website.

It's like a venus fly trap, but gayer. A penis fly trap, if you will.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Transitioned into a man who looks like he had a paper route in Baghdad on a bike with square wheels and then fought in both world wars

"I got my amhole from a high school sophomore between the Sunglasses Hut and the food court, and now it's leaking pus."

Decades of lobbying, community outreach and education and the result is... this. Queers breaking down our clubhouse door, splashing buckets of plastic glitter all over the walls, scattering random legos everywhere, shitting on our carpet and having straight sex on our furniture.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

I WOULDN'T HAVE PICKED VICE PRESIDENT TRUMP TO BE VICE PRESIDENT IF I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS QUALIFIED

-Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.

America's current head of state is the Chris Chan of presidents.

 

[Ken Barlow]

If I was gay, I could work my way through this entire thread. I'd have you faggots fighting over me.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I am the Great Mighty Poo
Sir please you must do the needful too
A huge supply of slop comes from my shitty sweatshop
How about some naani you little paani?

If you really want to help someone out, you need to help my nigga BossmanJack. Every single day he grinds away and every single day they take it away. It's so fucking unfair dude, shit is so rigged, they sit there and bully him taking it all away, THEY HATE HIM!!!!! C'mon you can help him out dood, just a little juicer whatever you can give. Will somebody help him????

those are perfectly okay legs for a 50 year old alcoholic man who just got out of a car accident

I just want my toilet fixed and I don't care if he gets a boner when he does it.

Maybe Null is a self hating pooner?

• Single mom
• Soft eyes
• Never shows her face anywhere

Null you can come out, we accept you

Nate trying to get that pooner puss

 

[Abella]

Dear Lord make it stop please! In Jesus name I pray Amen.

Kid looks like if Mark Zuckerberg trooned out

 

[Law]

I firmly believe that the furry fandom would be significantly improved with some extra bureaucracy put into place.

You tried to call me autistic and accidently outed yourself for not having lived with a woman, I guess?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Muslim problems require Muslim solutions.

 

[Tablet County]

Greetings, star traveler. Earth women don't ovulate everytime they have sex - you're thinking of voles.

Never has collective been more filled with the nigger word

This site used to have quality psychos.

I suspect Minnesota may be a eugenics project by the US Navy trying to produce Scandimolians, the world's most perfect pirates yet.

"Compassionate and Aggressive Legal Representation"

If that doesn't scream divorce rape to me I don't know what does.

I think being fixated on men is pretty gay

I think you're a faggot for posting gay porn.

 

[seri0us]

He's right but damn talk about the pot calling the kettle a fucking nigger.

 

[brapbruddah]

One of the few autismos that can say "Niggers toungue my anus" and mean it.

 

[demicolon]

"If you don't start obeying me, I'm gonna get gay. And you have no idea how gay I can be!"

"Sonic was never good." Kill yourself fat faggot.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Misty called the police on a groundhog.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I guess every real pirate ship would need a communal fuck toy.

New quantum computer smashes 'quantum supremacy' record by a factor of 100 — and it consumes 30,000 times less power

think of how many AI anime titties we could generate

You're a fat fuck. You've always been a fat fuck. How can she physically hurt you? You're twice her size. Does she punch you? Nigger your lard is like kevlar. Does she twist your dick? Nigger she can't find your dick. Fuck out of here with that bullshit.

This thing reads like something a /pol/ user would come up with if you put them on the spot. I just wouldn't believe it if there wasn't that video.

There is no "top 10%" of pajeets.
They're all subhumans, some are just better than tricking others into submission.

Kiwifarms is Germany of the internet. May God have mercy on us.

Sometimes, I wonder why I visit this thread. All it does is make me sad.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

One night after dilation I started to bleed pretty heavily, and after that I started to pass gas through my vagina. Shortly after my discharge started to change color and what do you know-I have feces coming from my vagina. This was a lot to handle, mentally and physically.

 

[GunCar Gary]

[Warning: A man dies in this video]

 

[Poonocchio]

Can't think of anything sexier than a rotting tube of flesh detaching up the arse.