random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

"Just remember. The state hated you until you were cool. You weren't cool. You were gay."

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

TFW you're so loose you have to take it in the pisshole to make any money.

 

[WelperHelper99]

UNDER SEIGE, UNDER LOCKDOWN. CRINGE NIGGER RAPTORS PULLING UP IN MAGA-PRINT FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS. RNC UNDER SEIGE, UNDER LOCKDOWN.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Is the this thread okay too?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/post-videos-of-people-dying.86179/

Yes, unless it turns into some weird naked dead women thread.

 

[geckogoy]

Don't even have anything personally against you, just think you getting colonically irrigated and culturally enriched by niggers would be hilarious.

 

[AnotherPleb]

The flight path of the bullet may be altered by the bullet deflecting off metal, bone, or a particularly stiff erection.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm a nigger.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

Model 2.0 should scream "NIGGER" at irregular intervals and also shoot jets of flame.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Get this lad an account here.

He wouldn't last two hours after getting in a fight with someone who believes that CIA space mutants are shooting brain rays at Vladimir Putin.

It's FBI vampire space pirate dragons doing that, not CIA space mutants. The CIA space mutants are too busy replacing birds with realistic bird robots.

Damn them! Making me choose between my hatred of disinformation and my love for humiliating tranny jannies and Wikipedia. What opinion am I supposed to have here?

So what you mean to say is, the entire world economy is both fake and gay.

Kids could be watching skibidi toilet, furry shit, and hardcore gay porn and it'd somehow have less faggotry than the average modern Disney movie.

There was once a time when cartoons about bipedial, talking animals were just a whimsical expression of the imagination that were meant to entertain a viewing audience, and that was it.

Seriously. Fuck the internet.

The day all musicals cease to exist is a brighter day than this one.

Some bad ideas never die they just get recycled.

tl:dr what is the slur?

Tenderhearted animal lovers and religious people are exceptions, but then the author isn’t looking to defend Catherine of Siena or Hitler.

Mom, get in here, the French are doing it again! MOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Inside of you there are two niggers.

One washes chicken breasts in soap, the other smothers them in Lawry's Seasoned Salt.

I would vastly prefer getting called a faggot over "fruity" or "zesty"

Reality is one based broad.

Edit: I have decided to do heroin after reading this

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I am a black FTM fuck toy that needs to be used. I want to be fed cum and piss and bred by a powerful white master or pegged by a beautiful white mistress.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I would want to be her housestallion. She's amazing, witty, a bit bratty, and a great pegasus.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

DO. NOT. SEDUCE. THE COW.

 

[Doxmatix]

The Villa had it all—creepy balding house elf, all the restaurant delivery menus, the Gnat tribes, new life forms evolving in the blue pot universe, the outhouse nearby and a revolving door for real AND imaginary brown penis.

"Please Allah, for I beg you, this vile creature is about to devour me any second! May her diabetes assist me in my freedom!"

 

[WelperHelper99]

ITS A SNIPER.
USED BY AN ASSASSIN
WHO WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN.

 

[Papa stink]

"I've got the Animal Crossing of cancer."
-Boogie1488

 

[Tablet County]

He hasn't even been the pretentious owl for a whole week and he's already posting catboys in a sauna.

I'm picturing in my head the perfect AI generated version of a centrist accelerationist.

shut up and watch the robots hit each other while queers argue about philosophy over the emergency comm channels

correct. additionally, nigger.

good debate, friend.

Mr. Moon can you please elaborate on how you hacked the Walt Disney Company with your...

..."uwu bulgie wulgie"?

 

[GunCar Gary]

Getting a horrific, bleeding, hole ripped into his flesh by violent means really resonated with the trans community. Glad to see this person has seen themselves in the Don.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I theorize this is attributed to the leaf's wholly-undeserved sense of superiority.

Leafs delenda est.

 

[ThrobbingWalloper]

Not the color of Barney's dick and balls (which would of course be slightly darker and more saturated than the rest of him.)

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I was banned for a week from Dankula's thread for telling Lidl to get a boyfriend lmao