random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

"yep, its an egg" professional YouTube food reviewer

There are two pigs in me, stalker. The most retarded fat faggot you have ever met who is a twisted psychopath and the most retarded fat faggot you have ever ever met who is a twisted psychopath.

If I've ever swallowed poison and need to puke I'll come back to this thread and try those spoilers out, though.

Needs more commie blocks, graffiti, and officially sanctioned drug places.

"At least I have a cunt!"
*SCREECH*

We'll see how "I'm too retarded I was duped I tell ya!" works out for him here.

A thread with a bunch of people talking about which bus you'll get groped on vs which bus you'll get groped and mugged on. I was never planning on visiting Seattle but now I'm going to actively avoid it.

I always took those posts about tattooing brands on you as ironic trolling. But this stupid bitch is living the life.

An aspiring fart assassin posts in r/biohacking:
Is there a way to increase Hydrogen Sulfide in your farts

He sounds like he’s in the kind of loving meaningful marriage that a lot of people would love to have and aspire to have. Yes I realize what thread I’m posting this in

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

All I can tell you for sure is that everyone involved was as autistic as you can get all round.

 

[Axiom.]

It's just relationship stuff, nothing too serious. I get too schizo during breakups.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I had a brief thought it was some kind of modern slider rulers and was excited for some really geeky stupid stuff, but it's just tranny programming again.

I want to program my machines, not be programmed by degenerates.

How about nobody goes to school, everybody stops working, nobody gets internet, nobody has guns and we can all sit at home in our basements and coddle our offspring 24/7 until we grow together into familial centipedes whereupon we will roam the streets finding other assholes to attach our faces to until the planet becomes one unified human spaghetti.

No.

You will die in a drunk driving incident.
It will be me driving the car that strikes you. I will have downed five four lokos and two redbulls by the time I arrive at your location.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Man I remember watching his cartoons on Newgrounds when I was a little kid and now I learn he's been liking my racist posts, glad I could return the favor buddy.

 

[Meat Target]

That's definitley the face of someone who considers himself a "hentai connoisseur".

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"THIS drop of piss will change everything!" the pissing man said pissing into an ocean of piss.

I preordered the $80 version of this game and I can't play it. It's because the characters are too hot and give me boners.

I have beautiful computer desk. A big, heavy oak slab, the type you'd see in an executive's office. An antique. I booted up the game to play it and when I saw the fat black character with her broad nose, overly detailed pores and pronouns, my cock just shot up like a rocket. It was so intense that it sent the desk flying. It lifted that thing clear into the air and right into the wall. Now I have a wallmounted desk and about $3,000 worth of repairs to do.

i have received more likes with lazy trolling on youtube comments typing "lol gay" than people are playing this multi million project

Him farting in Dachau would likely cause instant PTSD on all the third-generation holocaust survivors that Israel sends to visit those camps.

 

[Syzyg]

I did find her work, and her old apartment ( I won't post them tho).

 

[GunCar Gary]

If you can't smell your wifi, how do you know it's real?

 

[stupid frog]

Coom, consoom, ride the broom.

 

[Harm]

Being a retard on the internet is being a retard in real life adjacent.

 

[3MMA]

I’ve been certified in Egypt to teach and to do my own traditional dance so no if you’re going to diss me, you should probably not assume that I’m doing something that I’m not doing. I don’t do Middle Eastern belly dance. I’m an oriental Asian East Asian Egyptian lineage holder n elder of my silk route traditions.

 

[Pedophobe]

If these people were intelligent they would not be furfags.

I'd donate purely out of spite. Justice also I guess.

They are not your cool collected string pullers, that they want you to believe they are. Most of them are flappy hysterical messes of humans.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Current Year is just a time of really idiotic hair styles.

Why do parents buy their weird looking, dead eyed kids weapons?

 

[frozen_runner]

We're never getting the Eggplant Wizard ass pics now

I want to program my machines, not be programmed by degenerates.

I honestly don’t think you’re smart enough to use the Internet.

The dimensional merge and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[Tablet County]

the dead horse beating will continue until morale improves

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's kinda amazing in a fucked up kind of way, that he's that delusional and thinks he's got an actual voice that people pay attention to.

This family’s DNA must look like barbed wire.

It was retarded in the 1990s, and it's retarded now.

I try to keep up with crazy conspiracy and alternate world order theories but I've somehow never heard of this one. I thought it was yet more offbrand Qoomer retardation. Serves me right for not following tiktok.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It’s now my kokoro wish for Stephanie to be misgendered by Till Lindemann

 

[Topaz Eyes]

But it seems like the kind of environment that'll make a girl drink hand sanitizer.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

mercante is a disgusting dyke and i would not have sex with her

What's with the watermelon? Is that identifying oneself as a melon-head?

It's also sewing up the vaginal hole. I know my FGM

I know when I'm trying to pick up QT school shooter moms on a gangstalking forum, the first thing I do is send them a link to man-made horrors beyond comprehension. Works every time

Jacking it while skinwalking the Diary of Anne Frank