random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[TaimuRadiu]

If someone lit a match near your eyebrows you would turn into a candle you greasy retard. Wash yourself and go outside.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Are lawyers in Australia required to dress like a gay Liberace or does he just do that by choice?

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I'll even protect you of the consequences of doing that, Toji's word

 

[CallmeCicada]

I'd rather eat the sopranos season 1 on Blu-ray than choke down olive garden

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He basically did the allrecipes recipe for how to make a troon son because he's too autistic to be a dad.

I want to thank you guys for making a thread that is just perfect for getting into the proper amount of rage and disgust needed for a good workout.

The dude has no talent and lucked his way to be a writer for RWBY which he then killed which is a clear sign of some kind of fatal brain disorder.

Hyrule was now created by a furfag version of Rauru and his Negress Elf race traitor waifu

Every day I learn more about porno whores the more I feel like serial killers who killed hookers sex workers did nothing wrong

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

The best way to forget the mistakes of the past is to make bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

In fact I've petitioned Josh many times to create a kiwi dating service (I'd prefer if it was called the Kiwi Karing Konnection, but whatever is fine).

@Generic Anime Girl ok, I am a community service minded man. I will e-date you. Please describe your cup size and the amount I need to drink to bring myself to fuck you.

You're telling me I get a forum trophy and Olive Garden?

It's not worth it. They stopped doing unlimited bread sticks.

There goes 50% of Midwestern culture, right there.

Eating at Olive Garden is 100% more embarrassing than e-dating on a lolcow forum.

 

[Spectate]

MISSIONARY ONLY WITH THE 20 YEAR OLD ANIME GIRL

 

[Haramburger]

Considering how many troons try to induce lactation in order to feed real babies their moob-secretions I don't think it's that uncommon a fetish among super gooners.

 

[skunt]

I get it lol. I'm fully aware I broke the bro code and dated a crazy hoe that apparently wants to take hormones and dom a dude with her clit.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Another out of touch pooost with a wall of text and myopic 10,000 foot views of a situation gleamed from a podcast.

Many MANY such cases.

 

[Metamorpho]

"God is dead and xe killed xemself"
- Nietzschud

 

[retard strength II]

This all seems extremely legit. Everyone knows that the leg juice sluice is connected to the top-of-the stomach valve. When the sump pump is clogged with fibrosis, you gotta mimick that pumping pressure by doing the worm.

 

[Skitarii]

that child will be so autistic and vantablack it will destroy the world

 

[Thé au lait]

This woman just got her fetish greenlit by one of the biggest comic book companies in the world. Some people always ask what can they do to get their foot on the door, she just went and did it.

Follow your dreams.

The scripture doesn't say anything about sampling carpet swatches.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I've never been known to care about consent.

 

[babadook]

But futa isn't a 3d platformer

 

[Pedophobe]

You're also engaging way too seriously with what was intended to be humour!

I finally put the puzzle piece together and spread awareness about that very dangerous organization

The writing is intense, disorganized, and filled with internet jargon, slang, and emotionally charged language.

I have a certain amount of notoriety for reasons that have nothing to do with this topic.

 

[Overly Serious]

If someone lit a match near your eyebrows you would turn into a candle you greasy retard. Wash yourself and go outside.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Thank God for this autistic man and his exhaustive dishwasher research.

They didnt fuck him. He willingly bent over and spread for them, there's a difference.

May your archives be swift, Kiwis.

Really? That's the fucking hill guano pile you're dying on?

Back in the day, folks would write A/S/L? On some AOL chatroom and jerk off to someone writing: “I sloooowly unzip my cardigan and my breasts peek out. They’re C cups and I’m not wearing a bra, I start moaning softly mhmmm”

Kids don’t know how lucky they are today.

That's the ugliest faggot I have ever seen, and I took drama classes so I have seen many a fag in my life.

That tattoo screams "I do anal on the first date."

Do Robot Fuckers Contract Electric Crabs

edit: i've made the mistake of sending the template to my wife. you must suffer with me.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

see, I read this and thought "oh the dog park thing is so you have something interesting to watch while you're getting tattooed," but then I read the rest of the comments in the thread and now I'm aware I'm the type of person to get into a windowless white van because they said there was candy.