random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

All he knows is smugposting and fat faggotry. To him being that is like what breathing air is to normal humans.

He just can’t ever be wrong, the fatness of this faggot is truly obscene.

 

[>IMPLYING]

A European insulting you on Discord is not a valid reason for crashing the stock market.

Why don't we just like kill chinks?

 

[gagabobo1997]

[trying to explain k*w*farms]

okay so you know the truman show? so it's like that except it's about trying to get jim carey to commit suicide

 

[Dr. Butt]

Context matters.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

AY CARAMBA.
THEYRE TACOCAUSTING US!!!!

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I wonder if she has a puke version of the poop ritual song?

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

If only Yakub had forseen this.

Why can't this dude just lol calm down?

All his problems derive from his utter inability to lol calm down.

That's assuming anyone on here has a social life to kill

Bitches love cows, so Miyamoto gave them cows.

Hey I love razzing you guys. Shitposting is awesome and I can do it from anywhere now.

Shouldn't have given me a cell phone, faggots!!

"COWS CANNOT DRIVE GO KARTS!" is this guy's personal "SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!" moment.

 

[DickMain]

You do again, realize Age play is not illegal and I am not admitting to doing so?

I'm not losing, y'all lost the second I produced those videos.

give up.

end this drama.

and stop repeating my stuff.

 

[CEO of Gay]

i am not a fucking child you cocksucker for hire

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

i miss when milk got filtered to tard cum

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Ngl that mushy finna make me act up

 

[neger psykolog]

@Marc profile comment about "Which 5 members of King Crimson do you think would create the worst blunt rotation? (All iterations allowed)": https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/603980/

If I was to select individual representatives from five different era lineups of King Crimson, and delegate them to pass a blunt to one another in a counterclockwise direction, the personalities in question would be selected from the Peter Sinfield era, the John Wetton era, the 1980s lineup, the ConstruKction of Light lineup, and the nine person lineup from the brief period wherein Jeremy Stacey and Bill Rieflin were both in the touring band at the same time, and the door open for Belew to perform with them when permitted. And the five members selected from those various eras of King Crimson, who I feel would simply be the worst at passing a blunt (including nigger-lipping it) would have to be Robert Fripp.

(this is I think the most ultra specific post I've ever seen on KF)

 

[Rotollo 2]

If the hole doesn't fit, the balldo won't stick!

 

[Dr. Butt]

crazy how you can have plenty of ideas and potential when your brain isn't fried on gay porn and yaoi.

 

[Among Us Gaming]

STOP POSTING

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Shoutouts to @Admiral Throbnelius for the formatting advice, @Osama Bin Laden for calling me jewish nigger

 

[Super Malario]

Tariffs imposed, human imagination most affected.

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

Lol should I want to see this vantablack warfare? Shiieeeeettt.

So this…is the power of BBC? I. kneel…

Please. PLEASE just say constipated.

lesbianchemicalplant: i.e. you conceptualize trans women as Having The Rape Organ

Piratesoftware: If it makes you feel any better, I didn't text you anything after that last happy birthday so it's still the same one. It still counts.

Then he started deliberately pissing in the seats. The drivers caught onto it being on purpose

Two inches is big for a clitoris.
Not sure "boner" is the right word for whatever she experienced.

due to having a medical condition known as "being a retarded 18-year-old,"

They bald and get an ass bush and think everyone lusts over their lil yeti asses.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Tera mogger inhib stack (not recommended)

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I believe that people are free to live however they want. Boys can be girls. Girls can be cats. I celebrate diversity and gladly would welcome a black transgender latinx lesbian women into my home. But when it comes to Christians... They have no place in my neighborhood! Get the fuck out! Go worship Jesus somewhere else! This neighborhood welcomes ALL people, and that means no white Christians!