random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

I guess back into the Kanji mines I go, for the eighth time I will try and probably fail to learn japanese.

Wait a second... there are no black pieces on this board?

I will not stand for this depiction of white-on-white chess violence.

Remember, if you believe you're superior to other people you are therefore physically incapable of accepting food from them. Real racists only accept Aryan prepared food.

I walked into a soul food restaurant in my Klan robes and shouted "I HATE NIGGERS SO GODDAMN MUCH" and they sat me down and gave me chicken and waffles.

 

[invisibult plus+]

..that's what a friend is? Gee do you NOT know how friendship works? Go watch My Little Pony G4 , they can teach you.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Trump managed to get world leaders to thank him for only putting the tip in.

 

[JustSomeDong]

The true power of semen retention is being able to tear a plastic bag to more messily pour your cocoa krispies.

 

[CaddestSlown]

My breakfast of radiator cooked street rocks and dead rat was very delicious

squirrel stew is better than what you'd think.

America has literally no natural resources other than niggers, we're doomed.

THE BOOTS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

 

[Fred Jones -Traplord]

All of a sudden? They've always been a nation of barely literate, never sober, rape apes.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

I want to eat fresh cooked banker pork rinds. If God is Good I hope my humble prayer be answered.

Hauptsturmführer Josef Mond strikes again.

 

[Spectate]

Now that I think about it, I had the misfortune of being forced to be around a severely autistic woman in public just a few days ago

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

I saw some slippers from a brand called "Cumswarm" and now I can't NOT think about doing degenerate shit to my girlfriend's shoes.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Your opinion is discarded however I will not call you a nigger out of respect for the Smash 64 community.

We are going to goon our way to death because of feminism.

 

[Harm]

I realized I was a furry when I saw in pictures I made when little, that my imaginary friend was some sort of golden canine-like beast with huge fangs and sharp teeth, bulky like a freight train, and red triangular eyes.

And despite all of that, she was like an astral mother for me, defending me like a pup until she accidentally burned a curtain, and my mother kicked her out.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

Im sure it still smells better than Biden's penis

 

[Random Internet Person]

what a horrifically depressing thread

I broke my asshole for internet points

 

[seri0us]

“To defeat the pedo, we must become the pedo.”

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

That's insulting to demons.

If you're going to baitpost, get better bait.

Come to the thread to hate jeets, learn about Indo-Europeans. Never change, Kiwi Farms.

Go ahead and ping Null, nigger.

My God given duty to increase bigotry, racism and intolerance among my fellow humans has moved a step forward.

Hindoodoo

How many Hustler’s University graduates will be committing suicide? Will it be enough?

Even if this backfires badly it's funny so I support it

Ok ? you are retarded, now what?

You know what? I'll tell you if my life changes. Until then I'm just going to keep laughing at retards.

I have no fucking clue what's going to happen.

I'll tell you all if I get any pussy for my hyperinflation/tariff apocalypse beans

Find a woman who loves you like 2025 leftist loves to suck chink dick.

They generally don't have jobs (except posting on Kiwifarms full-time) so they don't care.

In the movies and stories in general in a showdown one always blinks first or swerves when playing chicken. We don’t have stories about what happens when no one swerves because after that they’re both dead and no story to tell.

You haven't really been trolled until you've been comptrolled.

If Trump was on this website and nobody knew who he was, he’d be Ethan Ralph and we’d call him a gunted fag.

Unfortunately, in the (ever nearing) future, you will not be able to safely leave your elderly mother in the charge of a neuroscience physician without wondering if she might be a racist, woman hating, bestiality drawing BPD latex popufur, such are the times we live in now I guess.

 

[Oliver Onions]

comically stereotypical rich southern (I do declare, not yeehaw) grandmother

 

[Skitarii]

That reply to Faggot (I call Froot Faggot btw)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If you nut on Ranma does he turn back into a guy?

 

[Pedophobe]

Winner gets declared mentally unfit to stand trial.

Knowing this, you turn to hateful, evil sadistic fantasies about another man having a broken penis to comfort you.

Never underestimate an attention seeking retard.

If I'm delusional in thinking that's fucked up, I'll happily be delusional for the rest of my life.

 

[Meiwaku]

"Pippa throws up in a drawer and is missing her two front teeth, I might honestly have a shot."

how do i delete my account

Getting True & Honest costs $20. Getting a Moderator tag costs your immortal soul. Choose wisely.

I'm not gonna lie. For the longest time, I legitimately thought you had a vagina. I had no idea you were a man. Much less a Mormon. Well, those are tissues I'll never get back.

Now that we've established that I am not the bad kind of retard I sure do hope we can move on from the fart-sniffing allegations and get on the path to True Love (tm).

I feel like everyone who wasn't called out by the OP.

Joke's on you, Orange Hitler.
I have no conception of the ramification of your current actions because I'm too stupid to understand economics or world trade and you can't get felted if the felt is invisible to you.

Being turned on by a credit score is pretty fucking Jewish

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