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[Nopenopenope]

A&N Challenge: Read the article [Impossible]

 

[Dr. Butt]

Cletus and Jamal are both as indigenous to America as Chief Drinksalot is.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Some of my fans are total psychos and really hate women.

 

[NoReturn]

Dearest sir, how would such information ever be unshakably know unless one was somehow Groom of the Stool for all men everywhere, for all time front and back?

I'd agree it's likely not a common practice among the layfolk, but I wouldn't be surprised if it occurs, perhaps more commonly among the landed gentry and merchant class. For an example as to why: the old shake and dance/drops end up in your pants limerick comes to mind.

I've always felt that unless I brace myself and rotate my lance with enough force and speed that it would appear I am attempting to fly away into the heavens like some eldritch flesh mockery of Da Vinci's aerial screw , said droplets do indeed end up in my pantaloons, regardless of how I cavorted about beforehand.

If I do attempt to rustle them free with aforementioned vigor, the annoying dew invariably land in uncouth places, be they on the seat of privy or the finely tiled floor, which ladies who have had to clean or share garderobe accommodations have rightfully scoffed at and mocked throughout history.

Nevertheless, the practice doesn't have to be a dainty affair, for I realize not everyone has a eunuch court jester on hand to dab their spear with imported silks. Perhaps the more rugged gentleman could make do with some sort of spoils of battle, like perchance a scrap of turban from some Saracen they defeated in mutual combat, or a strip of well cured boar hide from a memorable hunt!

 

[Markass the Worst]

Luna briefly expressed remorse. This occurred only after it became clear that her Discord messages had been captured by Kiwi Farms agents

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/hector...s-asahi-lina-asahi-linux.169453/post-21334519

 

[Meiwaku]

I died masturbating thinking about Kelly Clarkson.

Unbannd again.

Brittany Venti is going to kill herself, I will make it happen with my mind!!!

If you can't handle me at my View attachment 7192590 then you don't deserve me at my View attachment 7192591

congratulations kiwis you have somehow managed to make mass debates into a horny retirement home

With the amount of wataconography on this site, anti-watermelon laws will sink Null instantly. This site won't last 5 minutes the moment anti-AI fruit laws go into effect. It starts with watermelons, it ends with kiwis.

exactly.

edit: i would marry Aella if asked. i still find her attractive, i would not let her around the kids unsupervised for obvious reasons and yes she would have to have kids.

I started going to this local vietnamese bagel shop.
They sell bagels without holes in the middle.
After awhile it dawned on me that jews invented bagels to sell rolls with less bread.

The Quest Arrow and its consequences have been a disaster for the RPG genre.

Could be worse, your thread could get featured.

It runs fine on a 3050. I don’t monitor FPS because I’ve had sex.

That kind of reminds me of the dream I had about her while I was banned.

Grown men having long-term animosity toward other men for anything other than direct harm done to their family is gay as fuck. Any man I've ever known who holds a grudge has been a huge faggot. You don't have to be best buds with someone who did you wrong, but you do have to stop fucking talking about them.

I am literally brain damaged and managed to avoid a triangle, idk wtf his excuse is.

Rapefugee crisis was more fun than having its corpse raised by a cabal of negromancers.

I CAN TAKE ON 100 OF YOU BITCHES AT ONCE BECAUSE I AM STRONF AMAZINF BEAUTIFUL AND THE ESSENSE OF LITERAL PERFECTION

@Trombonista IM GONNA BEAT YOU WITJ A METAL BAT

Do you really think that these users will forget this? That they don't hold some resentment for what was done to them? None of the people you ban will ever quite see you the same again. They will never see the farms the same way again.

TROMBONISTA CANT DO SHIT TO ME

Looking for someone tolerant of social ineptitude.

You are all Nietzsche's last men. Atomized, apathetic, seeking to avoid any difficulties and hardships by taking the path that is easiest today, never thinking of tomorrow.

You're seething at Donald Trump in the Canadian Election thread. You're about as Canadian as it gets.

If you are a male and use a teenaged or younger female anime avatar you are to proceed to the nearest medical facility for euthanasia.

Thank you for your cooperation.

The best is when some rando sees “big tittied” “dainty princess” and wanders in just to get into a slap fight with the thread regulars.

And stop the jew sperging. That isn't a good topic over dinner

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I. am. NOT. BOLIVIAN. Do NOT. Accuse me. of being such a DEPLORABLE thing. I am NOT BOLIVIAN.

 

[Programmer Socks]

God, I hate niggers. I'm tired of having to exist alongside these savage apes and pretend they're anything but sub-human.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

i deleted 2 pages of dumb faggots yelling at each other.

 

[Law]

He has drunkolepsy. He has impotence from booze swilling.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

"WHO LET THE NIGGER OUT THEN IF IT'S NOT JEWS"
"the prison did i assume"

 

[CaddestSlown]

You’re Jewish. I’m sorry I don’t have the nostril ability such as yourself to guide myself towards money as if I were dowsing for water.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Now wait a minute toji, toji noooooo

 

[Speedrunner]

I've already seen at least three different images floating around of her with a hyper futa cock

 

[Metamorpho]

I guess you could say... The magic didn't last

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Minime, hae iterum tantum tuae delusiones sunt. Fruere carcere, insidiator.

 

[Rotollo 2]

No have about this gay fact, this post is Sam Hyde adjacent and I will no longer tolerate it. Go ahead call me a cuck, I will 0-2-0 your ass.

 

[Tablet County]

I left my edgy atheist teen days long behind me and I'm generally cool with all religions, but Scientology deserves nothing but mockery.
It ruined a great Skateboarding channel on Youtube.

Fool, I remember links to various Rick Rolls off the top of my head!

 

[Rotollo 2]

Kiwi Farms is no longer neutral.
THE FARMS NOW STAND SHOULDER-TO-SHOULDER WITH ISRAEL.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

She's about 5'4" and looks like someone scaled her down in photoshop

. It was like you pulled a bunch of other asses on top of each other

I only play classic warhammer where niggers are never depicted or mentioned ever. Niggers just don't exist in warhammer they were exterminated by the nightlords in the great crusade. the only niggers that exist in 40k are the salamanders and they are medically black so not really niggers

But no, black women have a need to be right that is as unassailable as an event horizon

If the ACLU somehow get's their way and takes that joy in my life I will declare Jihad on them, do everything legally possible to keep my "dumb nigger VS drive thru" videos coming every month

Electrons are absolute bullshit particles and I hate them after what they put me through

Also, molecular orbitals never attempted to decapitate anyone by twisting their head off at the neck with their bare hands