random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Blasterisk]

Knowing russ he was probably in the mother's room in the walmart, lactating his plights into the phone.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

This is true. This is certainly not true just because the above is also true. It is not too difficult a thing to know not to fuck your mom at 15 years old. It's very weird how we arbitrarily decide what things teens are culpable of.

It's almost as if there's a correlation between sucking your cousin's dick and idolizing Hitler

Lost me at all the Nick Fuentes dick sucking.

 

[insensitive]

Quit drinking the boomer koolaid, the fewer people in a family paying mortgage to jews the easier it is to build wealth that transcends your own lifetime

 

[Slideshow Bill]

"I don't actually want my dick and balls removed, really, I just need a dad who loves me"

I verified your information with trusted and prestigious sources, and your racism is tuned and accurate. Congratulations.

>mfw I realize a terror attack happened in india on 7/11

I don't believe we asked for your opinion, Sand Canadian.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

One day ago I was swept up for shitting up the thread. Oh how awesome being the main character feels.

 

[CallmeCicada]

i also feel very conflicted as a cunny appreciator

I'd rather be a nigger than a pedophile.

You're a kike faggot and enjoy your time in Israel while it lasts.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Your loyalties shift like a woman driving a 5 speed.

 

[CallmeCicada]

please stop conflating loli and cunny.

This whole loli debate it 100% fake

 

[Tablet County]

If a lone Kiwi can encourage a grown ass man to get pussy, something is wrong with the world.

please stop conflating loli and cunny.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Everyone in the porn compound was concerned

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Raping a cat accusations:

"Tranny chaser!!!" Accusation:

Easily disprovable. It would have been an heterosexual relationship nonetheless, if she was trans back then. But no, she wasn't. And I had dumped her in 2010.

Here are the facts.

The porn drawing was made in 2018.

The show ended its last season in November 22, 2014. You bunch of retards!

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Shit, the Courage the Cowardly Dog x Loona ship is better than whatever Viv makes.

 

[RACISM]

I pray that when the race war starts I get to meet you on the battlefield and end your unholy existence myself

 

[JustSomeDong]

I smash box. Didn't read the rest of that.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I was using a literary device known as "sarcasm"

Not that futa isn't gay but they are actual women with dicks rather than mutilated men. You're only validating trannies by saying it's the same.

Yes they're fictional women drawn with a penis

 

[JustSomeDong]

When the libraries have all been demolished because they eventually became useless after being filled with propaganda about the remarkable scientific achievements of black people and women, Kiwifarms will prove a critical primary source about how things really were in the early 21st Century.

 

[The Noise]

we are the nigger stormtrooper.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Oh what the buttery crumpet fuck is even going on anymore?!

Now he's fearmongering about Earth turning into a Roland Emmerich movie. I hope it will come complete with the cringe humor.

I called my Senator, to endorse full nuclear release in the ME

This is a gangbang. This person is talking about a gangbang.

These retards really do deserve each other.

To believe otherwise would mean she'd have to accept that Patrick is genuinely fucking insane on a level she can't even comprehend. She's basically the hapless scholar in a Lovecraft story, struggling to make sense of some eldritch truth.

She's the nig to his nog.

Jesus christ nigga you rode dick for a living.

Fuck crabs, they’re even lower than basketball enjoyers.

Pattern-seeking brain trying desperately to prove that onlyfans thots wear leopard print because of a grand Masonic conspiracy

Ahhh, the “crying game” gambit. How trés 1990s.

That makes him, what, 50% as accurate as a broken clock?

Im gonna be honest here, this just might be the finest moment for nigger schizophrenia since the release of Buck Breaking back in 2021

I'll show this to my cook friend and give him a stroke.

 

[often puzzled]

All that testosterone and bdsm can make a weird girl go homicidal I guess.

 

[not william stenchever]

Will Melton have the privilege of using it to store and cool the holy relic of Aaron's GOO?