random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Those whom God wishes to destroy, He first sets against the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Pancake titties would not be gross if you put syrup on them.

You necro'd a four year old thread to ask for videos of a creepy old journo cranking his dick?

Now, back to your normally non-intoxicated banter.

I am shocked and deeply offended they would accuse us collectively of racism. There's nothing I hate more than racism, except of course niggers.

Poles shifting must be the civil wars of Earth physics.

I've always struggled with staring. It is a lifelong problem, and circumstances were such that I could not conquer my old demon on this particular day.

It used to be "birds and the bees", but now it's "birds and the bees, bees and the bees, bird and the birds, the bees that used to be birds, the birds that used to be bees, the birds that look like bees, and the bees that look like birds but they got a fucking stinger."

 

[Clotso Coof]

This nigger smashed her keyboard and accidently hit CTRL+U, now she thinks she's in the fucking matrix.

 

[Rotollo 2]

kiwifarmers are natural dick riders, if they see a cock they will ride it, and get into fights about how the cock they are riding is the best cock ever

 

[Cemetery Support]

Reddit -- Archive

Why the fuck does my genitals look so weird?

 

[Aunt Carol]

As we all know, Africa is a single country inhabited by those handsome chocolate men. and anything east of the Himalayas is a nebulous Orient.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

*enters thread*
"Oh cool, the page number jumped by 15. something interesting must've happened tod...."
its all porn sperging
*leaves thread*

 

[️ronic]

 

[Rotollo 2]

Ironically, masturbation is frowned upon, but not mental masturbation, like having someone echo opinions you already agree with back at you. Thats based, really chud stuff!

 

[Hamstirer]

If an old fat man wants you to show you his snow measuring stick, shout "NO!" and find an adult you trust for help.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why the goddamn wheelchair? You got ectopic endometrium under your feet? Wild if true.

she's turning her powerchair into the tilt-a-whirl while spraying diarrhea onto a they/them adjunct and a crowd of horrified undergrads

I just entered the thread to call you a nigger.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Vote me for Congress, I'll get your hand off your dick quick!

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Seriously though, why would someone try and use all sources of information at their disposal to have a more developed view of something before making a snap opinion on something they only have their gut to inform them on, that's just plain silly

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I am shocked and deeply offended they would accuse us collectively of racism. There's nothing I hate more than racism, except of course niggers.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Also, why the hell are you here sucking nigger cock? Didn't God tell Joseph Smith that niggers are cursed? Oh, right. God changed His mind after the civil rights movement, and now you believe in sucking niggercock. Fuck off with your gay shit.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I don't recall Odysseus coming across the island of the terminal cancer-aids patients.

 

[often puzzled]

Anyways. I don't think pussies lose weight the same way.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Now lets talk about the pharmacology I use to have an optimal erection

Source

 

[Toothp!ck]

Stop trying to make Hitler looks like a coal burner, thanks in advance!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

FLAT CHEST DOES NOT MEAN A GODDAMNED CHILD! she's a CENTAUR they usually run thousands of years old.

I DON't DRAW CHILDREN. Sailor Moon is SIXTEEN WHICH IS LEGAL IN JAPAN.