random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[demicolon]

Sometimes you gotta call a Queen of Spades a Queen of Spades.

 

[stupid frog]

They don't play games because they like to play games, they play games to tell you what type of gay they are. They don't play warhammer because they like rng and painting, they play warhammer to tell you they're transitioning.

 

[A Real Munson]

You can still fuck, marry, and kill your roommates.

 

[neger psykolog]

There is no fucking way in hell that the video game website infested with trannies is called The Cutting Room. Who is writing this? Rowling?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

THEY WOULD MOLEST A DOWN SYNDROME CHILD.

They need to hurry this shit up, I have to take a Summer Games Fest.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I was practically raised by ED and as you can see I turned out okay. I pretend to be an anime milf from the 90s online, like any well adjusted adult.

 

[Mound Dweller]

'You don't remember Josh Moon, nobody knows him.
In the year two thousand and thirteen, a brave vision was born;
For brave Josh Moon would go on to create the Kiwi Farms
Making us a whole website, and today - look at us!

We are still here,
We are still here,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything.
We are still here.

We are still here,
We are still here,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything.
We are still here.

Let the rage blow from the haters
Let Keffals roar like the sea,
Let the copes, seethes and dilating
Be hilarious to watch for sure
Let the tears of the retarded flow,
and the Niggers lick the floor.
Despite the madness around us,
We are ready for the shit they send our way!

We remember that Josh Moon the Emperor
Left the site in one whole piece.
and we shall shout before oppressors,
"We'll be here until Judgement Day!"
Despite every Lolcow screaming
Despite Liz Fong-Jones and his crew
We'll be here until the end of time
and the Kiwi Farms will be alive!'

 

[Xarpho's Return]

SimCity and its sequels have been a disaster for the urban planning.

"Check out this ripoff channel with a gay computer voice!"
"Uh actually that's me"

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Please continue to report to me any and all information regarding the minutia of mentally ill teenagers slandering each other on obscure message boards

Source

 

[Toy Soldier]

@xXWild_DripXx

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

You watched Sesame Street as a child, and now you're a faggot.

 

[GunCar Gary]

And as for all other pleasures such as lustful touch, embracing, and thighing (ﺍﻟﺘﻔﺨﻴﺬ), there is no problem in it even with a suckling infant.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Life's unfair, I tell you, simply unfair!

But boy... is it entertaining!

I find most advertisements highly annoying... "premium" and "best experience" might as well just be synonymous with "you don't fucking need it" for me...

Shit... I did grew up poor, didn't I?

Anyway, I'm slightly melanated so you don't get to talk to me like that.

They should be put in a cell indefinitely and not released until they can get along and sing kumbayah together.

Never heard of him but I can't think anything remotely positive about someone who names their kid Jupiter.

Anyway, I'm slightly melanated so you don't get to talk to me like that.

How melanated are we talking? I need to know so I know how to feel about your posts.

Why does she want a hyena clit condom? Wait. Don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.

I like how this man is what keeps me on farms. He brought me here, and I stayed. Best part is, he is just a rando living in USA. By all natural laws I should have no fucking idea who he is. But yet here we are. From across the ocean, eight timezones behind, on break at work that I can maintain because I dont sue hookers, I get to read what new lunacy Greee has brought us.

This is easily the most repulsive thing I've seen this year, and that's considering the fact that I stopped the video when it got to the toothbrush.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Now this is some post-modern lefty gobbledegook I can get behind!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I used to be toxic when playing team games but only because I liked to bully & harass others. I’ve since grown up and post on kiwifarms instead.

 

[monstrous bubo]

The raped, I'm not sure, he reminds me of semi dried playdoh so I don't know.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Scoring rock, or scoring cock.

 

[Speedrunner]

Are you fucking Indian?

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Yeah I've been watching gore videos my whole life

I'm also a life-long gore-enjoyer

 

[CaddestSlown]

That baby is a little retarded bitch. Can't handle tear gas? Go back to pre-school for gays, nigga. A real baby would smoke that shit up like he was hotboxing a car. I hope this baby gets bullied for being such a stupid little pussy.