random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CallmeCicada]

Half of the dark-skinned gentlemen that possess poor English skills and having a liking for Friday Night Funkin are apart of Joshua Conner Moon's Internet Communicative Server featuring the Vaginal Discharge of Anger and thus their reputation is safe from any whistle blower that seeks to mischievously fabricate the Vaginal Discharge of Anger Incident.

 

[Crex Crex]

The extended essay about how to fight a chimp was extremely necessary and relevant to this thread on fucked up animal breeding, very cool.

She fucked the foxes. Her cuck husband filmed it locking it in.

I don't know if it's tranny-related, it seems like some people are predespositioned to being harcore sodomites, regadless of environment.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

You'd have to pry me off her with a crowbar.

I would drink her piss out of another man's balls.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Never has there been a creature more free of fear from obvious consequences than the cat.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

you are a sick fuck jason hall, you dont deserve to share the name with the REAL Jason Hall, a REAL videogame developer who has never, to my knowledge, programmed a videogame about dog rape

 

[Speedrunner]

Just please don't fuck that poor kitty just pet the kitty enjoy the kitty purrs do not sexually abuse the kitty you evil fucking furfag.

 

[cherrysour]

My neighbor in Christ, you just paid a Thai man 10,000 bucks to staple your nuts in one direction and your dick in the other direction.

Happy 10,000, and may God have mercy on our souls.

 

[Meat Target]

Everything in about 1990s is somehow more brilliant than the we get now. Now it's just vampire/werewolf/magician raping people.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Yeah, I could see somebody with the name "Patches Magickbeans" having a lot of drugs in their possession.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I'm actually female. If I was male I'd be doing ultra faggot things instead of visiting this site day in day out

 

[Gentlebastard]

Never underestimate the collective capacity for pointless trivia among the autists.

I'm yet to regret having judged a book by its nipples.

He'll be reincarnated as a single Clostridium botulinum.

Clearly we need to build a trap with venomous snakes and spikes in a hole with a flimsy platform atop and then put a sign that says "DO NOT STAND ON PLATFORM" and the problem will solve itself.

How could you deny that little face the right to shoot up his classmates?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I tried to join a book club. All of them were either gay, communist, or gay communists.

 

[Rick The Stick]

My wife died of cancer, she loved listening to Daron Malakian saying Allahu Akbar 24/7! Thank you SOAD very cool!

 

[Haffhart]

Speak of the devil, would you look at that? It's a bunch of mid atlantic and new england states that are running out of housing.

That'll really fix up housing prices and shoo the dying leeches back to New Jersey where they belong.

 

[Sneedenhagen Chew]

I'm not joking — I fully believe there are Mossad agents employed to be on Kiwi Farms in an effort to sway public opinion in favor of the Jews. I am suspicious of anyone defending H3, and I'm sure at least 70% of them are covert Mossad agents with multiple tabs open ready to give me trash and hat reacts.

 

[Harm]

LITERALLY NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE A LIBERTARIAN NOT EVEN YOUR ASIAN MAIL-ORDER BRIDE GIVES A FUCK

 

[Meat Target]

Theres not enough squidfuckers to balance them out

 

[Rick The Stick]

Ngl back when I was a teenager, I used to listen to a sublliminal that'd supposdly make me shorter.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Shrek taught me that race-mixing only produces affronts to God.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I married a british genchatter