random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[PhoBingas]

“Come play our game! You’ll get a complete lack of heteronormativity! Genderqueer character design! Uwu softboi aesthetics!.. AND A WHOLE HEAP’A FISH-RAPIN’!”

 

[Brain Power]

If you're not bonding with someone over tranny nudes, are you even friends?

 

[CaddestSlown]

Like holy shit, just go fuck a homeless man and get it over with

You are the gayest person to ever live

 

[The Ugly One]

Bras, ladies. Read all about ‘em.

 

[TismFarmer]

so here she is, accreting more degenerates like a lard-based neutron star.

 

[Hamstirer]

Behind every username is a person. A person who may even find your retarded words funny. A person whose day you make when you post something or who has a quote of yours rent-free in their head. Everyone we interact with shapes us in some way. I'm glad @Cats was one of ours.

Reading through the cats thread and this one made me smile.

 

[invisibult plus+]

I can lie to you folks about what I secretly wish would happen, but I can't deceive my own Karma and it frightens me.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The self in the twentieth century is a voracious nought which expands like the feeding vacuole of an amoeba seeking to nourish and inform its own nothingness by ingesting new objects in the world but, like a vacuole, only succeeds in emptying them out.

Why do gay waterwalking tango dancing vampires exist?

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

Aaron Imholte has filed a restraining order against Aaron Imholte:

 

[Cnidarian]

We're talking politics here, not history or historiography of gay fucking sex.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Haven't seen any legit fans of ferret legging. Yet.

It’s in the fucking Texas statutes, retard.

While I admire your hatred for this piece of shit and his family that's just not how this shit works.

learn over time that an arm flesh roll is somehow a penis

Well, yes, but we can't break our own rules because someone else is a nigger, or we would be niggers, nigger.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

It seems like we have seasons for different kinds of sperg users.

 

[Big Nasty]

arguing with a chatbot trained on your own internet posts for a solid half an hour over if freddy freaker was a sex hotline ad or not

 

[CallmeCicada]

psychopath isnt even a diagnosis

 

[Dr. Butt]

This is The Salon, faggot.

 

[Gentlebastard]

He thinks he's a sage and has important things to say. Just more evidence of his cognitive decline.

Whenever he fatly broaches sexual subjects, I'm reminded that, before the pests found him, he would often post bizarre rape fantasies aimed at his adversaries on Twitter, sometimes inexplicably (?) invoking his mother.

All of my remarks about non consensually fucking your ass have gained sentience as some demonic rape-tulpa and are now honing in on your location through the internet like a guided missile made of pale white penis

So what I'm saying is: don't get your panties in a knot.

He has admitted to herpes, but I'm wondering sometimes if he's got a softening brain from tertiary syphilis.

This is a forum that has several people who can tell you exactly what Chris Chan or Ethan Ralph did exactly 4 years 3 months and 23 days ago.

It should be illegal to be this utterly useless of a human being.

she was elongating her clit (and sent me a link to a clit elongation subreddit) so that she could hump her furniture better, and she was sexually obsessed with serial killers, fictional murderers, and mythical monsters like the minotaur or "pyramid head"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

also the only reason amy didn't rape sonic is that he was too fast for her

What would you do if you were plunging your toilet and slipped on a stray puddle of diarrhea that splashed out and landed on the toilet plunger so that it went straight up your ass and it literally felt better than anything you've ever felt in your life?

If you're going to post images here, they better be of anime boys.

 

[888Flux]

"Gaze long into the Abyss, and the Abyss will gaze back into you. And then it will steal your sneakers, because the Abyss is black."

 

[MongInTheMirror]

"The divinity of the female lady princess nymph shined through her feminine lady dress as her estrogen curtsied demurely."


"Dude, have you and another straight bro ever been chilling at the truckstop gloryhole, discussing how totally not gay it is to chase crossdressers?"

Mermaid dress
Oh dear I wanted that!
I was five and my fate was sealed.

Goodbye dick
Mommy made me a cake
I couldn't tell who was happier.

Scalpels sing
Bowers argues with Ting.
I laid helpless as a battle ground of egos.

Blisters burst
Piss every which way squirt
Still I believe in femine fairy magic.

You could emigrate to some shithole part of Mexico and live like a bum Ethan Ralph style. That'll get you a while in a broken down crack shack filled with piss bottles and you can sell bathtub troonshine online for torta and Modelo money and all the drugstore xanniberries you can gobble.

The cromagnon forehead and orangutan hands really brings it all together. He looks like he escaped from a lab in which they tried to transplant a macrocephalic skull onto a bloated body they found under an overpass

 

[Aunt Carol]

You may notice she just looks like a horrible cgi abomination person here and not a cool spider robot.