random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hamstirer]

At least the British are acknowledging that importing violent brown animals to prey on their people and replace them might be a bad idea.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Dragon ball's pretty cool.

 

[umseriously]

Yeah because it's based

I'm an early Zoomer married to a millennial Asian girl. Our favorite role play is that I'm underage and she's an older babysitter who groomed me and started molesting me when my parents aren't home. She teaches me how to jerk off by grabbing my penis and shows me how to deal with those "funny feelings" in my pants. Then we fuck and we pretend my parents are downstairs and she threatens to start moaning loudly if I don't pound her fast enough. She says at some point she might want to try getting a strap on so she can pretend I'm getting raped by a guy. I literally cum buckets every time.

 

[Spectate]

I have an entire psych profile already mapped out in my head, regarding your people.

In conclusion, dumbshit: I DIDN'T FUCKING SEE THE SMELLED WORD.

There we go. How else can I get it through your thick skull without e-shouting?

3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Why am I mentioning rape?

Easy.

Did the veterinarian suggest you stop raping cats to death too?

Here I have a question for you.

Why are you a nigger?

MK Ultra

There we go.

Get fucked.

I'M OFFICIALLY DECLARING THIS SHITPOST SUNDAY! SEE IF YOU CAN OBTAIN THE COVETED "QUALITY QUAD-POST" BEFORE THE SPIC NIGGER BREAKS YOUR CHAIN!

For me, keep doing it. I can't wait for your death.

 

[Aunt Carol]

After the first 3 pickles the homosexual tendencies in his brain took over for a moment causing him to reflexively deep throat it.

Man, throat goat Scalfani out here, making every hooker for a 10-mile radius jealous that they haven't had several life-threatening strokes.

I view him as kind of a Dr. Rand Paul of YouTube videos, where he's objectively on the "right side of history," but I would absolutely understand it if he got beaten into the dirt by his neighbor one day because he's such an insufferable douchebag.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Before I bothered to educate myself on ADA regulation, I had to witness a “service parrot” emerge from some dude’s long, greasy, matted hair to promptly consume the piece of garlic cheese he offered it.

I also dont think its illegal for non brits to call their police and talk about their feet.

Swedish Church is so cringe no Black Metal band would be caught setting them on fire.

sleeper agent activation phrase

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

If I ever go to doucheland and find one of these cuckenstein pissmachinëns I'm literally gonna stand on top of the toiled and piss EVERYWHERE, the walls, the floor, the fucking tp roll, all over except the toilet, I will make sure not even one drop gets into the bowl.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Am a super hacker i hide my identity using dangerous right wing hacker tools like tor and kali linux (dangerous russian weapons).

It was mostly out of principle from Microsoft telling me what to do, but thank you- uh.. Mr. AnalRapist.

I have a niggle (that's a British word for mild annoyance).

I have a niggle (It's an American word for a black person with dwarfism).

as an active KF user, I cannot speak of morality,

 

[volatile puar]

I would also like to second, third, & fourth the responses of the right
honorable gentlemen of this esteemed forum.

They are just words. I've been called cracker retard honky ugly
nerd-ass homo faggot motherfucker among other things. Didn't have to go
to the emergency room. Somehow made it to adulthood and old age.
Perhaps it even built a little character?

So I propose a different guideline: slurs for everyone and everything.
Proper names and honorifics, forbidden.

Sincerely,

cracker nerd-ass faggot

 

[Gentlebastard]

Advertisers tongue my anus; you are not entitled to my attention or my time. If there was a button labeled "press here to kill every advertiser on earth" I'd press it twice.

They aren't even defending the things they're trying to defending anymore, they're just bitching about other people not liking it and/or calling the critics racist poo-poo heads then calling it a day.

It's like watching a toddler try to argue with their imaginary friend.

Commies are the only ones who have recently been stupid, cruel, and optimistic enough to try mass cultural annihilation, and they didn't manage to produce true tabula rasa societies.

Of course the greatest Yellow Ranger of them all has to be the only one without nudes.

I hate you I hate when you liars show up to claim I weigh 800 pounds when I only weigh 700 pounds. Why you gotta lie nigga?

This better not turn into another 15 pages of arguing about potato varieties. Not in my wholesome Niggers eating cornstarch thread. Not again.

there are people that don't hate hippies?

I can't get over how the fat is absorbing his ears.

His theories are so fucking stupid because he is a man who completely rejects dialogue. The first thing that comes into his fat head is correct, there is no inner voice that asks "wait is this dumb?", and any external voice that asks that is going to prison.

Looks like a still from one of those "REPTILIAN TRANSFORMATION CAUGHT LIVE ON AIR" schizo videos

After everything I have said and laughed about on this thread this was the fucking red line for my subconscious?!

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's like if the Ed Edd n Eddy intro was done by a molested circus clown

This is especially funny because she's in Germany, where a majority of men pee sitting down.

Angela Merkel toilet robot ghosts that scream

 

[Seafarer]

Whenever I hear about a vtuber "graduating", I imagine them being dragged behind a barn and shot by their owner.

 

[Laburnum]

I've got your six.
And I'm really fucking cranky.

Children of the Divide

 

[Aunt Carol]

All I can say is if I were born without a chin, I would simply accept my genetic inferiority rather than taking it out on the opposite sex.

If I can't have my racist posts without misogyny then I don't get my racist posts.

The cats are fine, the little shits.

THE WIND KNOCKED OVER MY BASIL PLANT! AGAIN!

 

[indomitable snowman]

Only reason I would want WW3 is to see all the fucked up shit a bunch terminally online, brainrotted youths would draw on their bombers.
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You have no right to call people retards when you are the ultimate midwit.

Reddit should be shut down, it's an imminent threat to human life.

Neo-Ultra-Far-Alt-Sneedism (Formerly Post-Anarcho-Chuckism)

All I’m saying is that if I get hit on the head and go on a schizophrenic rampage I will make one hundred percent sure everyone knows it’s not political or anything, it was in fact the aliens telling me to do it through my microwave oven.
Just so there’s no confusion.

How did Bees learn to use the computer?

ugh I get all hopeful when I see this cunts thread under 'new posts' but alas its still stealing oxygen

My family crest is "You Don't Need my Data" - in Latin.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

He was an aspiring 55-year-old rapper who went by the name Honky Kong.

 

[Spectate]

Ganondorf is very hot.

 

[Big Nasty]

He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!

wow he's a drug addict as well as an insufferable asshole.

Go now! Anus Shredder bot 9000! Go rape to the extreme!

Not attaching a link because it's just naked fat women and none of you should see that garbage.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

Decapitate all gooners and weebs.