random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Positron]

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The biggest issue with Indians is that they're Indians.

(I really fucking wish we had an Indian Content sticker)

 

[Speedrunner]

No I'm being serious tho if h

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[Yamaha YM2612]

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When I'm on mobile sometimes the text box generates random letters, I have no idea why

 

[Lords Greatsword]

There is something wrong with my brain - I have autism.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Smell ya later vaginator.

And the poop knife.

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

First of all, I am not defending the piss towel, I am saying that I understand why he chose a piss soaked towel over someone who treated him the way you treated him.

 

[Oliver Onions]

So this is what she's been doing instead of setting up chairs for their podcast.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

"Why not marry Pokémon Legends?"

Because Pokémon Legends can't be TIED DOWN like that YOU FOOL! She must be a free, wild animal who fucks you like it's your last day on earth. She comes when she pleases and cums where she pleases. You CANNOT tame her.

Spoiler: source

Pokemon.

 

[Spectate]

I opened this thread, didn't click anything, but some Nasheed sandshit started playing. 10/10 thread

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

but this moid LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME

 

[kazuhiro]

It does help a tiny bit to know that cis women often struggle with this too.

But like, my vulva wasn't given to me by fate or genetics, it was given to me by a surgeon who didn't seem to know what she was doing.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Look at that fuckin dangler.
Went from gobbling food to just gobbling

Indians hate cleaning products with a passion.

Speak for yourself. My mom doesn't have a penis.

Hunger Games and its consequences have been disastrous for the dystopia genre.

 

[Meat Target]

Vote for me for god-fuhrer of America and I will personally run over every homeless nigger with a monster truck.

 

[Gentlebastard]

If you have a problem call me a nigger like a real internet tough guy instead of being an internet pansy about it, is all.

If anything, his foreign bride is proof that he's a white supremacist.

Is this what boomers feel like whenever they fall for AI slop?

How the fuck do people think that a bird headbutting through a windshield is real

To be fair, we've had 10,000 years of "seeing is believing", and no more than 5 years of somewhat convincing AI videos.

In my weaker moments I almost get mad at the universe for this.

 

[NoReturn]

Retarded ugly women and witch LARPing, name a more iconic duo.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME

 

[Dr. Butt]

God would have put them out of their misery already if they weren't terrible people.

 

[Cryogonal2]

 

[redlenses2112]

I tried to search for posts that alert to search being broken, but search is broken so in case it hasn't been said before: search is broken.

Its pretty much a Discord server built into Kiwi Farms, with only the biggest retards on the entire site using it.

I would rather use real Discord then a clone of Discord full of the absolute worst of a site full of autistic retards.

Null outright said it's aimed at Discord crowd. Instead of people acting like faggots on Discord, they can act like faggots on KF. It mitigates shitposting while keeping the traffic.

Iirc Jersh also claimed it also lowered the chances of gayops by making it harder for offsite cliques to form, and thus cause a sped civil war.

DM gooner chains already create enough gayops.

>Calls out one person
>Suddenly the entire Crabshack is summoned from their DM goon caves
Every time.

EMERGENCY MEETING
Theres a crew member In this space ship Whos a little bit SUS

@Turkey Beef claims @(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥ has ｖｅｎｔｅd ​

Cancer claims he has confirmed with the ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ That he is not @pebles

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