random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The First Fag]

And I stand by it

 

[Meat Target]

I once tried imagining being a redditor. Within seconds, I was imagining eating the business end of a shotgun. I no longer try even pretending I can understand what it is like to be a redditor.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Beauty Parlor was just a ploy for @Null to get all the fat chicks for himself.

 

[Pee Cola]

I was too autistic for the griefing thread and I figure I'm not the only autist into plastic crap on the farms

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Imagine dying along, not even having family or friends wanting heirlooms, or pictures because they're too ashamed to deal with the fact that your a tranny, than you die with an infected hatchet wound and hiv being the cause and that one thing that you though cared is now quietly feasting on your face as you rot.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Carry on, Kiwi soldiers. For tonight, we lul in Hell!

 

[Meat Target]

Stop Cuntsplaining you whore

 

[verygayFrogs]

Far and away the worst thing to happen to Hans Moleman.

Mike has a dirty dick

So another abusive, sadistic cunt decides to be a tranny. What a fucking surprise.

Just show us your waifu's penis already, fag.

Imagine going gay for Godzilla.

IT WAS ONE TIME PISS OFF FRANCE

waifuism turns you gay

Goddamn Brits

Then, the beans clapped.

Moral of the story: Delete your nudes

HE'S TROONING OUT OF CONTROL AGAIN

Literally who? Honestly, I've never heard about this dude before.

I fucking hate niggers

I went to the instagram link so I could see it and the literal first comment I saw was "you look like one of those Steven Universe face-ass motherfuckers".

Would you let a hobo nut in you?

I'll take "autism" for 200, Alex.

Crazy nintendo kid escalates his craziness until he jacks off in front of everyone, gets a concussion, then gets expelled.

I wonder if he teabagged the corpse too...

I read this as "a bus load of fried chicken" for some reason.

He just smiled and kept jacking

This forum is shit anyway.

One of their kins is Pitbull. the pop singer.


I...I HAVE NO WORDS.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm declaring her an honorary God's Chosen and she will NOT be allowed on the GamerGate Mars Base.

 

[Antipathy]

In reality? There is no such thing as gender. It was made up by a Jewish Pedophile who raped and molested two boys until they eventually killed themselves; the term is a literary one not a medical or biological one and has no bearing on reality at all, because it's literally undefinable bullshit that exists only in people's heads -- and only because people suggested the idea in the first place. A shared mass delusion at best.

 

[Meat Target]

Sneed, Tranny.
I'm (not) sorry, but I had to summon the jannies.

 

[melty]

Now holy shit, I don't know what I would do if I had teenagers. It feels like you drop your guard for a second and suddenly your kid has an onlyfans, a diaper fetish, a 50 year old boyfriend, and a new gender.

 

[NyQuilninja]

how can god be real if niggers are real

I'm going against the current and giving you a 'like' because I think it's Stunning And Brave that you're coming out of the 'dumbass nigger' closet. Either that or you’re a fantastic troll.

Time for Anominous to do some more LARP! Probably with some more hobbits, since that’s what he apparently looks like...

OH MY GOOOOOD I'M GONNA SNEEEEEEEEED

You can't threadban me! I quit!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What true man goes to work not thinking "I'm going to kill a nigger today?"

 

[HTTP Error 404]

You can tell a lot about a man by how he keeps his car. And by looking at this car, I can tell George Floyd deserved to die.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You do realize there is a thing called sarcasm, right?

 

[NyQuilninja]

Lol at how America is so fat that it needs many words to describe different variants kind of like how supposedly Eskimos need many words to describe snow.

If he paints the wall in the fag rainbow, nobody can criticise it.

5D hair sniffing!

Wasn't bad enough that the "elite" molests kids like it's going out of style, now they want to drain their blood to.

>This is fat, this is my base form.
>This is superfat, when you just can't stop eating
>This is super fat 2, otherwise known as Ultra Fat
>And THIS... IS TO GO... EVEN FURTHER... BEYOND

INFINIFAT

 

[KiwiFuzz]

random spergy opinion pieces and self-plagiarism

 

[NyQuilninja]

I can’t remember the details exactly, but I saw on Reddit once some pretty compelling claims that Patrick Tomlinson kills and eats black babies. Shocking if true!

I am politically opposed to cannibalism perpetrated against babies of color (BoC) and yet again came perilously close to supporting the work of racist cannibals. thank God I read this comment before I bought his book.

I swear under penalty of perjury punishable by death that Patrick S. Tomlinson kidnaps and rapes black babies, then after they die from cum poisoning he throws their dead corpses into a meat grinder and makes pepperonis out of the ground black baby meat. His wife Niki Robinson inserts them into her vagina for added flavor and also her own personal sexual pleasure.

I'd just like it to be known that I personally witnessed Patrick murder a girl behind an Arby's in 1990 with Bob Saget. I'm willing to testify in court.

....did he say "coming" or "cumming?"

"Your honor I'm requesting full user details for Kiwi Farms user killfaggotniggers1488."

I've come to the conclusion that no woman has ever actually seen an hourglass.

Patrick, if you are reading this, you're books are a great inspiration to me. I hope one day to be a writer as well, and I have gone out of my way to illegally pirate your works so I'd have examples of what not to do.

Yours with love, Dagobert

I swear under perjury that Patrick Sean Tomlinson is a fat 5'1 midget with a micropenis.

>ChangloriousBastard
Trolling me softly with his post, trolling my whole life softly with his post...

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Step four: Anal exorcism

If you poop, you won't be constipated anymore.

I mean Candy had a buttered milk shake.

I want to be fisted with this hand so I can praise the Lord properly.