random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Penis Drager]

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Then why the fuck would your period stop because she got the shot you retard

I can't even think you're trolling us because it'd be too dumb even for that

This made me laugh way harder than it should’ve.

 

[Monolith]

Chris-chan fucking his mom is this generation’s 9/11.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I never particularly cared much for Bob or Barb but imagine Chris being your only lasting legacy and it ends up raping you/your wife, ending up as global dark humour all because eugenics are frowned upon.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

@Dude Vaccines moment.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

“Black girl magic” is what I called it when my bank sent an updated credit card to my old address with no notification and I only became aware of it when several charges at liquor stores and literal hair weave beauty shops showed up on my transactions.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I should get a pass to destroy public property until they give me my pussy

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/sc...-ripley-blfc-ripleystorm-twitter-png.2388980/

I’m just so overwhelmed. I fell in love with this dog online then when I saw it in person I was totally turned off.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Belly buttons aren't on the legs dumbass

What, you don't have Arthur porn? Not even of Sue Ellen? The ass was fat, bro.

Even if Bob's looking down from Heaven, he's still in Hell. Holy shit.

This didn't just happen in America, this happened to America. This man literally killed America

Not without physical evidence. If they didn't scrape some cum out of her snatch this afternoon he's not going away.

chris is not a reliable source on anything

i don't think people come to kiwi farms to be comfortable, much less in a thread about an autistic 40 year old manchild taking his own 80 year old decrepit mother to pound town

Chris and Barb is the merge nobody asked for.

I swear to god if I see this image in this thread one more fucking time I'm gonna rape Barb too

 

[NyQuilninja]

I regret ever calling myself trans or questioning my gender identity, Christ Almighty please forgive my sins

 

[JethroTullamore]

I wanted to suck the penis of a friendly pit bull, but he was to tired. He owner wore him out walking all over the place. Poor guy. I let him sleep. He needed it.

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

a bisexual tranny has been fucking his own elderly mother. I just can’t.

 

[Kulee Baba]

"And when we cuddle, and this actually impresses me more, I literally feel our souls bonding and coming together during that time. Damn it feels good when that happens."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The absolute potential of Texans heaving their drunk asses up the walls of Antioch must be explored.

Texas Medieval Christianity sounds like I get a suit of armor with a cowboy hat

that mother fucker

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

if today doesn't mark the death of the internet's golden age, what would?

Jeeeeezus christ

"Is Chris getting better?"

that went from 0-100 real cwc

Chris can’t fuck his mother? Literally 1984

We did it bois, the love quest is over.

Barb will give birth to Crystal now.

"The audio leaks....You listened to them.....We came"

Will those who donated for Chris' Everfree escapade be refunded?

Total: 9,005 (members: 1,992, guests: 7,013) plus our friends on Tor!

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

I don't know if i should laugh,cry,or vomit.
I think i'll do all three.

Welp, the convention money is now probably bail money.

Guess Chris isn’t going to the pony convention

We all knew this was going to end as one big, giant trainwreck.

But I never imagined just how bad that trainwreck was going to be.

This is going down in history, isn't it? Like, the entire page of internet is closing, the Neckbeard codificator is actually getting jailed. Assuming that the allegations are proven and he really done his own momma.

The beginning and the end are one and the same. Yes, all is right with the world.

You a-logs are just mad that chris smashed that sexy beast 24/7

Chris went out with a bang

he did get pussy that he didn't pay for. So he's getting better at getting laid.

What a time to be alive and DDoS'ed.

"Of course," I thought- "some shitty ween bullshit."

And then I went to sleep.

I miss yesterday.

This entire fucking thread has got me laughing like a loon.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Thank god, now Barb can peacefully be abused to death in a low income elder care facility instead of being used as an onahole by her mentally unfit son.

The Incestchu Saga is here.

DSP outlasts another one.

Truly the most magnificent tragedy. My grandchildren will hear about this.

I think I'm done with life. My senses have been fried.

Turn me loose you silly goose indeed!

>chris chan got laid and you didn't

It was the worst of timelines, it was the funniest of timelines.

So does this mean the Merge has been cancelled, or...?

On the bright side, Chris gets three hots and a cot.
Homeless Saga averted.

I'm gonna make like Thoreau and live in a spartan cabin by a pond.

Nothing in the chris incest arc will top chris dabbing on bob for not hitting the g spot. The virgin penis vs the chad bent duck

Bob got off at the right time, seeing his son-gone-daughter fuck his wife is something no one should suffer.

Adulthood is when you realize that Bluespike was right.

Losing your husband, being in ailing physical and mental health, and your only caretaker is your almost middle aged, trans, autistic son who believes they're a goddess of a comic book world they wrote in high school who fucks your frail, Alzheimer'd husk is a fate worse than death

He's a harmless little uwu autist he just needs helpy welpys. So sad

This is all Hasbro's fault.

"You can't remove a goddess from her temple! You'll destroy the timeline!"

Please let us get the interrogation footage. PLEASE

 

[AStupidMonkey]

giggle giggle

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

if there were only signs, we could have prevented this

ngl I'm getting stronger "Dear God, what have we done?" vibes from this thread than any of that Byuu shit.

Pour one out for the doctors and nurses that will have to examine Barb’s cooch and anus for signs of sexual abuse.

I hope it’s fake but I could see an autist raping his mother suffering from dementia.

Never a dull moment, is there?

This was not like my Animes at all.

The lulz have just begun.

Null is probably bricking himself knowing that he put CWC's face on that silver coin.

Kiwi Farms is now 100% affiliated with a rapist.

You know if Chris had just become a serial killer crazy bitches would be lining up outside the prison for conjugal visits. I kinda doubt the same thing occurs for people who fuck their dementia riddled mother. Should have just killed some women Chris.

Okay so all my Sonichu merch do I throw it away or is it now even more valuable?

This is the funniest piece of cosmic horror I've ever seen.

A reminder to all our new friends visiting this thread. Our number 1 rule is to have fun Rule 2 is to make friends

Ten thousand people are on KF right now. That's ten thousand people thinking about Chris fucking the shit out of Barbara Chandler.

I guess I'm not gonna get my drawing then.

To the 8,500 people visiting from Twitter, since you're here lemme just remind you the trooner Byuu/Near faked his suicide and it's been almost a month without a single piece of evidence being presented to prove he actually did die.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Oh what the fuck? No nigga, noooooo

This is not an epic lesbian moment : /

I really don't like this. I really really do not like this. Please be fake. holy shit

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

guys calm down, jersh will fix it

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You can do other peoples moms, you can do your friends moms, but you should never do your own mom.

That's like, rule one of doing moms, dude.