random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Enoby Way]

Dump from the Isabella Loretta Janke thread.

Imagine not thinking a message board dedicated to autism wouldn't sit through your high school's graduation commencement on youtube from two years ago

We've doxxed the pig too I see, great work

Do you feel that boy? The way the shit clings to the air. Shit blizzards coming.

Once Zoomers hit 45, things are going to get super weird. Going to be a mix of obese dangerhair retards and brain-damaged Nazis hooking up on neo-Tinder with their kids sobbing every time they run across their dad-mom's girldick photos on the holonet.

3 people of varying degrees of shittiness, but all undeniably shitty, all trying to ratfuck each other to get their rocks off, either figuratively or literally. Also incest. Lots of incest. It's like Inept Retard Game of Thrones.

Your resume says you were a Meme Engineer at the CIA's Meme Warfare Center, can you elaborate on that position?

tfw more scared of big bad internet forum than the actual legal ramifications of your actions

KF is the equivalent of infinite monkeys on typewriters but instead of writing shakespeare they dox your dog.

Why the fuck won't they dox a cat?

Whats happening here, do the mental institutions in the US celebrate an "Open-door day with free wifi" or something like that?

I've been doing some digging and finding some random shit on him of questionable usability.

I do know in which lab he got his COVID test done, so I got that going.

Listen, I may be new to the farms but I believe the phrase is "lurk moar faggot

tbh ill use dawn as hand soap sometimes.
im a bit of a wild card.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I pity the deputy who had to pull out the Un-Clit like Excalibur from the stone.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

I’m not a violent man, but he genuinely deserves a Rambo knife to the face.

 

[Ken Barlow]

I'm not here to impress you faggots. Get the fuck off of my message board.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Patrick S Tomlinson:

She told me that she had never loved me, had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me. It was a lie, of course.

 

[Meat Target]

Is Chris getting better

Heilberg is an unfortunate last name to be cursed with.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Better brace ourselves, a negrate storm is brewing.

Gotta love how the video is titled "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

flavorwise they are perfectly normal for vegetables but they have really shit texture.
I've seen a video of a woman putting one up her anus.

Just because it’s technically “allowed”

This little sperg had a fun time before it wore itself out in BP chat

Fuck your forum rules. Fuck them forever in the face. Your rules ain’t shit to me. Never were.

You fucking asscracks are DELUSIONAL. YOU ALL NEED TO TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS. Fucking edgelords. This is the MySpace of 4Chan. Sigh.

How can i take a study seriously from women who have never been muffed out or had their back door smashed in?

Y'know, because of all that pesky "innocent until proven guilty by a court of law" shit.

I endorse this product and/or service.

God is not here anymore. You know that.

I am scared of dentist and the dark,
I am scared of pretty girls
and starting conversations

Good to see you!

But I ordered some shit from Amazon, how am I going to get it now?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Instead of NSDAP, Hitler should've just called his party the anti-evil party

 

[Meat Target]

my road rage gives me a boner every time...

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

its a problem with gore sites in general. Each race goes to their own ghetto site where they seethe about other races in between commenting how much they want to fuck a corpse

one of the only 4chan boards that I ever browse is /int/ because half the time the threads just devolve into balkanbros posting their lumpy Dinarid mutt faces to prove that women are more likely to mate with them.

it remains consistently funny to me

We're posting videos of people dying. It doesn't mean we approve of it.

While Nool was cleaning up the weebs at the vtuber thread in one part of the site, at the other and without his knowledge there was Funkytown and APC's cat's strangulation. Moderating the site must be the like the most autistic game of whack-A-mole.

It's upsetting that this thread didn't receive a cute anime title like: "oopsie woopsies."

Yeah, I know that's cold. But there's only one thing I'd commit suicide for and that's if they discontinued York peppermint patties. Then I'm checkin' out.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think you're assuming his motives. It's isn't an unreasonable assumption, but sometimes people just want a change and don't realize it until they find out a lolcow fucked their own mother.

 

[Meat Target]

So fellow agricultural colleagues, which autistic individual shall we kick tonight?

 

[Happy Fish]

Please don't misgender Chris, you dumb fucking nigger bigot

 

[PhoBingas]

The man in the black suit currently holding a gun to my head says this is the superior option.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Either you or your buddies or anyone on kiwifarms to not get obessed over me anymore and just move on from the drama, like how I'm planning to, ain't that simple? IK it's probably not that easy but it's simple for me to not get witch hunt by 247

 

[Pickle Dick]

[The whole incest thing] is all going to end with Bella going to jail, Chris walking free, and him and Fiona holding hands as they walk into the sunset together

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The Nimona chick got her tits cut off? Wow. I guess the fujoshi to transman pipeline is real after all.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

The key to running a good mental health unit is maintaining a nice clam equilibrium

 

[PhoBingas]

Burger King foot fungus

 

[NyQuilninja]

I'm, sex, perhaps?

Wearing masks outside is like wearing a condom to masturbate.

send vegana
bitch lasagna

Stitch your legs shut, you baby raping nigger.

Tacky At Every Size

She looks exactly like the kind of person who would enjoy watching her boytoy get plowed by giant African sausages and upload it to OnlyFans for her sterile soybug followers to jack off to.

Fictional characters aren't real.

Fictional characters aren't real.

Fictional characters aren't real.

I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?

Pack, pack, pack the courts, with the activists, merrily merrily merrily merrily, why is Rome ablaze?

"I'm famous on the internet"

When has fucking young kids ever stop a UK politician?

"Recreational Outrage" is a thing.

Blood drives are scheme perpetrated by Dracula and his Night slaves.

Based I'm ready for mud people to starve to death.

How dare you accuse me with incorrect grammar.