random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Jonah Hill poster]

I'm here to get angry and write NIGGER in all caps, not to read the news.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"Spank us harder, Daddy government!"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

That whole pseudovag spirit amplification surgery sure does keep the troons from depressive thoughts.

you can take me out of my sandy basement kicking and screaming

 

[Greasy Spoon]

Have sex with a woman who is attracted to you....yeah right, blow out your demented mother's dry ham flaps.

 

[Meat Target]

No wonder the taliban has power all the autism goes into religion instead of trains.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I liked Norbit. It reminded me of my parents.

 

[Meat Target]

So I'm not a Canadian? I descend from them you nigger.

You're C*nadian and a post-mergie. You deserve nothing but the rake.

For China and Allah.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Also, I thought this was an alt-right incel forum and now we are TERFs? What am I going to do with all this chad jaw growth I got from punching myself in the face?

Where is that theory that all cows have penis problems? I'm pretty interested in it, but I don't want to look at any dicks. Maybe I've set myself up for disappointment.

This is 100% just a fetish

 

[Meat Target]

Yes Japan is finished and you'll never get to watch one of your shitty little girl cartoons ever again.

 

[AMHOLIO]

This is like the first stage of becoming John Wayne Gacy

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

A gun is always a classic. I am still a huge fan of the mass knifings, and vans of peace though.

Good numbers though.

Edit: a Libertarian incel super terrorist claimed by refer madness.

Hope he's butt raped by demons in hell.

Fat retard virgin with rage seems confirmed. Killed a child, the cunt

confirmed incel

Reddit must pay the price for creating this hateful incel!

 

[Aunt Carol]

He is turned into a beast but it's one that walks upright and has big boobs.

 

[Pyre]

10-14 days is perfect for a conception the day that Chris got arrested. Literally, they were so high off shouting my name at Chris, they went home and immediately conceived.

This is the second spite baby I have created with my evil powers.

Come on, Null, this has to be added for the love of god.

 

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If it's a guy fucking a dog... that is OK. Just random animal sex videos can probably be omitted.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Sending a kid to school is like renouncing your ownership over your child and allowing the government to be its new daddy. The new daddy will rape your kid in the ass and turn him into a troon. In order to avoid just don't send your kid to school

Yeah, no, fuck white people, fuck millennials. I now identify as trans race, trans age, trans temporal black woman named Peaches who lives in 1950s Georgia.

[Reposting my hilarious, witty and handsome response from earlier that was lost.]

I know that whenever I bring a lady home she always has to sit patiently as I inflate my dick like an air mattress.

I don't see any massah/slave ones or anne frank/guard ones so I'm saying confirmed chosenite involvement disguised behind the escobar name, but the lack of for-sure pedo roles is a definite noggin-scratcher

 

[Screw Danlon]

Wonkette writers and the larvae, 20 question IQ test, 30 minutes, just paper and pencil, no phoning a friend, no looking at the larvae's papers trying to cheat.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I remember the boys in my school restroom "crossing the streams" like Ghostbusters. I didn't participate because I remembered crossing the streams was a bad thing in the movies and I've always been a stickler for canon.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Slight powerlevel. im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking my mom.

There you go you retarded fuck.

 

[TV's Adam West]

There you go you retarded fuck.

Thanks homie

 

[Kabuki Actor]

If God meant for men to have foreskins, he wouldn't have given them teeth.