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[Dragged Into Sunlight]

You will get random stares and constant 日本語上手 in Japan as a foreigner, of fucking course being a fucking hedonite of Slaanesh will make it worse.

They don't expect you to know their social norms or language but they do expect you to respect their society. Appearing on their country looking like a Nurgling with zippertits trying to sneak into the men's side of an onsen is barely below the Enola Gay flying the skies.

 

[Path Wanderer]

he continues his unending quest to use sex with vulnerable individuals, both human and non-human, to fill the void created when dad walked out on him and mom.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"How do we get guests excited for our alcohol-free, vegan wedding?"

Add cocaine, hookers, and gladiator fights.
And a bouncy castle.

This went from homosexual to hilarious in 0.5 seconds.

TOTAL A-LAWG VICTORY
MILLIONS MUST RAGE

Et tu Catboy?

You can tell he's the type of guy who always has to be right, an expert on every topic, always correcting people over trivial mistakes. When it's your turn to talk he just blankly stares through you, watching Futurama episodes in his head.

Lolcows aren't real. Those are your delusions again, stalker.

Dear Janine,

Stop being insufferable cunts. If you were decent people, your "friends" and family wouldn't mind not eating meat or drinking for a couple hours to attend your shitty wedding. The fact that your guests feel they need to drink to be around you speaks volumes of your character, even more than your performative veganism.

Go fuck yourself,
The Human Race

If anyone invites me to a vegan alcohol free wedding I'm turning up high on datura

1) those are some ugly ass titties

If a beautiful woman sent me a video of her shoving a mason jar up her ass, I'd be repulsed, because I am a normal person. But there are people out there who'd pay good money for that

Won't someone think of the tweakers in Portland

I haven't had a drink in weeks but reading this dogshit had me convinced I had to be hung over or otherwise impaired.

Can herpes be transmitted via breast milk?

She should be shamed for being fat in public. I'm all for being as fat as you want in the privacy of your own home, but nobody deserves to be forced to see someone being that huge.

Expecting consistency is racist homophobic transphobic arachnophobic sexist in 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023, bigot.

There is no neutrality, embrace the lib ownage.

In his mind, he's fighting a pitched battle against the forces of pure evil, NOT normal people laughing at a buffoon.

It's always funny when you shitpost and someone responds with an effortpost.

what the fuck

So in closing: this dumb faggot can fuck right off.

Those Russians sure were lucky that Rick took an arrow to the knee so he wasn't able to join the war. He would have brought his entire arsenal, not only water balloons filled with paint, but also paper bags with human feces in them, fake gum packets with a spring that hurts your finger when you go for one, sheets of paper with "kick me" written on them, the list goes on. He would've been in front of that evil Putler inside of a week, to child him to his face.

There would be statues in his honor, and songs sang all over the world about how not fat and totally cool he is, and how all the stalkers are going to prison.

Tranch 2: This time it's dead sheep.

She's got that Hila Klein stare. I can hear the screams of palestinian children looking at this picture.

That's how fucking miserable you are in comparison; to the point that Guy Fieri seems based.

The nu-left are the fundies of the 21st century; their religion is faggotry and their God is the nigger.

I'm a former Muslim, and still use the label as a shield when I say shit about LGBT. Why not?

I respect any man who dresses like guy fieri

There are a million white-trash-adjacent moms out there that look just like Barb, it's like they stamp them in a factory.

WARNING: This might just be a superb troll, but given the insanity we see on a fairly basis it may well be real.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Some days were impossibly difficult, and I became nearly combative with my therapists. “I’ll never get better!” I’d say. “I don’t think I’m even wrong! I’m healthy, probably!” Then I’d watch Jennifer Lopez’s Super Bowl halftime show on YouTube, my head throbbing in my hands as I screamed “Get fucked!” to Albert, my profoundly infirm, AIDS-positive cat.

 

[Meat Target]

It's about ethics in whores hired for inter-billionaire blood feuds.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Guess how many time Hillary slept with a nigger? ZERO. Checkmate.

 

[Florch]

Magic underwear protects against fire, knives, bullets, and Satan, but it doesn't protect against well deserved ridicule.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Some defectors got govt assigned girlfriends and spent all their time fishing.

brb, defecting to best korea.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

I don't know how someone can lack so much self awareness that they go from bullshit like "𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮" to "fuck yeah I pay to cum on 18 year old goth girls' feet."

The kind of woman who has a pimp that doesn't put up with any nonsense from his bottom bitch, but expects her to get out there and bring him that money.

If she doesn't bring home the bacon, she can expect to feel the whippy end of the wire coat hanger across her ass.

Her petit body makes my micro penis look like a normal penis

- boogie

.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We'd have sex, you'd work, I'd get pregnant, I get an abortion, you get mad, I murder you.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's about ethics in whores hired for inter-billionaire blood feuds.

I, too, am terrified of bare breasts. Especially when they're attached to attractive women. Gosh, won't any attractive women help me overcome my fear through intensive exposure therapy?

I think the attempts to start a cross forum war are gay.

There's a solid difference between speculating based upon information and acting like that faggot kid in middle school who's dad works at Nintendo. One is fine and the other makes me want to kick you in the ribs. Don't be a faggot.

Bless Null for implementing the smiley because when i see shit like this there's no better way to describe what i'm feeling than via it.

As for the proper girl to simp for from the Tim Pool Flophouse, that's obviously Sleepless for she is properly racist.

ATTENTION: A MASSIVE FAGGOT HAS BEEN DETECTED IN THIS THREAD.

Why do you faggots insist on being faggots? What is so goddamn hard about just enjoying the shit happening to this fat faggot with bitch tits, why do you people have to shit on the floor?

 

[Hitman One]

Any update the melanin level of this individual

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Imaginie Saint Floyd forever twisted, dying for ypipo's sins....

 

[MrJokerRager]

After you die at the Battle of Shitovsk, Joe Biden will mack on your anime body pillow at the funeral. In response, Fox News will run a story about the so-called-tolerant left disrespecting animesexuals. And there will be nothing you can do about it.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Sometimes Tyrone just wants his dick wet and Nigger U only has other bucks for his muh dik to downlow into.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Everywhere Dax shows up something bad happens to everyone else involved.

 

[Spud]

Maybe i'm just a massive pervert but I'll be brave and say the following: I like sex.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@zyclonPD

Honk honk, here comes the nigger boat with a fresh nigger shipment

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The only area of my city that has cicling lanes is also the only place in probably the whole country that has a rainbow lgbt flag painted on the street, right on the cicling lane too,

No further comment.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If you had consensual sex with one of the twins while the other did not consent but they shared the same vagina is that rape? Is it gang rape, Would their twin be prosecuted too?