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[Aunt Carol]

Hey @Lichen Bark! Glio wants to talk about leaves!

thanks for the heads up. i absolutely do want to talk about leaves with @Lichen Bark!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Sadly enough, the user I upvoted was downvoted by the rest of the others in the thread.

Source

 

[ScooterL]

yeah call the police on gender normativity thank you

you saw you bitch you saw you fucking bitch nigga fucking shitter my shitter

https://sneed.today/threads/the-pooner-zoo.149432/post-16525691

 

[Spud]

Try-hard elitists that seek clout through Chinese cartoons.

 

[Meat Target]

He's such a RINO chinese people try using his teeth as aphrodisiacs

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

If you go to an amusement park, or drink a cup of wine, you’re happy for that moment. But when you learn Torah, the joy stays with you.

source

 

[Gentlebastard]

If I had a penny for every (((noticing))), my town would be overrun with Israeli settlers

ah yes, wikipedia
the most trustworthy source of propaganda

I will cut you if you fuck with my couch.

Never thought I'd have an impulse to defend the tentacle hentai man but at least he had a grace to fall from at some point.

Buying what you think is CP (but it turns out not to be) and blaming it on epilepsy will never not be hilarious.

I'd make an exception for Charlize Theron buying black kids to troon them out.

I admit to scraping the bottom of the barrel for lulz.

sure, he's basically a sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome and a coomer, but at least his nuttiness could spin off in unexpected ways

Any Reddit migrants can come HERE for their glorious ratings.

Reddit refugees are NOT welcome at the Kiwi Farms. Do not believe this man.

Kindly fuck off, we're full.

I like plus sized women, LOVE a muffin top but bitch you're fat.

Are you telling me that you don’t identify with man-bunned barista Ken?

getting her Meta account banned, (and possibly by an algorithm or bot, no less) by the very censorship-happy government-media-tech conglomerate she advocated for would be the funniest fucking thing to happen to her since she cried on tv.

It's also pretty faggoty to think telling entire countries to go fuck themselves is anything other than based as fuck.

Two people shot dead; women’s sports most affected.

Damn, poor dude has to sell his sister into prostitution to Chileans just to be able to post on kiwifarms.

A shitpost from a more civilized age

 

[Rotollo 2]

You're dumb. Come back when you raise your IQ by 30 points.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Let me break this down to such a level your white knight coochie obsessed smooth brain will understand: Rib, foid, or femoid is the proper way to address the opposite sex. "Woman" is a fake noun created by the womanly deracinated cosmopolitan pussy whipped modern man to put pussy on a pedestal.

 

[oopsie doodle]

He stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back, doxed him, and laughed at him.

 

[Positron]

"My gender sits somewhere on the spectrum between “bright floral button-downs” and “Bernie Sanders."

 

[DeadwastePrime]

God also created every form of gay sex in existence.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Jesus Christ, what did North Korea do to deserve Brinton?

 

[Finger Pistols]

Underpowered compared to how powerful my love for cumming in my own mouth is

Bargain Bin Laden can be a goldmine for random_text quotes.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

So, yes, that is his canonical cock size.

Seems overly harsh to say I'd rather die than play Nier or Xenogears or MGS2, but those are my priorities.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

"You tried to kiss me after Spider Man." - Nicholas J. Fuentes

 

[Pedophobe]

"Fuck you Dad" isn't a coherent political movement.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

How does jerking off to anime children help save the white race?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Kids should know to hate and fear the homo. Their butt is on the line, literally.

 

[Polentic]

"I mean you're no pedophile, but I'm still not letting you come to my bar mitzvah for that one"

Spoiler: ORIGINAL