random_text.txt

[Hepativore]

"Has anyone seen the poop knife?"

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Much like abortion, my position on gun ownership boils down to "what race is it?"

 

[Secret Messages]

I have failed to make Sonic say nigger.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

The machine wants our children to replenish their dead whore supply.

made her daughter's preschool participate in a sensory activity about indigenous people, then felt weird about it.

I hate nigger hair so much you have no idea.

it's because you look less feminine than Shrek on steroids, demand that everyone call you "ma'am", and you insist on wearing a Japanese schoolgirl uniform in public.

this was the tragedy of the century because your purse had to sit on your lap while you tinkled

thinks being clean is emasculating

There's women, and then there's "atrophy puss, mutant clit fake dick, and dead sausage fake dick, all stacked up." Those are the two sexes

 

[Chongqing]

"I left my app controlled vibrating butt plug in Massachusetts."

Post in thread 'Jonathan C. Holiday / TransEthics / Toren Valimir / Toren Wilder / Victoria "Vikki" Valimir/Darling' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonat...ria-vikki-valimir-darling.24959/post-17245222

 

[monstrous bubo]

I pine for the halcyon days of humanity when all you needed to chase euphoria was $50 and a lighter

 

[Tablet County]

'It's about ethics in powerlifting.'

nigger i cannot access your computer

once you go black you want your dignity back.

Women won't ever admit that small dick genes are largely passed on by mothers.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

I just watched a video of a girl eating cat turds maybe they aren’t all bad

 

[Solomon Bundy]

This is the man whose body is literally screaming at him it's being maltreated and his crab bucket polycule have him convinced he's pregnant.

 

[frozen_runner]

You know why I don't read articles? The articles are full of lies and will ultimately muddle my thoughts.

 

[Meat Target]

Show me a male feminist and I'll show you a man that has never smelled old period blood, especially not from a damp tampon wedged in a ceiling tile.

Almost made me gay(er).

 

[Bloitzhole]

I went to take the trash out and the lid was frozen solid and I pulled it out and smacked my face with trash

 

[vomitusdeux]

That fursuit looks like it was made with MS paint.

Apparently there's Babyfurs in the US Navy.

My sister watched me play it. She enjoyed it.

I'm a gross pervert. She's not.

And before you ask, my sister is too ugly for me to even consider it.

This post is cursed, I would not let you babysit my niece

Worst mod/admin I've come across and I've been online since the late 80s. Midget furry with a Napoleon complex mixed with wannabe black nationalism from someone that grew up upper middle class.

Imagine being such a pariah, someone makes an AI of your stepmom telling you to wash your balls and stop shitting yourself. My man is living his own dues ex dystopia.

I don't agree with those fucking metaphysical niggers known as "deities"

even demons are disgusted by faggotry

100 years of the Sonichu medallion around his wrinkly and possibly greasy HRT-dysfunction neck is not the kind of image one wants to think about while eating

He'd probably have to make Dr Spunk a half pajeet, half caribbean nigger lesbian, which one would expect to smell bad already.

is it incest if they are two different species AND one of them is adopted?

i would gladly donate my triangle and sperm to a female kiwi

Thank God they got rid of the creator of that degenerate incest game. Now back to Baldur's Gate 3 where I can fuck a bear.

I feel like your real life friends and your family learning you got "famous" for making a game where a stinky bitch tricks her autistic retard brother into eating people and having sex is probably bad.

(please let it end in murder there'd be so much bedwetting and it would be so fucking funny)

Well, you know what they say, if you can't stand the incest heat, get out of the incest kitchen.

Wonder if we'll get a Linkara tier porn tag collection from this.

You hate flirty women and 5$ rpgmaker games this much?

Just wait 30 years for when people become nostalgic for dick chops and faggotry.

I consider myself a scholar of fetishes

you're a fucking retarded motherfucker you'd walk on a fucking crime scene see blood a fucking dead body a guy with a gun and cannot make the fucking connection you're that fucking dumb you realize there's mfs jacking off giantesses and they can be fully clothed the creator didn't just put in the incest with no intention of making them fuck why the fuck are you talking about reading comprehension when this shit is staring you right in the face you're genuinely a 80iq coombait nigger cattle

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

 

[Meat Target]

I regret to inform you all that the libertarians are at it again.

 

[Tablet County]

breasts are just an ass on the chest.

I did not need the image of burly police officers porking out Fatrick like a Christmas ham

 

[Meat Target]

Agreed. Fetishes are best enjoyed when they're taboo!

 

[Tablet County]

Basically, what date do I break out the sourdough starter to hit the 2 to -2 region on the "Snuffkin to Kaczynski autism gradient"

discover more brain damage medical terminology to scare people with. funny sounding diseases. example: SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME (mom shook, dropped you etc.) pretend your mom is a cultist and dropping you over and over again was part of a ritual

Wait why am I Hitler

 

[Gentlebastard]

I don't think I've ever seen something so tone-deaf in my life before.

Not even if it was the last fuckable thing on the planet.

I love this guy. He tries to be a serious communist political commentator (which is lol by itself), but every other post is just him being a pervert.

Customers prefer doing business with people whose writing doesn't suggest crayon or paste consumption.

Yes, possessing (and daring to use) functional literacy does somewhat out me as a white person

She occupies one of the two stalls to cry-type and has the galls to ask "WHY DO PEOPLE TAKE TEN YEARS IN THEM". And they say women are sympathetic and caring.

This is referred to in the festival scene as "making bad decisions while rolling cock on molly and then trying to forget your bad decisions when you sober up."

that final sentence took me from “o sad” to “ugh, pervert.”

Maybe the power of cock will make her drop the LARP at some point.

A shrine to St. Laker, the patron saint of unwelcome text messages

 

[RACISM]

Imagine being such a pariah, someone makes an AI of your stepmom telling you to wash your balls and stop shitting yourself. My man is living his own dues ex dystopia