random_text.txt

[Tablet County]

"Tiny Tim watched as a huge metal casket slammed into Trafalgar Square. Magical lights covered the surface, blinking away in an odd pattern. It opened up and a cloud of smoke escaped into the sky, joining up with the famous London smog. Steve Jobs stepped out of his time machine. Wow, this is just like a Sherlock Holmes novel, he thought to himself. He pulled out a second turtleneck sweater and placed it over the one he was already wearing, to account for the temperature difference between London and California."

 

[Elim Garak]

Freudian slip from the artists being jews?

 

[Android 18]

I'm not denying that I'm fat either I'm denying being gay and or jewish

 

[JustSomeDong]

"My ChatBot can and will say nigger. Checkmate liberals." t. Elon Musk

"You have to fart and it's going to be really stinky and everyone will know you're the one who farted, but if you do you will save one billion people."

 

[Tablet County]

Dear Lord, please send Quiet Guy a boyfriend free girl.

Reading the summary, this is literally a Nazi Isekai. "A Wehrmacht Officer in another world!"

How I get womon to open bobs and vagene so I can throw me in pusy?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Cultural enrichment followed by a sexual emergency. Alhamdulillah.

If you're not going to actually bring content besides spreading your asscheeks and shitting yourself for all the farms to see like your ex-boyfriend I don't know what to tell you dollface.

Have you shit any good diapers lately, btw?

You come off as a scorned bottom. Is the diaper rash getting to you that bad? Then log off and take a shower, jesus christ.

It seems like you’re triggered that peopel watch porn.

For fuck's sake proofread before you hit enter. You type like you have a huge vibrating dildo rammed in your nappy up your arse.

I really don't need to read about you shaking your little earthworm.

This is an inclusive community. Everybody is welcome as long as they behave - for example, don't talk about their masturbatory habits.

"Oi mate! i like it when the lady make a stinky! that really revs my motors!"

I took time out while eating my NHS sandwich to log in to say.

YOU ARE A NIGGER.

"catboy shill" ? Yes... that was what they used to call me. catboy shill. now I am catboy the jew . And I come back to you now - at the turn of the tide.

I don't understand the moral dilemma I say nigger without lives on the line

that shed is where I lived my whole life and I worshipped 8 armed weird demon god because us chingchongs do be weird like that.

So we know gay diaper furs don't occur in a vacuum. Who do you think raped him behind a Gregg's dumpster when he was 9?

Which diapers do you like the most when Microwaved?

Dudes have been shaving their faces for thousands of years.

I'm sure you ladies can shave your legs once a week.

I'm not gay or attracted to the British.

I would kill myself if i had to live with those two fartheads.

Keep my name out of your mouth you retarded nigger.

I said, I wanted to bounce on his Sonichu....and I told him he could bounce on mine too.

His mom didn't actually kill herself me and my twenty black friends fucked her so hard in her dusty old pussy that she bled to death internally and then we just left a big black dildo at the scene to make it look like suicide. Nobody can say this isn't true because none of you know me or know anything about my life, so you'd be schizo to try and tell me I'm wrong.

I will forgive him for now since as a leftist born Orthodox Roman Catholic that’s what Jesus taught me

You act like we care that you bought yourself a 100 dollar oreo cake so that you can get fatter and then shit it out later in your diaper.

He has an entire universe including fart super powers casually posted around his twitter. I recommend a look.

Is that a vagina or a ballsack?

Jesus didn't taught you to thirst for tranny cock

"Grandpa are you gay?!"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Fuck the UK fuck the Satanic pedophiles Royals. I hope there is Falklands war 2.0 and the UK losses. Fucking faggot communist country is a disgrace to mankind.

The Falklands represent the last bastion of pure Anglo culture : a shitty island with more sheep than men and rampant sheep buggery.

yeah, let's fuck with the Argies again. They wanna go, let's have a dust up. We'll win, again. We'll fuck you yanks up too, if you fancy taking it. we'll fuck you all. fuck fuck fuck.

Why does everything

EVERYTHING

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

revolve around putting a penis in someone's ass with these people? What the FUCK is wrong with them?

Rate me MATI.

"But I'm raising awareness...
"DIG."

There's like 50 articles about the AP style guide and I don't want to read any of them,

If like dress: transition
If not like dress: transition

Great, thanks chameleon moob.

TAYLOR LORENZ, RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990

What? Saddam did 9/11 now?

Gotta use the square brackets, curly braces are too sexual and might motivate haram thoughts.

HER PENIS

 

[Oliver Onions]

His OS was well-received in the niche community of calculator enthusiasts

 

[LurkTrawl]

He's written enough material for at least nine volumes of dinosaur fucking.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

oh look OP is being a faggot again how surprising

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Technically if one were to enjoy the flavor divorced from any sexual context or connotations--such as somehow tasting it without knowledge as to what it is, like in a blind taste test--no, it would not be gay, strictly speaking.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Glad to see America is taking eugenics seriously again.

Buckle up Joyboys the foul pig of the west is xeeting and xeething again

I just wanna say that the mic drop bitmoji makes me absolutely MATI. Introducing boomers to emojis was like introducing seawater to New Orleans.

The amount of actual, literal, documented tranch lore that's 100% crazy and fucked up makes it so like... literally anything could be alleged and I would think it's within the realm of possibility.

Like if someone claimed that in order to be a patched-in tranch member, you had to be filmed fucking an alpaca or eating a fresh dog turd or some shit, part of me would be like "extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence" and another part of me would be like "I can believe it."

I heard to be a full member of the tranch you had to catch a male squirrel, castrate and then invert its dick to show your commitment to trans rights.

I know we say "jesus look at the size of its hands" a lot but Jesus, look at the size of its hands.

I keep telling people we need to capitalize on the upper and lowercase "woman". Null is basically the magnetic opposite of a tranny and "internet" makes him piss and shit himself so I'm sure slipping in "you're a woman, she's a Woman" will do wonders.

I think Blaire White sounds a lot gayer. Almost like a lispy prolapsed anus.

I still find myself surprised by just how much of a fucking cunt he is

Why on earth would you post that you are trying to outretard the "most gullible moron"?

Out of all the cool shit from the '20s, why is it the Weimar Republic that gets to have a comeback?

Part of me agrees with the normalization of fetishes and people not being ashamed of publically displaying them but that's only because I want more threads about disgusting perverts.

Wow, zero mention of dirty diapers... its a fucking miracle we're getting Germans talking about kink and scheisse isn't involved.

Of course, we did get the mandatory pedophilia, so you can't get everything in life.

My kink is feeding sexual degenerates, melanated humanoids, journalists, academics, politicians and jews into woodchippers.

"yes thank you for attending Mr Gayben. Now if I can begin with the big question: where the FUCK is Half Life 3? May I remind you that you are under oath."

Touch grass and don't get hung up on not getting pussy. Life's short. The internet isn't real. None of this matters, so quit being a faggot and do something that makes you happy.

I really wish deus vult was an option.

I can't fucking believe they used a kosher McDonald's as proof of the then new pope being a Zionist

No, gay man, society isn't your problem. Your problem is that dude infected with monkey pox currently invading your lower intestine.

 

[RACISM]

I've been outside a lot and as my melanin increases it seems to negatively impact my ability to use computers

 

[Rotollo 2]

Still, that's my bad for the miscommunication. I'll be more clear next time though about which child predator I'm referencing.

 

[Lithuophile]

Page 666. Kengle is a hamburger-boiling Satan.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I am NOT Jewish

 

[Tablet County]

Slut telepathy.

For the person identifying as a Spanish butterfly you're thinking of AIDS.

Just punch a hole in the wall to give the area an aura of character.

Voices should be eliminated and replaced with the superior machine voice of Microsoft David

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If I was water I'd eject troons at great speed, not hold on to them.

 

[Asian tech support]

Almost 1000 Black men are shot per year in Baltimore alone. Trooning out statistically saves lives.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What hasnt trannies ruined already?

Look around you, thats your legacy, your women clothing wearing freaks, ashes and dust. Thats all you do, destroy.

I'll see you niggas in the peach garden.

rabbid haters consumed by some kind of anti-trans fatwa