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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

obviously you're lying because you haven't cut off your dick yet

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Abraham Lincoln is a total lolcow

MAGA Warlocks Counter Brave Pro-Biden Witches with Evil Magic

Just when I thought Catler and Co. took the win for Gayest ERP ever

 

[Hitman One]

There is nothing more sincere on this Earth than Null's undying love for the Jewish people.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Americans think we need to start WW3 defending Israel so they can cast Summon Jesus.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

"My Twisted Vagina" for female ducks.

It'd all just be a bunch of squawking and cloaca-rubbing.

It's not an exact match but it's the closest you're going to get without a penis.

If not this implies some kind of time-based lockout for the N word pass. And a lot of the imports to North America have got to be running up on it, after 400 years.

flippin bricks

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

I'd rather be stabbed by a tranny than watch the Garfield movie.

If anything men need to be insulted more. Remind a man he is bald, old and ugly today.

"Y'all, I... I kinda wanna fuck this bird. Am I the only one who wants to fuck this bird? This bird seems objectively fuckable"

 

[Snusmumriken]

WHAT HAPPENED TO "THEY'RE JUST PROJECTING PEDOPHILLIA" NOW MONKEY FUCKERS?!

 

[barbie meat]

Imagine Null invites you to his house and while you're visiting, he leaves one of his hoodies on the couch while he goes shower. How hard is it for you to avoid wearing it and deeply inhaling it. Especially under threat he might catch you and call you a faggot. With bass-filled authority and deep eye contact, and a slight smirk.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

For starters, you don't put all your "weight on it real good" on pedals/pedalboards. It's not a foot stool you midget cunt.

 

[Chongqing]

Good luck pedo faggot. I'm behind 7 proxies.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Curb Your Enthusiasm theme, bass boosted, playing on repeat for all eternity

 

[S.C.U.D.]

For the record, the only dead people I fuck are ghosts.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

ASMR: "loving, caring boyfriend beats you to sleep with a frying pan"

 

[Hitman One]

I don't exactly rank birds by their fuckability or anything but I feel that one would be pretty low on my list regardless

 

[BirdUp]

This is Marxist normalization propaganda.

@i440BX

 

[frozen_runner]

Welsh, it's allegedly a language and not just a result of alcohol poisoning.

Anal Cunt did it first.

My imaginary penis has three heads and shoots Lightning instead of semen. The imaginary ladies call it the imaginary shocker! Imagine.

monkeypox 2: fagshrooms

Gay poop is stored in the balls.

 

[Harm]

"My girlfriend suffered and knows hardships, so I fucking doxxed her. "

 

[Pedophobe]

STAY MAD ALOGS!

He isn't even a law deacon.

Well if you do, stream it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

BTW, the Moleskine company once claimed that Ernest Hemingway and Pablo Picasso used their product; the company was founded in 1997.

This is the advertising I've seen them use in stores in my small European country. And I believed it, like a sucker. Felted by corpos again.

There’s something about a forum that allows, nay encourages, you to call the other users niggerfaggots that paradoxically raises the quality of discourse, probably by chasing all the actual homosexual melenations off.

He really went for the "I was only pretending to be retarded"??

I'm going to go buy war medals and veterans gear and hang out in bars so people thank me for my service. That's just what I'm comfortable with, don't go denying my innate professional identity. I'll have a dysphoric breakdown if anybody points out they're just pogs glued to ribbons and I don't pass as my true authentic self though.

Welcome to the fold, children - the fat, greasy, smelly, sweaty, fold.

that woman's one genuine talent is the ability to pack an entire world of petulance and brattiness into one single slightly mangled swearword - in written form, no less

Don't let those evil men stop you from carrying a purse like the man you are!

No stalker, you cannot possibly have an attractive wife with breasts more bountiful than my own. Enjoy heterosexuality.

Even her poor bag gets misgendered. She should loudly address it as Aiden or bro, and shove a rolled-up sock into the external pocket to give it the right man-bag bulge. That should fix it.

christ on a bike, where is that? (I want to know I so don't end up there by accident)

The only times I refer to my wife as "partner" it is immediately preceded by "howdy."

Of course, if you lived in a rural area and talked to people you’d know an old guy who would do those for a beer and listening to the story about how he tore the heart out of a Vietcong and ate it (everyone knows he never even shipped out, they don’t care).

 

[Aunt Carol]

As a christian a LOT of people are gonna end up in hell over this.

Oh, shooting up is definitely bad.