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How hard is it to put on loud music and get drunk like a normal person.

He’s looking more and more like that one special needs family member everybody has

He should have gone offline a decade ago, but he's an addict, to the point where I can't think of a more terminally online celebrity, or one that has been gazing into the Internet abyss for so long. And you know what they say about what happens when you gaze long into an abyss: it makes you a fag.

The better Hot Topic "Adult" content will always be Final Fantasy and its surrounding series

Sometimes is hard to tell one UK-based brain-rotted weirdo Tumblr'ed comicbook writer from another.

When are they going to start having interventions for the internet like they do for alcoholics?

Ah come on, who among us can honestly say they haven't hired a goth girl nanny based solely on the size of her tits and the likelihood she puts out after half a bottle of Tia Maria? Liars, that's who.

I don't care how much of it is true. I enjoy that he is suffering. That's enough for me.

Gaiman once made repeated use of the word "icky" and I have never forgiven him for it. I think that it was in reference to the sexual misdemeanours of another creator. There is something about that word coming out the mouth of a man. You can't take him seriously afterwards. You wouldn't take such a person on an expedition to the North Pole or on a rafting expedition through the jungles of Borneo.

I'm starting to think the New York Times think that being funny is a racist conspiracy.

What stings the most—even more than the American crime that is cheese in a can
Null, stop socking as a canuck, we see right throught your lies

It's related to the concept of an egregore or the "belief begets power" theory of gods (in that the power of a god or a symbol comes from the humans that follow that god). This concept features prominently in American Gods but we also see it here with the Sonichu medallion and the idea that Magichan is some kind of demon.

you can still have a speculum in your ass if you really want the full experience

Has anyone else noted that Jack himself is somebody's failed, rushed, disgusting-looking, unsalvageable recipe for a human being? He's God's own Party Cheese Salad.

Imagine being Rick.
I already apologized for turning you into a gay nigger, asking this of me is just cruel and unusual.

Imagine the damage you would do to a schizophrenic if you told them 'yeah, those voices in your head? They're real, and you should do whatever they tell you to.'

"Amenities - Floor"

Already shaping up to be a great rental house
 
Having different opinions isn't trolling you moron.

They literally have traditions where village men go out at nighttime with flashlights and hunt for pussy.

And you know what they say about what happens when you gaze long into an abyss: it makes you a fag.

Agriculture's emergence is a mystery. Yes we have space travel and dank memes as a result, but this would not have been obvious to people in Anatolia 9K BC.

He voted for himself so hard that he became black

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of troon voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something lulzworthy has happened.

Getting cucked by your own son isn't something anyone should be proud of.

We must secure the ecology of New Zealand and a future for Kiwi chicks
 
Gee bud, sorry for the inconvenience. Which one of those threads should I have recognized as a place of true artistic discussion? Boss Nigger Rape Chamber? Linkara’s green m&m futa rape dungeon? Genuinely curious which one of those enlightened halls of debate was storing the precious let's play.
 
Theater and literature were the domain of manly men and educated gentlemen not even 100 years ago. War has degenerated modern masculinity to the point that enjoying any art other than the Bible/Quran and using separate towels for your face and ass is seen as gay or feminine. That's real cultural decay. Fags are literally the last bastion of masculinity in the arts.
 
There are only men and men with their dicks chopped off on this webzone
This is why you should only use DM chains to form task forces to dox trannies and pedophiles.
If I find out there's a rape dungeon I'm not invited to, I will be very upset.
I thought this was a free speech forum.
So how do we tie Megaman Zero into this?
 
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I like your justification more than I like paying the neurologist's bill. I'll take it.

America already has a gay militia, we call it the United States Army

The mere thought of Hololive fans Patposting would send my sides into orbit.

This little shit is going to murder fish
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KILL IT!
(Yes, the complete post, including the baby seal pic)

I think racism is cool, but we must remember to hate the vegans as well.

make sure you tell Josh you're a fat broke porn-brained furry when you write to him. He'll give you all the respect and dignity you deserve.

He did not do his hair and make up himself, that is the handiwork of a middle aged mom, you can tell by the technique.

Everyone, please remember not to apply Western logic to Indian culture. What may seem batshit (cowshit?) insane and/or retarded to us will make perfect sense to them due to generations of inbreeding and exposure to the Ganges.

I would be Fish Hitler's greatest soldier, actually.

I went on KiwiFarms hoping to show them that LGBT people aren't all the depraved kinds of people they see us as. After months of reading their documentation based on actual digital footprints, I realize they are right about a huge number of us. It's very depressing.
 
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