random_text.txt

[Gangstalker #32194]

People should know Louisiana is horny.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

That lead directly to players just quietly learning to construct of death rooms where tranny dwarves can be trapped so they can die without sending the colony into a tantrum spiral.

 

[Meiwaku]

I never expected this much hate over something I had to dig through an old HD to track down.

context:
he is talking about getting hate for multiple pictures he found of his ex-gf cucking him with another woman whose nsfw pictures he posted in an off topic thread about pegging.

I am not kidding. Follow the link if you're brave.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Utterly fascinated by how he is apparently a real person

 

[Pedophobe]

Contorting your body and sucking your own penis is less self-fellation than whatever this shit is.

There is always more, and it is always worse.

These people are fucking retarded and not in a funny "ha ha" way, but more in a "maybe eugenics is a good idea" kind of way

 

[Blackhole]

You're sitting there, playing co-op in your open world RPG, and all of the sudden you're gay.
You didn't ask for this. You didn't choose this.

GAY HOMO SODOMITE BUTTSEX IN MY LANDS BETWEEN?A̷̢̧̘̳̪̘̟̭̖͈̤̣̹͎̗̮̱̙̱̰̝̝̟̟̞͔͖͊̿̀ͅͅŲ̶̢̡̨̝̟͉̰̮̗̝̬̫͈̭̫̠̩̱̖͙͚͇͇̩̖̺̞͔̰͈̾͒͛̓̀͒̈́U̶̟͍͔̩̼̞̓͑̅͑́̀Ũ̸͙͈͖͎̬͕̳̤͚̙̀̀̈͋̈́̔̽͌͝Ų̸̝̥̝̰̠̜̖̦͇̫͓͗́̒̇̈́̋̑̋̊̓͊́̈́̕Ú̴̡̨̠̺̫̹̗̜͈̞͈̟̺̹̰̝͉̹̞̳͓̩͍̺̗̯̂̿͋̀̃͛̿͘̕̚Ų̷̼̹̯̋̆̑̓̀̓͐̌͋̈́̒̓͗̄́̕͝Ů̴̡̨̺͚̳̹̺̜̭͚̟͔̱̱̜̠̹͎̮͈͇̭̌͋̑̊̀̽̂͆̈́̔̾̔͑̓̀̽͊͘ͅͅG̶̡̝̝̲̪̥̯͈̲̝̤̣̬̳̪͒̿̊̄̿͗̈́̔̑̈̐̉̄̾̇̀͒̚͠H̸̨̧̨̨̝̬̥̮̠̣̲̣̜̻̼̭̰̯͈͉͈̫̰̲̟͕̙͔́̋͑͛́̑̍͗̄̈̉́͆̌̆͆͛͘̕͠!!!!!!!!

I am effectively the Emperor of Planet Earth, and of course I agree a purge is needed.

I stood from my golden throne and clapped and said “kino”

What if instead of Kiwi Farms it was called Freaky Farms and instead of talking about funny oddballs on the internet we talked about rape and ball torture in 300 page DM chains

"i might jack off to tranny porn, but i HATE every second of it"

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

im gonna get super fucking drunk and light fireworks like a true 'merican, hell yeah!!!! HAPPY 4TH OF JULAAAAY!!!!!

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

HE LOVES KIIIIIIIIIDS

 

[Hooked on phobics]

the zoosadist-for-hire that he hooked up with was a MINOR.

...My brain almost had a stroke reading that one.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

diary of a faggot

Of course a black guy would beat up a 81 year old drunk with severe dementia...

1. Three- rhymes with me and I am the best
2. Four - rhymes with more and more is better
3. One- rhymes with fun and who doesn't like fun?
4. Two- rhymes with you and nobody likes you
5. Five- rhymes with jive which is nigger talk

 

[Tablet County]

I'm starting to think the New York Times think that being funny is a racist conspiracy.

I am so poisoned by the internet that I thought 1 Guy 1 Jar caused a civil war.

 

[dumb squid]

Even if every woman on earth rejected me i still wouldn't care.
Also, losing virginity isn't even a problem since you can just fuck a hoe. Not that i will since it doesn't bother me.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Maybe "fly to LA and die fighting niggers" was the last item on her bucket list?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Waiting for Katsu Kitty flesh light, will buy two

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Every moment you spend thinking about Kat Dennings is a moment you're not thinking about something important, like Warhammer figurines or Hitler. You should hate her for that reason alone.

 

[3MMA]

I never thought I would have to include sexual minorities in my threat model when selecting an operating system

 

[Inco G. Nito]

is it feel that bad just to be hated?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I HAVE NOT TESTED THIS. I'M ONLY LIKE 85% SURE THIS IS LEGAL. I'M JUST SOME RETARD ON THE INTERNET.

Would the farts be morale boosting in a survival situation?

 

[barbie meat]

Abusing allergy meds for a high and then getting YWNBAW'd by the phantasms that appear to you is absolutely hilarious I'm sorry

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Wait, so we're the providers for random.txt.? I thought the lolcows were the ones being quoted