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[Tablet County]

Nigger if you change your mind every god damn day about what it is that's causing all of civilization to catch the big gay, then it's probably none of the aforementioned and rather than write articles about it you should kill yourself.

a crackhead has the nuclear football.

"Zoomer who behaves like a severely handicapped teenager."​

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Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?​

Grrr me chud and me orc, I hate high elves… and NIGGERS

He represents the Lollipop Guild.

The Lollipop Guild?

The Lollipop Guild.

Jim needs to send him to the shadow realm with the Blue Eyes White Dragon

 

[Overly Serious]

It's fucking hilarious how much you seethe about Jews, you constantly post about them. We own you.

 

[Gentlebastard]

everyone subconsciously wants the bad guy back in office so they can gnash and sneed and better live the fantasy that they're some kind of heroic freedom fighter instead of just a twitter-addicted politisperg

My nigga RFK's brain worm would have done a better job.

Bro, people are literally mutating before our very eyes and you’re wondering if the Cheeto-flavored Mountain Dew has something to do with it.
Yes, we eat poison. It’s that simple.

Old rusted extremely dirty shady and deserted, I dont know who wouldnt expect trannies and dogs to prowl those places.

didn't know cheese required being molested

Someone tag Null and start Cheese War 2.0

(No, I don't have the balls to do it myself.)

Cheese isn‘t gay and no you can’t jerk off into the Chili Con Queso.

"Like cheese? Well, guess what, cheese is a lot like having a cock rammed up your asshole."

go look at lots of furry scat porn in your office, nobody will find out! i promise!

It would be funny but for the fact that he legitimately believes this.

I would like to watch a video of someone getting their Klan robes caught in the axle of their mobility scooter. Ideally they end up veering into the burning crosses and cause a domino effect.

If you already have such a video, please speed it up and add "Yakety Sax" before you upload it.

Ah, I see this anon is desperately trying to defend his decision to live in London despite it being a complete and utter shithole.

I love how upon reading the title my first thought was "I bet it's a terminally online troon talking about his discord 'girlfriends'". Checked his profile and I was right, lol.

I only access Kiwifarms from Starbucks wifi, just to be safe

 

[Meat Target]

If you die from diarrhea, you don't get to go to Valhalla.

i was right this is definitely the beginning of the kiwi farms dangerous militia arc. soon we will see top ten tips to enriching uranium but pls keep the fedposting to a minimum based fellow militiamen

Any hobby you have that doesnt have the potential to disfigure you or innocents is simply not worth having.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I got a cock covered in coffee this morning because some muppet did that

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

drinking liquor out of a judges vagina

"I'm monogamous, I'm monogamous," I insist as I slowly lick another dude's ear.

 

[Tablet County]

>Ok, let's say, hypothetically, that god has been dethroned.

These weirdos are fucking their cheeses, aren't they?

TimeLife Music Presents: The Nick Rekieta Body Cam Collection
This 57 CD collection contains some of Nick's all time classics like:
-I Know My Fucking Rights
-Let Me See the Fucking Warrant
-(Bottles Clattering)
-Mr. Policeman My Clothes are Smelly
And so many more...

What part of being a literal pants shitting retard is attractive?

LMAO! Officer MOIST!

Justice is supposed to be blind, but not deaf, dumb and a fucking quadruple amputee. At least she has to be able to read Braille.

So this is the power of a libertarian libertine lawyer....

 

[Fannyscum]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russell-greer-just_some_dude_named_russell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-18740773

No, Stalker Child, he will not commit seppuku.
View attachment 6150408

"Plaintiff doesn't think he will kill himself."

 

[Gog & Magog]

Ethnicity: Non-Hispanic? That’s what we are reduced to? Fucking get the council of racists on the phone this is some bullshit.

 

[Tablet County]

Will you take your pills if AI Jesus kindly offers them to you?

 

[Nancy]

I like Hitler for different reasons

 

[Inco G. Nito]

I haven't started using drugs yet because my mental exercises seem to be working
My sexual urges have declined now that i semi - automatically think of women being gross whenever i look at them. Its still a work in progress though.

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

I only recently got my penis, so I'm pretty new to everything myself.

Source: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/srs-and-grs-surgeons-and-associated-horrors.76786/post-18738080

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If it's all consenting adults, I can't imagine what could go wrong!

 

[Poonocchio]

"Your honor, my client requests that the jury type a 5 in chat if they think the judge is a rat pussy who is tryna make him feel some kinda way."

 

[Hitman One]

What you've just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent article were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Crex Crex]

All these three.

 

[GunCar Gary]

ATTENTION
For those wondering Gura is extra horny today because she is currently ovulating.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

That you admitted to being a perimenopausal moustachioed obeast that baby trapped a near jailbait homunculus with your well honed prostitute level of dick sucking skills?...Yeah, I'd say that's an own.

 

[Gentlebastard]

A Pornstar bible thumper? These people only do things in extremes there's no middle ground for them.

I already made that joke, child.
This is why your life is already over stalker. Wait for the joke police.

Doxing is very bad when those Kiwi Farms nazis do it by reposting public information. But it's okay when Rick does it, very different situation. After all, he is a licensed fat faggot in the state of Wisconsin.

here's my umpteenth response on shit that doesn't matter