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[Aunt Carol]

I admire your passion on this topic, but labia are for keeping stuff out of the vagina, not in.

The community may be retarded and drama hungry, but they can use their power of internet harassment for something good for a change.

 

[Syzyg]

You should be happy an assbeating is all you got.

Jewish-controlled Vagina Governments actually privilege Muslims over their own jewish, queer masters.

if you are part of "queers for palestine" then i hope for those people to be beheaded and die someone like that needs to die i hate them all

These 2 dykes should just be grateful that they weren't raped to death.

these muslim guys didn't actually seem that bad, just roughing them up a little.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"As a soon to be legal brothel owner, U WILL HAVE TO PRY THE KEYS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS"

- Russell Greer, to a women's rights group

 

[Meat Target]

Gross, it's like some bastard child of Greta Thunberg and Morticia Addams.

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

@SamanthaPrater said:

"I normally don't draw Children but the accusations called for it."

 

[DumbDude43]

I am also planning on turning my hair between my asscheeks into a nice dreadlock. Any tips?

 

[CEO of Pickles]

We're grown ass men in this establishment. We put on our big boy pants and say the nigger word.

Just drink the piss you big baby.

 

[Pedophobe]

It’s fucking sickening and depressing in equal measure.

Wait you're serious and not just taking the piss?

somebody is gonna make that meme and its gonna be great

Fat. Will not sex.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Ok which one of you went to his house and lit the crosses on fire? Cause you didnt invite me and im upset you got all the fun.

As much as I hate him, imagining him full of childlike joy almost brought a tear to my eye. Unfortunately the only thing he does not allow himself is happiness.

I think he's trying to be clever.

This is the gayest thing I have ever read in my entire life. Both these mongoloids should be fedposted immediately.

(I have come to believe that pat is legitimately gay, and I'm working on my own schizo unified fat faggot theory to prove it.)

Just because he got a win in this doesn't mean he's not still a huge faggot, and it's a bit of a dick move. It's still fucking hilarious.

I thought only Americans liked lifting trucks? How could the Japanese do this?!?!? Why don't they ride the train?!?!?

"Nooo child, I am not a bad driver. The vehicle in front of me merely threw a banana peel out their window."

 

[Blackhole]

a second discussion on sexuality and fetishes has hit the thread about laughing at furries

this is why your life is just beginning, friend. enjoy freedom.

It's 2024 and I'm seriously trying to work out how much a nigger costs.

does Anus piss

 

[Free Dick Pills]

With Austin I can take a bathroom break and watch him go from debt free with a car to ruined by the time I reach for the toilet paper.

 

[Breadbear]

storing used diapers in her refrigerator to keep them fresh for resale

 

[Tablet County]

I don't know how you masturbate to Symposium.

There’s no such thing as incels, just men I haven’t raped yet.

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

To be frank, having a more aesthetically pleasing ballsack isn't going to magically solve everything.

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[WelperHelper99]

>He can't have opinions, he does Adderal!
Nigga, Hitler was on crack and he was the greatest man who ever lived.

I laughed my ass off

 

[Tablet County]

In Memoriam

religion should be treated much like your genitals. Not something that should ever be forced on anyone and inappropriate to whip out at school.

What if you watch cuck porn just to imagine yourself as the bull? Checkmate liberals

What is so cool about Lana del Rey? Her nosejob is a crime against humanity.

is it cuck porn to watch BMJ sex your mom?

 

[National Defense Advocate]

I laughed my ass off

I thoroughly enjoyed how angry that made some of them lmao

 

[Would]

I'm not "fully" gay,

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Well at least I'm full which can't be said for most of my countrymen...

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I really hate hippies

Wait, the nitrous mafia is real?

(Note: If you don't know who Jerry Springer is, discontinue using this website you underage fool.)

When I think about saving the environment, I think about jacking off in the ladies' room.

Oh I see it was "the blacks" that made you all lie to yourselves and others. Should I kill a watermelon and put the ghost of it on the table to summon them so they can explain themselves?